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Going to the Urologist....

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by The Rev, Jul 2, 2009.

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  1. Jul 2, 2009 #1
    The Rev

    The Rev Totus Tuus Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box Club Member

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    ...for my annual prostate exam. :pity:

    Turns out my family has a history of prostate cancer, so I've been checking myself out now for about 4 years now. I usually try to give my Doc a "line" after he "checks" me.

    Previous lines have included:

    "Yep, still heterosexual, Doc."

    "The least you could have done is told me you loved me and bough me some dinner before."

    I'm looking for some good lines for the appointment. Any thoughts?
     
  2. Jul 2, 2009 #2
    SICK

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    "aiight doc....lets see how good you are.....what did i have for dinner?"
     
  3. Jul 2, 2009 #3
    gafinfan

    gafinfan gunner Club Member

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    Boy, oh boy, the best one ever!!
     
  4. Jul 2, 2009 #4
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    "Your turn!"
     
  5. Jul 2, 2009 #5
    SICK

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    "doc go easy this time.....after the last time i was here i didnt hear a fart for about a month"
     
  6. Jul 2, 2009 #6
    Colorado Dolfan

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    "Still have your watch?"
     
  7. Jul 2, 2009 #7
    SICK

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    "i already told my mom about us"
     
  8. Jul 2, 2009 #8
    anlgp

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    " i'm beginning to think you enjoy your line of work"

    and if you really feel like creeping him out

    "how bout coming back to my place afterwards?"

    :lol:
     
  9. Jul 2, 2009 #9
    adamprez2003

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    go on doc. pull my finger
     
  10. Jul 2, 2009 #10
    Stitches

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    "Since you're already down there, how about a happy ending?"
     
  11. Jul 2, 2009 #11
    like2god

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    "hey doc, I know this guy named Lucky who could handle 4 of these tests at once, or so he claims"

    or

    "soooo.........how 'bout them Dolphins?"
     
  12. Jul 2, 2009 #12
    SICK

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    haha to extend this one......

    "speaking of blow holes.......how about them dolphins?" :lol:
     
  13. Jul 2, 2009 #13
    like2god

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    :pointlol:
     
  14. Jul 2, 2009 #14
    NaboCane

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    Doc, your finger tastes like garlic.
     
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    Alex44

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    "So doc who's your favorite patient?"

    Or

    "I think I'm ready to go all the way this time doc" <---- Before the test.
     
  16. Jul 2, 2009 #16
    NaboCane

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    "Oh yeah, that's it, right there. Now slap my ***."
     
  17. Jul 2, 2009 #17
    azfinfanmang

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    Just a little bit longer Doc, I'm almost there

    Or

    Doc I now know why they call you stubby
     
  18. Jul 2, 2009 #18
    Crappy Tipper

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    Did you change lotions? Your knuckles feel so smooth.
     
  19. Jul 2, 2009 #19
    adamprez2003

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    hey why does your medical degree on the wall say podiatrist?
     
  20. Jul 2, 2009 #20
    Crappy Tipper

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    If you go any deeper you're going to make a finger puppet out of my *****
     
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  21. Jul 3, 2009 #21
    adamprez2003

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    oh man, i really shouldnt have eaten that taco bell burrito
     
  22. Jul 3, 2009 #22
    like2god

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    "Hey doc, how did you get into this line of work? Me, I decided to serve the church because of my love for God. What is it about violating my bum with your finger that you find so fascinating?"

    If he says anything other than "someone should have told me, BEFORE I went to college, that hot chicks don't have a prostate!!!", then $20 says he's probably a Patriots fan. :wink2:

    Best of luck with your appointment Raul
     
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  23. Jul 3, 2009 #23
    UCF FINatic

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    great one... I'd use this.
     
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  24. Jul 3, 2009 #24
    Celtkin

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    cnc66

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    if he puts both hands on your shoulders it's trouble Raul...

    good luck brother!
     
  26. Jul 3, 2009 #26
    Fin D

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    Its considered a compliment, when you burp after an Italian meal...so if i fart then....good job!
     
  27. Jul 3, 2009 #27
    NaboCane

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    Don't worry, Doc...a fart is just the sigh of an *** in love.
     
  28. Jul 3, 2009 #28
    BigDogsHunt

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    I dont think you should say anything afterwards....but during it, breaking out a chorus of "Moon River" loud enough for the waiting room and receptionist to hear you will be a winner in my book!
     
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  29. Jul 3, 2009 #29
    BigDogsHunt

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85PcMJ9D8X0&feature=related"]YouTube - Cannonball Run Doctor[/ame]
     
  30. Jul 3, 2009 #30
    unluckyluciano

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    just ask him for a cigarette afterwards........
     
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  31. Jul 3, 2009 #31
    SICK

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    "ehh......ive had better"
     
  32. Jul 3, 2009 #32
    unluckyluciano

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    "I paid 500 an hour for that?"
     

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