Well, the shoe dropped for Joey Thomas, but if you were a dolphins player who was on the roster bubble, what do you think you would be doing right now? 22 hours to go to have the roster trimmed down to 53, and we are at 66.. Hmmm...if it were me, I'd be watching pro football talk to see if I had been cut yet...
Getting drunk. I'll either be depressed or have a reason to celebrate, so either way, alcohol is in order!
I'd might photochop some pictures of Ireland and nice Goat...and then email them anonymously with a cryptic "they go public if so and so gets cut"
planting cocaine bags in the rooms of the guys I'm fighting with for the final spot. anonymous call to the police and hang out in the bar watching the local news
Besides adamp, I'd just tell the police that" my old buddy Matt Jones was sitting in that chair earlier today, you might want to talk to him about that bag of coke officer"
What if they have text alerts from PFT on their blackberries? Hmm...how about stealing towels? You could have a 50pd bag of Dolphins towels when they cut you?
Sadly enough.. Just carry it with you wherever you go...Sparano would be like "what's in the bag?" "Dirty Jocks Coach, they are my good luck charm"
Not much you can do I imagine. Almost as tough to be cutting as being cut I imagine. Tough time for everybody.....cept Tuna of course. He could give a rats *** just so long as the fridge and pantry are full I imagine
I would climb down...that bubble is brand new, and I am pretty sure they dont want players on top of it. Plus if they found you up there, they would kick you off the team. Dumb!
