I need to learn how to do that, my best friend and I are no longer friends. Life really frickin sucks. She was my best friend.
You can either give in to it, or tell it to **** off cause you're too busy living life. I chose the latter. What don't kill you makes you stronger.
Dated a girl for 4 years. We spent 4 months in Italy together, picked out an bought an engagement ring with her, lived with her for 3 years. Put her work on my shoulders....5 months after graduation her ex calls (had issues with him in the past).....he reluctantly accompany her to a karaoke bar where I sit through the *******s rendition of "cant' find a better man". I promptly end the night and give her an ultimatum........"I'm never going to see him again and you're not going to without me either".....I get the reply "I need time to think about it"...............I say "after 4 years you shouldn't need time"...end of story end of relationship....end of me liking a great song.
I have to wake up at 4:30 AM and drive 150 KM's to work. The schedule on the job is so tight that I have to put in 14-16 hour days and stay in a hotel without a computer and I don't get to see my g/f or any of my friends for a whole week. I get to do this for the next 6 weeks getting to come home on weekends (get home late on Friday night and my g/f mostly works weekends). FML.
It happens bro. At least there's no kids or marriage involved. Tried to be open about him being a "friend" and end up getting boned. Lesson learned
It's people like you who are good examples for young children going through a bad home life. My best friend had very very bad parents, most kids would have been criminals growing up in the **** he went through. You're attitude reminds me of his. as I speak he's in camp becoming a Navy Seal. He didn't let them ruin his life. He lives his life fuller, happier, and cleaner than anyone I know.
Got another one... I spent 5 years of my life and $80,000 to earn a degree in a field that I love...when I graduated a year ago it took me 7 months to find a ****ty job in the blackhole of a state that I swore I'd leave when I grew up. Looks like I'll be here for awhile
That's def ****ty, man. But, in the long run, it's def a good thing. Imagine if you ended up proposing to or marrying that girl and it happened then? At least you saw what she was really thinking early enough to kick her *** to the curb with way less variables than if it was a few years down the road. That song is overrated anyways.
I was one time on the back of a golf cart. As I tried to get off, it drove off, causing me to fall forward. FML.
Totally man. Like I said I had issues with him in the past and had made up my mind that if she didn't rectify it..i was going to walk. And that's just what I did
So I get back in front of this girls house after a date... (you know its going to be good right there huh?) Well we start making out... which leads to me playing with her Boobs (Double D's btw) and kissing/sucking on her neck (she loves this); and the she starts to give me a HJ (through my pants ). So there we are going at it and then I hear two loud, hard, pounds on the window on my side. I look up and its her Mom... Yeah, F***. MY. LIFE.
Well, here's on my "oppositer of prouder" moments. Back in High School, when I was in class, I was sitting next to my girlfriend, and I was doing something with my hands I shouldn't be doing. A few months later, I found out my teacher knew about it. Why does constite as FML? He's my Major in JROTC. FML 1. While I am a virgin, my girlfriend at the time and I did some very sexual stuff. She kept a diary, at home. Being in high school, she lived with her mom. Her mom found the diary. FML 2.
pounding on the glass in hockey is a good thing. maybe she's an NHL fan and was urging you on? ---- my wisdom tooth is coming in and my dad says it's decayed. i have to get this thing out most likely (haven't seen a dentist about it) and i don't have medical insurance. FML.
Instead of being at my girlfriend's graduation ceremony at UCLA and potentially straining a relationship already on a thread, I have to help my mom play peace-keeper between two warring cousins on my dad's side by attending my niece's graduation in UCSD. FML
Well, yesterday, I was at Nova Southeastern University. Not familiar with the campus, I literally spent an hour and a half to find my car in parking garage that was just a 100 feet from my initial location. FML.
1 - When I was 8 years old on a old gravel road. They had just laid out new gravel lost control of the van rolling it. I ended up breaking every bone in my face from the eye sockets down (I have metal eye sockets and cheek plates). Though the aquarium we just got at walmart left without a scratch. 2 - I worked for a printing company as web designer and computer tech etc.. Well I bought me a brand new 1200$ computer at the time 2 months later they sold business without letting anyone know I was laid and off and computer fried 3 weeks later. 3 - Working for my uncle as a summer job cutting trees, I had saved up enough money to get me a junk car but hey it got me around. Well about a month later on interstate going 70mph I hit a deer trashing the car. 4 - About a year ago I was at home working on a clients pictures (flash drive in computer) and then a bolt of lightning struck the house frying my computer, shocked me through the keyboard and fried his flash drive. Lost my xbox 360, ps3, cable modem and router, and 2 TV's. I have so many others I could go all day lol...
I was 17, and having sex with my girlfriend in my room. My mom walks in, there's a long pause, she then closes the door. Pause continues. The I bust out laughing, very, very hard. So hard she falls off me and the bed. Yeah, FHL
Damn that's crazy. I have so many questions. Have you gotten punched in the face since then? Gone through metal detectors? That whole story has to be insane.
my advice: stop walking under ladders/breaking mirrors/letting a black cat cross your path/opening an umbrella indoors...
Ya I actually remember more than anyone about the accident, I would detail it but its pretty graphic at times lol... Been punched in face yes.. and did it hurt? (my bro and I got into it alot and hes the stronger of us 2 benches like 300lbs and fullback in high school etc..) kinda but I have a high pain tolerance (likely from this accident) but doctors had to force me pain killers because I never asked for them.. Metal detectors yep, after 911 went to state capital my metal readings were higher but nothing that alarmed them. lol tell me about it my friend i moved to idaho to get a fresh start at life, she didn't believe i had bad luck it was all in my head. Well we ran into constant storms and a snow storm that stranded us for over a day.. she understands why I say it now lol...
I would think those metal plates would probably hurt like hell to hit. If so, I would consider a career in MMA.
lol, eh im to docile to be a fighter sadly. Though i would need to strengthen up to even consider it lol... Atm my focus is weight loss though lol...
