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Why when going number 1

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  1. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    do people fart?


    lololol
     
  2. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    haha great question.....and sometimes you are scared to push it out....cause it might blow up........good question....hahahah
     
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  3. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    It helps shake off the last drop.
     
  4. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    so is this true with women? (if so....ewwwww)
     
  5. TokyoFishFan

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    Using your muscles to push out the urine. Those same muscles push pressure on your intestines and force the gas down your intestines.

    Or...you're reducing your bladder size which takes pressure off points on your intestines allowing more gas and feces to flow out...

    Or...I don't know anything about biology...someone grab a medical book.
     
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  6. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    pretty funny you called it going number 1 and not taking a leak lol
     
  7. opfinistic

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    I like going number 3 the best.
     
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  8. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    So do not want to know what you consider number 3...

    Lucky does though... Be sure to use the SPOILER tag!
     
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  9. Fin Fan In Cali

    Fin Fan In Cali Dolphin fan since 1970 Luxury Box

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    Beware as you get older the chances get a lot more riskier, because the fart that you think is coming could be soo much more.:sidelol:
     
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  10. FinSane

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    thanks for making me hate getting old even more FFIC
     
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  11. King Felix

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    the older you get, the more you shart?

    i cant wait :pity:
     
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  12. Fin Fan In Cali

    Fin Fan In Cali Dolphin fan since 1970 Luxury Box

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    I am just saying the chances are greater.:yes:
     
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  13. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Read the book Fart Without Fear by Soiled McBritches for some valuable info on how to prevent sharting.
     
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  14. Fin Fan In Cali

    Fin Fan In Cali Dolphin fan since 1970 Luxury Box

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    If you have a great turn around time, you have nothing to worry about.:lol:
     
  15. DaFish

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    coffee + forgot to poop this morning = BAD DAY AT THE URINAL
     
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  16. FinSane

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    ya coffee always gives me the runs
     
  17. DaFish

    DaFish Well-Known Member

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    Dammnit I have been jinxed. I am having a pee/poop struggle today at work. I refuse to go at work unless I am going all Vesuvius. Gonna be a long day!!
     
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  18. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    This is too much info.

    :sidelol:
     
  19. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    thephins.com needs an email alert to let us know when a sharting and farting thread opens up.

    I hate getting late to these things.
     
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  20. Ludacris

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    At least i'm finding out i'm not the only one that do those things.:lol:
     
  21. Seeking Answers

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    test
     
  22. Big E

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    You've got to put the pipe down E....
     
  23. King Felix

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    it was an honest question :confused2:
     

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