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Billy Mays can sell...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Fin D, Jul 2, 2009.

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  1. Jul 2, 2009 #1
    Fin D

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    Billy Mays was to pitchmen what Chuck Norris is to bad ***. So...


    Billy Mays could've sold a Luffa to Clint Eastwood.
     
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  2. Jul 2, 2009 #2
    SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    he was awesome
     
  3. Jul 2, 2009 #3
    Colorado Dolfan

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    Billy Mays could've sold Chuck Norris a self-defense instruction video.
     
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  4. Jul 2, 2009 #4
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    Billy Mays could've sold Brett Favre on staying retired.
     
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  5. Jul 2, 2009 #5
    SICK

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    billy mays could sell 124 to be a pats fan.........of wait he already is :shifty:
     
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  6. Jul 2, 2009 #6
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    I'm a Brady fan, not a Pats fan. Get it right. :lol:
     
  7. Jul 2, 2009 #7
    NaboCane

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    Billy Mays could sell a pork sandwich to Osama bin Laden.
     
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  8. Jul 2, 2009 #8
    Alex44

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    Billy Mays could sell Michael Jordan a book called "Basketball for dummies"
     
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  9. Jul 2, 2009 #9
    NaboCane

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    Billy Mays could sell blue and red to purple.
     
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  10. Jul 2, 2009 #10
    Cosmic

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    Winner.
     
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  11. Jul 2, 2009 #11
    TheHighExhaulted

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    ...a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.
     
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  12. Jul 2, 2009 #12
    FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Billy Mays couldve sold global warming to Republicans

    :shifty:
     
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  13. Jul 2, 2009 #13
    GISH

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    Billy Mays could sell Terrell Owens to the Buffalo Bills.
     
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  14. Jul 2, 2009 #14
    TiP54

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    he could of sold Ricky in to HOF.
     
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  15. Jul 2, 2009 #15
    SICK

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    he could sell dennis green that the bears were not infact who he thought they were
     
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  16. Jul 2, 2009 #16
    GISH

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    Billy Mays could sell a jump shot to Kobe Bryant.
     
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    Billy Mays could sell Willie McGinest that joining the Jets instead of the Pats is a good thing. :shifty:
     
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  18. Jul 2, 2009 #18
    Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    Billy Mays could sell **** to a stable.
     
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  19. Jul 2, 2009 #19
    Sethdaddy8

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    Billy Mays could sell a chick with a flat *** to Nabo.
     
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  20. Jul 2, 2009 #20
    Sethdaddy8

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    jokes aside, my mom was really bummed out about this guy dying. he had a reality show and was apparently a really good dude. kinda scary too, not very old at all, in good health, good shape, and he just doesnt wake up one morning.
     
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  21. Jul 2, 2009 #21
    Silverphin

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    Billy Mays could sell a Honda Civic to Pagan. :D
     
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  22. Jul 2, 2009 #22
    Silverphin

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    I like him. He doesn't take himself too seriously. I laughed at the ESPN commercial he was in.
     
  23. Jul 2, 2009 #23
    Sethdaddy8

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    Billy Mays...could sell a slimfast shake to Rex Ryan.
     
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  24. Jul 2, 2009 #24
    Muck

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    Billy Mays could sell abstinence to Travis Henry.
     
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    Muck

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    Billy Mays could sell Judaism to Palestine.
     
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    Colorado Dolfan

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    This thread truly needs the "Thanks" button back... Good stuff.
     
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  27. Jul 2, 2009 #27
    Muck

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    Billy Mays could sell free health care to the American public.
     
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  28. Jul 3, 2009 #28
    NaboCane

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    :eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    :shifty: Yeah, he could.
     
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  29. Jul 3, 2009 #29
    Sethdaddy8

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    so long as she was bald too.:hump:
     
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    NaboCane

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    :hump:

    And tied up. :hump: :hump: :hump:
     
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  31. Jul 3, 2009 #31
    Fin D

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    Billy Mays could sell two quarters to 50 cent.
     
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    Den54

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    Billy Mays could sell a subcription of Playboy to Micheal Jackson.
     
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  33. Jul 3, 2009 #33
    SICK

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    had to post this here.....comedian patton oswalt is my friend on facebook......this is his status update.....lmao


     
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  34. Jul 3, 2009 #34
    Silverphin

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    Billy Mays could sell democracy to China.
     
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  35. Jul 3, 2009 #35
    GISH

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    Billy Mays could sell a hologram map to a blind guy!!!
     
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    GISH

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    Billy Mays could sell suntan lotion to Kimbo Slice.
     
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    GISH

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    Billy Mays could sell invisible hats for 3 easy payments.
     
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    GISH

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    Billy Mays could sell a step ladder to Yao Ming.
     
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  39. Jul 3, 2009 #39
    Silverphin

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    Billy Mays could sell jobbing to Triple H.
     
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  40. Jul 3, 2009 #40
    Frumundah Finnatic

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    Billy Mays could sell a brain to a Jets fan.
     
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