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UPDATE: Domestic robots with a taste for flesh (Military testing them too)

Discussion in 'Science & Technology' started by like2god, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    What could go wrong?

     
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  2. texanphinatic

    texanphinatic Senior Member

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    This actually sounds kind of cool and would be an interesting way to control pests. Just release a few hundred into the NY sewers and let em feast away!
     
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  3. Xiidaen

    Xiidaen Premium Member Luxury Box

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  4. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    hmmm.. how would they know the difference between the sewer tunnels and the exposed anal openings of jets fan sitting on the crapper.. because you know how big of an az..errr, you can get it from here... :hi5:
     
  5. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    Apparently this isn't the only type of robot that can feed on flesh, our military picked up on the idea.

    Hmm...

    First question would be is it legal? I would imagine that alot of angry families would be upset to know that their loved ones were eaten by a robot. Unless we can guarantee that it only eats the other guys, then there is no issue here. ;)

    Next, also a legal question, how would the robot know if the soldier was dead or just injured? Again you'll have a bunch of lawsuits. This might not be one of the best ideas that our military has come up with.
     
  6. dolphan117

    dolphan117 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Clearly the creators have never watched much sci fi or they would know just how bad an idea this is.
     
  7. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Zombie Robots? This can only end well.
     
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  8. 1armychick

    1armychick New Member

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    So I clicked on your link, but alas, I was redirected to another site that debunked the human flesh-eating robots. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,533382,00.html

    Anyone for conspiracy theories on this?
     
  9. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    hey you were warned. don't come crying to us when one of your friends, stubs a toe, and wall-e eats him..........
     
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  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    ****
    breaking news!!

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    robots are set to start work tomorrow first pictures released!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Wow! They look so....human.
     
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  12. azfinfanmang

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    Ohhh the horror
     
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  13. Two Tacos

    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    And we move one step closer to the Robot Apocalypse. (To be followed shortly by the Zombie Apocalypse, stupid robots never saw that one coming!)
     
  14. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Then all that will be let is a rag tag group of 20 men and about 2000 half dressed women. :shifty: I can't wait.
     
  15. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    They updated their story after the company released a statement. :wink2:

    They must not be mexican robots then...
     
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  16. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Pests as in the homeless?
     
  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    we no they aren't white robots, white robots would just ***** and complain, pick up their government cheese check, then drink beers outside their trailer in the a kiddie pool all day....
     
  18. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    Alright, but....

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    ...they don't make those statues showing white folks, stupid
     
  19. late again

    late again Senior Member

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    I know..
    what are those - their generators they're standing next to?
     
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  20. Two Tacos

    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    How long before Chinese robots take over ping pong?



    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfdHY26E2jc"]YouTube - High Speed Robotic Hands[/ame]
     
  21. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Thats clearly what skynet wants us to think.
     
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