I'm sure it's not there now, but when I lived in south Florida, there was a place called Chicken Unlimited that had THE best fried chicken. Do any of you old geezers remember that?
Hold on, I'll ask the old black guy who works in my office... He was on a call, but I held up a sign that said "Chicken Unlimited". He smiled, licked his lips and rubbed his belly.
I use that newsletter line all the time, I think I lifted that from you. As for the living dynamic, it really isn't all that interesting to be honest. I walk around, usually loaded on something with my ipod on, screaming at the top of my lungs, while she sits on the couch trying to solve world hunger or whatever she does. Eventually she gets up, goes to her room and slams the door. I wait about five minutes, fling open the door still singing at the top of my lungs. She throws me out and locks the door. I then proceed to headbutt the door until a Lou Reed song comes on, then I day dream about smack, pass out in the hallway, fart, giggle, wake up and go on facebook and this site. So the newsletter doesn't change much, but we are working on a reality show deal...
It's a popular internet meme, I stole it also. That still sounds like a solid dynamic to me. Has she brought any guys back to the place or vice versa? /giggles
No, but she knows that if that were to happen, she would slowly start to hear the song "Your ****in' head split," by Necro get louder and louder and that the man with the baseball bat in his hands wasn't there to play games. I heard through a mutual friend that the guy she is seeing now was talking **** about me. The ex turned to him and said, "You better hope he never finds out and sees you in public." He asked, "why?" and she replied, "Because he will beat the **** out of you and reduce you to tears." For a moment, I was in love with her again. But then I remembered that I hate her and it went away. As for the vice versa...it is about to happen this weekend. But besides that, I have done my boffing on the road. I consider it like an extended road trip while the stadium gets rebuilt...to relate it back to sports.
Reminds me of the time I got a sincere, profuse apology from a mod for some user's disabled joke. I felt like responding: "You haven't been paying attention, have you?"
THAAAAAAAT'S right. I was trying to remember and couldn't. But now I remember. All this dredging up of painful memories has taken its toll. If you all will excuse me ...
You very well might be. She said she was getting complaints from multiple people. So it is possible that the evil neocons teamed up to complain about you in some sort of foxnews-like one message conspiracy. Wait, this ISN'T Fanhell and most of them can and will view this? ...crap.
I see NOTHING wrong with the threads in the trophy case. Its quality, not Quantity...remember that. It must be a simply AWESOME thread to get in. No need to cheapen it like every other Tom, Dick, and Harry Hall of Fame out there. Having said that, as the author of the majority of Trophy Case posts, I would have no problem throwing my support behind the old lady *****out thread. I was gonna say San Francisco in relation to the Giants, but seeing as how this is a football site dedicated to the Dolphins, I suppose your reference is all together relevant and better.
