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All Anonymous Internet Stories Should Be THis Good

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by HardKoreXXX, Jul 31, 2009.

  1. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Saw this on Deadspin. It's long as hell, but somehow had me laughing my *** off. Not sure, but I think Lucky or RBT may be the author. Enjoy.


     
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  2. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    I tried to laugh but it just wasn't funny : /
     
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  3. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    oooook.
     
  4. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I thought it was funny. Not sure if someone wrote it in bad grammar on purpose, but their was a 'Jack Handey' quality to it that made me laugh.
     
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  5. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    no way i am reading something that long only on a chance that it is funny.
     
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  6. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I got sucked in because of the comments people were making about it.
     
  7. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    what the **** is the matter with people?

    were you on the same drugs they were? :lol: cuz i've found that can make all the difference.
     
  8. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I may or not be... under the influence...allegedly... :shifty:
     
  9. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    save your time. HardcoreXXX is now on the list of people I must get revenge on.
     
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  10. jupiterfin

    jupiterfin Mild Irritant

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    I'll throw down a "thanks" for that. Loved this line...

    I wonder, how big is the "wackamole" world :lol:
     
  11. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    It was funny, much like WWII was.
     
  12. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Apparently this guy sends messages and stories to the "Tips Inbox" at Deadspin on a regular basis. They post them once a week just to goof on the guy because he thinks he's an actual contributor to the site.
     
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  14. TokyoFishFan

    TokyoFishFan New Member

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    We could always play the continue the story game again...

    There once once a guy named HardKoreXXX and he loved to play wackamole. Wackamole was a nickname for...
     
  15. daphins

    daphins A-Style

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    got a few smiles out of it...mostly because I was picturing some Jamaicans playing whackamole (they're Jamaican because I said so..due to the writing)
     
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  16. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    X2:tantrum:
     
  17. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    it wackmole. caint yous speel? :pity:
     
  18. jupiterfin

    jupiterfin Mild Irritant

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    I recognize that. That's humor.
    Posted via Mobile Device
     
  19. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    this quote made it all worth it lmao

    what
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    ****
     
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  20. m ino

    m ino New Member

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    ya see i thought it was supposed to be a cajun story told by someone who lives in maine. found it rather depressing and not really funny mostly due to it being so long.

    thanx for trying though hardcore:up:
     
  21. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    that cracked me up, thanks
     
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  22. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Either that was written by an immigrant or the most brilliant comedy writer in history.

    OT: I pictured it being some sort of South Americans.
     
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  23. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    JohnSimmons got a job as a daytime drama writer.
     
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  24. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Great,
    That was the werst 7 minutes of my life

    At least I now know what Domanizzo is doing with his spare time
     
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  25. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    You mean when his teenage sister isn't rIDING hiS STICk/?
     
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  26. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Ahhhh yes

    That story, the great grape ape scandal and of course psychotic out of control sqirrels.....mememories
     
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