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Why am I the bad man?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Pauly, Aug 7, 2009.

  1. Pauly

    Pauly Season Ticket Holder

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    I work as a chef and today during the lunch service I noticed the head chef doing the "subtle checking out" thing (i.e leching until his eyeballs fell out). I've glance up and noticed that its a young chick in the sort of gear that she must have bought from Leroy's Happy Hooker Supplies, and when I say young 18 at best. The boss obviously hadn't looked above the neckline which was very understandable.

    I've gone back to plating meals and said "jail time", which has caused the head chef to break up in laughter and a good time was being had.

    For some reason the 20 y.o. female apprentice who's seen all of this goes off at me for being a dirty old man. Whilst I do fit that description I wasn't actually being a filthy perv ... this time, and yet I cop the 20 minute harangue about being a disgrace to the human race whilst the head chef who actually was perving on the jailbait is laughing at me for being on the receiving end of the rant.
     
  2. TokyoFishFan

    TokyoFishFan New Member

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    All men are bad in the eyes of women.

    For men, being a pervert = ensuring the survival of the human race.
     
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  3. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    logic and women dont mix
     
  4. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    QFT

    In any case, you should have just turned to the 20 year old and told her, 'but you're perfectly legal' and dealt with the legal ramifications from that. It would have been amusing.
     
  5. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Lemme take a wild stab in the dark here, the 20 Year Old Co-Worker is not very attractive?
     
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  6. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    She works in a kitchen. She's 5'1, 185 lbs and likes girls.
     
  7. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Why are you the bad man? Gee.....I have no idea......


     
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  8. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    That or she probably doesn't get enough attention or feels weak.

    She probably wanted to make a scene to get attention or make herself feel powerful.

    *****es :pity:
     
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  9. Pauly

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    Actually she is reasonably attractive, but in a trailer trash and you'd better wear 3 condoms if you go there kind of way.
     
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  10. Brown42000

    Brown42000 Chillin

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    Shes likely jealous.
     
  11. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Yep...too many hens in the rooster pit.
     
  12. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    I told that to a woman that I work with and she gave me the evil eye:wink2:
     
  13. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    You can get the evil eye from women for so much less... :pity:
     

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