Marty = Former Man Card Holder. You forgot Bros before hos, 10 year suspension, and you must watch every Stallone Movie, including the one with Estelle Getty every night until the card is re-issued.
I should have layed money down that a few of you would go with the obvious masturbation joke. It's like shooting fish in a barrell. You people are the reasons bad comedians are succseful. Laughing at obvious setups and punch lines and jumping at the lowest common denominator. A better, more effective approach would have been to post a picture of a hand rather than just say "eosy." How tired, boring and uninspired. I suppose that it IS friday, so I should let it slide. And I like that everyone immediately claims that girls I date must be on drugs or somehow stuck in a cloud of ambiguity. Jealousy is such an ugly color on you guys. It makes your butts look big and your hips fat and wide. On a personal note...most of the girls I date ARE on drugs, but thats besides the point.
Went to Boston yesterday and walked through Fanuel Hall which I thought was lame and then walked through the North End and Little Italy and that was great. Very authentic too, a bakery called Mike's Pastry had all Italian emigrants working and they have some of the best pastry I have ever tasted. Its not cheap so bring a thick wallet if you do go.
Dude, my buddy and I were drinking no more than 2 blocks away at several bars from where you were. Should've told me you'd be in the area you fellow Joker loving hippee.
I just got home from this girl's house. She lives about 40 minutes from me and I have had to **** for the past two hours. I was able to be somewhat of a gentlemen and not drop a deuce in her house. I don't know why considering I don't really plan on seeing her again...huh, weird. edit: And of course now, my poor toilet is about to get a heaping mouthful of *** stew. Sorry toilet!
just registered for classes......math and philosophy got me ****ting bricks.....but with those arent until the last 8 weeks of the semester....im thinkin of taking a easy class with one of those, instead of those 2 together.....not sure....maybe intro to computers and philosophy lol.....we shall see
To over simplify philosophy it is just thinking about existence, knowledge, truth, etc. I would be way way more worried about math if i were you. Philosophy will be cake.
How you guys doing ? Sorry i havent been around but times have been tough just lately, still are I guess. But hey thats enough about me
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