Ultimate Fart Soundboard

To quote the great George Carlin, "Fart's are great, they're **** without the mess!"

 

The "Clucking Chicken" & "Squat Thrust" are the greatest things, I have ever heard.

 

This was wrong.

"Rough Cut" is the best thing I've ever heard.

 

Best thread ever

 

There's a fart ringtone for your phone out there somewhere. I'd love to find it.

 

Anus Madness rules imo.

 

If I ever make a fart soundboard, I;m going to name one of them:

Madness? THIS IS SPLATA!!!!

Does that count as ambition?

 

...I'm not around much anymore,but it's nice to see John's threads are getting better...

 

I was partial to Bowels of the Titanic and Out of Gas.

 

My wife just came into the livingroom and I hit the fly swatter button and she told me to take it outside.