Saw this on Deadspin. It's long as hell, but somehow had me laughing my *** off. Not sure, but I think Lucky or RBT may be the author. Enjoy.
I thought it was funny. Not sure if someone wrote it in bad grammar on purpose, but their was a 'Jack Handey' quality to it that made me laugh.
what the **** is the matter with people? were you on the same drugs they were? cuz i've found that can make all the difference.
Apparently this guy sends messages and stories to the "Tips Inbox" at Deadspin on a regular basis. They post them once a week just to goof on the guy because he thinks he's an actual contributor to the site.
We could always play the continue the story game again... There once once a guy named HardKoreXXX and he loved to play wackamole. Wackamole was a nickname for...
got a few smiles out of it...mostly because I was picturing some Jamaicans playing whackamole (they're Jamaican because I said so..due to the writing)
ya see i thought it was supposed to be a cajun story told by someone who lives in maine. found it rather depressing and not really funny mostly due to it being so long. thanx for trying though hardcore
Either that was written by an immigrant or the most brilliant comedy writer in history. OT: I pictured it being some sort of South Americans.
Great, That was the werst 7 minutes of my life At least I now know what Domanizzo is doing with his spare time
Ahhhh yes That story, the great grape ape scandal and of course psychotic out of control sqirrels.....mememories