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My Work: Escort Service

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Muck, Aug 28, 2009.

  1. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Quick back story:

    One of my company's secondary phone numbers used to belong to a prominent escort service in the area. Took us awhile to figure out why we got mad calls for female company when we first got the thing. Didn't help that we have a female answering the phones. They think she's just teasing. LOL. Eventually I googled our number and found all sorts of interesting stuff out there. :lol:

    It's been over two years since we've had that number. Anyway, I'm covering the phones late this afternoon as our girl left early.

    First call I get a few minutes ago....

    "I'm looking for Rachel, the pretty brunette."


    Two years, and it's still like clockwork. I guess it's been awhile since I've covered the phones. :lol:
     
  2. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    boo I thought you were a male gigolo from the title........ 1 star for disapointing me, 2 stars for referring to hookers as escorts.
     
  3. byroan

    byroan Giggity Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box

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    :lol: I remember when you first talked about this. Maybe there's still some numbers written on bathroom walls.
     
  4. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Another cool thing;

    I can change caller ID and such with my phone system. So sometimes we'll have some fun, say enter 'Mons Venus' and dial my partner's wife. Or call my girlfriend from 'Hillsbr. Cty Jail'. :lol:

    Really debating calling this guy back from "Tampa Police Dept". :lol:
     
  5. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Sorry for disappointing you. I'll be sure to take pictures next time I have my shirt off at the club.

    The official title of this company was <removed> Escorts.

    Title removed because I don't want you jackasses googling it and calling me. :lol:
     
  6. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Yes. All over the bathroom walls of Google. :no:
     
  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Why? I've already seen your myspace stoopid.....
     
  8. byroan

    byroan Giggity Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box

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    How late do you take phone calls? I bet there's more calls after hours.
     
  9. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    That was years ago. I've been doing mental reps of P90X since then.
     
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  10. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    You should have told the guy to hold on... then put on your best Rachel the hot brunette voice and talk to the guy... record it... and play it on here..... what?
     
  11. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Well our girl will take calls as long as she's up for whatever reason. She's dedicated. :lol: We have company phones in our homes as well. Yeah you get some interesting people ringing later on weekends.

    I'm about to put it on night time. Screw that. lol
     
  12. the 23rd

    the 23rd a.k.a. Rio

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    escort, hooker, whatever falls into the net is a fish
    the question you've got to ask is: Do you like fish?
    personally:
    never met a women that I didn't like that liked me
     
  13. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    should have said...that makes two of us.:knucks:
     
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  14. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    You should of said: I'm Rachel...what can I do for you?
     
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  15. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    .....So are you saying you DON'T know where she is.....?
     
  16. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    If I had to guess, working in one of the local strip clubs.

    Or Nabo's basement.

    :shifty:
     
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  17. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    You should have a contest;

    "What should I call back with, and what should I say if they answer?"
     
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  18. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Seriously there were a few hot girls in the old website's pics. I found myself hankering for a heep of trouble. :shifty:

    Some of the (long and detailed) reviews around the web are just hilarious. One of them was in Orlando. Long story short, the girl came in the house....took the money....went out to the car to "get condoms"....and never came back. :sidelol:

    The dude was pissed because he waited on his couch "for 30 minutes" and she never came back! He was not recommending the service because they are a ripoff. :lol:
     
  19. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    That is a great idea.
     
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  20. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    OMG! I just tried their website and they're back! With a new phone number.

    "Opening Soon"

    However the idiot wasn't smart enough to cover his tracks. I have all his info, including his home address. :lol:
     
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  21. Fin Fan In Cali

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    So when you changed your voice did he buy off on you being Rachel?:sidelol:
     
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  22. byroan

    byroan Giggity Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box

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    Opening soon? It took me all of 5 seconds to figure out the site. :lol:
     
  23. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    Hey Muck,
    So how much did you make for that hour?:tongue2:
     
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  24. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Not enough.

    :no:
     
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  25. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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  26. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    "Professional hygene, discretion and animal gratification."

    :lol:
     
  27. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    wasnt there a thread like this on FH?
     
  28. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Probably.

    We got the number a few years ago and it was really bad back then.
     
  29. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    You should call Lucky and have it say 'INS'
     
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  30. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Knowing lucky he would pick the phone up and say "I dont need no insurance, gracias."
     
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  31. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    really? you're trying to put down my intelligence bwahahahahaha
     
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