This weekend I applied to be a volunteer at the local Salvation Army. If I'm accepted, I was wondering if there'd be interest in a thread or blog about the things, people, and stories i experience while there. Please let me know.
Sweet, I always respect out military folks, you don't think you'll be dispatched overseas do you? If you think I'm serious, you're the ******.
As typical with most gun toting, kin-poking, rednecks....you very clearly can't read.. It says, I'm volunteering. Maybe you'd have read it correctly if it was on a case of Natty Light?
Not in YOUR version? Ummmm.... I wonder why in your version, you're trying envision me dressed in woman's clothes? What is that about?
Here is how I came to that conclusion Vegetarian - Check Animal lover - Check Protested a circus - Check anti-gun - Check anti-hunting - Check Liberal - Check Dress - Logical
Awesome. I guess its my turn. Eats meat raw - Check Animal hater - Check Love "we Are The World", as long "we" means rich whites or poor rednecks - Check gun-sexual - Check hunting minorities is ok, as long as the media doesn't know - Check Conservative - Check Dress - Logical
Sure, now you come up with a good suggestion for Rev's prostate exam comeback. Never Nope, I love dogs and cats Feeling left out, he/she? Well...okay...guilty on that one Hey now, that's over the line ...only Mexicans Is there an echo in here? There's another suggestion for next year's check up, Rev.
look you two, in my eyes you are both cross dressers and sexually ambiguous. Lets just kill this argument now. Thanks.
Dude, you're already married. No need to volunteer unless you're trying to get laid. Furthermore, you trying to make us look bad? Are ya? You do-gooder hippie bastard.
You envision me in a dress. You are obsessed with Rev's prostate. You have bookmarked photos of guys in drag. You fire "bullets" into young bucks. You like to camp with other guys, away from prying eyes. So, that leaves one question.... Were you born Repub or is it a choice? Check & mate.
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , Finacious D came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You've gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK.." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw Finacious D handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
don't you usually get "kinged" queen of the gay rights parade? Is that not enough for you? Greedy, leave something for l2g.
Are you implying the poor don't have a sense of humor? Tsk, tsk. I thought there'd be someone on this board who'd stoop so low, but alas, never thought it would be you, E. Never thought it'd be you.
Just cause you have to sit on E's shoulder's to see the parade... What? 2 "short cause you're Mexican" jokes in row is perfectly acceptable. Shut up.
