I have a confession to make....I, Borderland Wolf, am Samphag....wait, I mean Samphin. I know, it is hard to believe with how well I have covered it up and all, but its true.
You still hungry? On another note. I just re-read Fin D's entire thread and had another good chuckle. Too bad Crappy Tipper had to show up and get it closed down.
update: i went and helped jason (inflames) move into his apartment yesterday.....im so pumped to have someone to watch phins games this season.....gunna be awesome!!!!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZL_tZxyBDo"]YouTube - R Dean Taylor - Indiana Wants Me 1970[/ame]
Wow. I can honestly say that I have never done what I did last night, before. And it's only Friday...I don't know if I am going to be able to last. In a related news, who knew that a couple of 110 pound strippers can outdrink a 235 pound man? I suppose I should have seen it coming... On an unrelated note, I am pretty sure my dog is having some sort of alien baby. Never heard noises like that before...
I think coke helps the strippers drink more. They kind of cancel each other out. And if you nailed two coked up strippers... DETAILS!!!!!!!!
He took my number out of his phone to prevent himself from texting me at 3 AM (which is probably for the best), but now I don't get info on the good stuff.