How much do you love the Dolphins?

hard to say how much exactly. a lot.

 

I went to a game once by myself. Drove 3.5 hours there and back.

I've quit a job because they wanted me to work on Sunday

 

They used to call me "Miami Mike" in college when I wore my Sunday outfit: aqua shirt, orange shorts, aqua and orange socks, and orange cap.

 

I love the Dolphins as much as anybody, but to tell you the truth if working / life in general conflicted with football that meant my mortgage, my son or anything to do with my family had an issue I would never watch another down of football and that I can guarantee.

I certainly don' t like my job more than football, quite the opposite, but the job is what keeps everything I do love in motion.

 

back in november when I was jobless I was offered a job so long as I attended a training course on the same day at the Dolphins Seahawks game that my fam had bought me tickets for for graduation. Needless to say, I said no thanks, enjoyed our amazing trip, and even managed to secure an interview for another job (that i ended up getting) while sitting in a restaraunt in miami beach.

and I just found out that I'm scheduled to work for my newest job on the same day as the chargers game this year. this job I wouldn't be willing to part with, but I'm gonna tell my boss he can give me the crappiest shifts he wants to in exchange for me to be able to go.

 

I killed 7 guys one night in a bar fight because they said the undefeated season wasn't a big deal.

 

I won't eat Tuna that's not Dolphin safe.

 

i sold Warp's bung hole in exchange for a hand shake from a high level Dolphins player.

 

I get wood when I see a Dolphins billboard / commercial.

 

snort.. something as sloppy as the tunnels under A1A at Haulover Beach park couldn't have gotten you much more than a waterboy handshake.. you must have sweetened the deal with Preparation H to tighten things up

 

Damn Morty, that was brutal.

Funny as hell, but brutal.

 

Walt hasn't been around for months.. and unless Mike rats me out, he won't see this one.

 

Speaking of a vanishing act, what ever happened to Desides? Does anyone know?

 

Where the hell has he been? Uruguay? Nabo's Basement?

 

Better hope not, I'm in Florida, basement is underwater.

 

I actually just accepted a promotion that has me working Saturdays, Sundays, and Mondays. I am giving up my Razorbacks season tickets.

Here is the sweet thing though, they wanted me to take it so much that they told me that I can watch the Dolphins game while at work and even be on here chatting.

Sometimes I love my company!

 

It tickles when she nuzzles me.

 

It's not hijacking when it's your thread.

 

I didn't know you were Pacman?

 

Waka waka!

 

i let ronnie brown bang my mom just so I could smell his sweat

 

That, my friends, is a true fan!

 

while Cecil was peepin'?

 

I wondered what that smell was when I was there, could you tell her to take a shower before I come over next time?

 

this **** is hilarious. i have high expectations for Nabo's Sophie's choice scenario.

 

Cecil the Diesel and Yatil Green's Morf Bangers.com

 

WAIT!!... what?.. that was you?...............
THAT WAS YOU????..
I remember that. I was there!
I thought about jumping in and helping you 'cause it made me mad too...
but you had it handled, so I just finished my beer. Good job, bro.

 

No no..
a TRUE fan would have gone and gotten 2 BJs and brought one back to Ronnie.

 

No prob, you had a beer in each hand, didn't want you to lose the Irish handcuffs.

This is TheMor, when has he not gotten 2 BJs in a night? Well, since before Warp went MIA that is.

 

pfft, it's the gum job love, you ain't foolin' me.