For millions of years, people have argued and waged war over one of the most important factors in human existence: Which Lip Balm Rules Them All? True story: There's three main superpowers in the struggle for Lip Balm supremacy. Blistex, Carmex, and Chapstick. Blistex - Used by millions and known for it's medicated line of balms for people *cough* warp *cough* with strange blisters located throughout the body. Carmex - Loved and used by millions. Doesn't have the fancy packaging and flavors of Chapstick, and the association with medicine that Blistex has. Chapstick - Known as the Christianity of lip balms. It's used by more people than the bible and condoms combined. Boasting flavors from root beer to asparagus. So my question to you folks... Who is it gonna be?
Just because I'm secure enough in my masculinity to admit I prefer Burt's Bees doesn't mean I should be open to criticism, from you. Fine, I like my lip balm a little fey. What's wrong with that? Who are you to judge? Geez, next you'll be telling me I can't wear pantyhose anymore.
Okay, color me curious. Who exactly is this Burt character, and why are all you guys fawning over his bee's? Does Ernie know about this?
i cant use any lip ointment. i find it extremely womanly. i just let my lips peel and bleed...like a man.
Lip balm is like putting on lipstick. Manly or not? Burt's Bees tingles when you put it on. Manly or not? Putting on Burt's Bees before you please your woman while it tingles. Manly or not?
im assuming he is writing a long essay on the pantyhose, lip balming club he is going to start after fin-d's post re assured him he is not alone.......
This guys bag is full, cause he just sucked the fun right out the room. You were the kid that reminded the teacher when she forgot to give homework!
No, I was the kid that kicked the asses of the troublemakers who didn't want to follow rules. Jackass
