Jets vs. Texans Week 1 - Predictions?

Jets win 23 - 21.

 

I predict Dirty Sanchez watches the second half from the bench as the Jests try to overcome a 17-0 first half.

 

Andre Johnson catches 100 passes for 2000 yards in the first half.

No seriously, Jets lose 21-10

 

Depends on Chandelier Schaub's health to the truth of it PS17, if he is in the Texans lineup they probably will win because Houston this time of the year is incredibly humid, almost as muggy as Miami is.

I'll say Texans...20-7...Sanchez meets the NFL, it takes some time to get their feet wet, even Flacco started out slowly...

 

i'll take two of what you are having PS17..

 

Maybe. Andre Johnson is a premier receiver though, and I wouldn't be surprised if he has a nice day.

I was joking about that part anyway.

 

Cause he's a rookie QB with exactly 1 year of college experience and has been playing against VANILLA defences.

He has some very un-experienced receivers and still to be proven if they are worth a darn.

He hasnt looked at more than 1 receiver per play the entire pre-season and he has Jabba the fat as a head coach.

Super Mario is gonna make him his personal BEATCH...

Other than that, just a hunch.

Whatchu got?

 

Have you ever been to New Jersey in the end of summer? Its hot and gross. The Jets should be fine with the humidity. I think they lose because they're the weaker team.

And PS17, Revis will need help with Andre Johnson. Revis is a good cb, but not as good as Jet fans think. Andre is a freak. No single cb would fair well against him.

Unfortunately, I think Sanchez may be better than I hoped for. But he's still gonna take lumps. Ryan as a coach, I think will be as mediocre as I originally thought.

Texans 24 - Jets 13

 

The Jets Wr corps is a part of the reason why I say 20-7, if they had better Wr they could exploit the terrible Texans Cb's...Dunta Robinson is still holding out..

As it is, the Texans can run Zones and Tampa Twos and just rely on Mario Williams and friends to give Sanchez problems

 

I see it being a Pretty close game. Maybe 24-21 or 21-20 for the Texans

 

My tv's don't get the minor league sports.

 

78-2 Texans win.
Sanchez goes off in the 4th and starts crying and tries to send a text to Pete Carroll asking to come back.

 

Texans- 27
Jets-17

 

J-Co is far from inexperienced.

OOO, a fat coach hurts the team...Somebody inform Parcells.

Mario owns the Phins, not the Jets.

 

Ferguson isn't an elite pass blocking LT. He's good, but not elite. Mario Williams can certainly get by him a couple times.

Hate to say this, but I got the Jets. It doesn't really matter if they don't have any WRs, or if Sanchez is a rookie starting his first game. Texans run D is awful. Jones and Washington will combine for 200+ rushing yards, and Jets D shuts down Texans O.
Jets win 21-7

But, you guys still suck.

 

Where are the Jets going to get their pass rush from week 1? With no pressure on Schaub that offense will tear apart the Jets defense.

 

21-7 Texans win. Sanches takes 3 sacks and 2 int's. I expect him to get better as the season progresses. Maybe like the 4th or 5th game.

 

You must of missed teh part when Ronnie juked the **** out of Mario, they had to call a time out for him to find his ankles on the field.

But seriously...I don't think (or don't want, not sure which one, maybe both) Sanchez will be any good. but Texans D IS pretty terrible. So we will see.

 

The stats say one pick but we all saw him throw one straight to Ray Lewis.

Anyway, I'm not on the Houston bandwagon, they'll find a way to underachieve I'm sure and it will probably start week 1 with a loss to the Jets. I'd imagine the ground game will win it for NY though rather than Sanchez's arm. All they really need is for him not to begin the game with two pick six's.

 

Mario Williams impregantes Sanchez, an investigation is launched into the identity of Sanchez' gender.

I dont know maybe its because he only started 15 games in college
Maybe its because he wasnt that good in college
Maybe its because your team scares no one.
Maybe its because your coach is just as loud as his dad and twice as stupid.

 

Hey gang, I think we have the "Mark Cannizzaro" of ThePhins.com!

Watch as each week he - JUST like that blubbery man-boobed sportswriter for the NY Post - not only predicts the Jets to win every game...but makes them his BEST BET too!

BTW, Cannilardass's annual "This Season Will Be Something Special For The Jets" column came out today, where he predicts them to go 10-6 and land the wild card spot.

Of course, how they'll do that with a rookie head coach, a rookie QB, and NO receivers with a schedule that features the Patriots twice, the Jags, Titans, Falcons, Saints, Panthers, Bucs and Colts is beyond me.

 

Havent you paid attention Pagan? only the Dolphins have a hard schedule everyone else plays the Lions 16 straight times.

 

16 - 13 Texans.

 

I have Houston 27-24. The Jets will try to manufacture pressure by blitzing a ton but Houston's offense is very balanced and will negate that somewhat. Houston will also have more opportunities b/c Sanchez will make some mistakes. Sure they'll try to protect him by running a lot but he will still have to make some plays. In the end the Jets make one too many mistakes and Houston gets the win.

 

Two writers for SI.com picked the Jets to land the Wild Card. I'd love to know how Brett Favre only managed 9 wins (with a better WR Corp I might add) yet a Rookie QB is somehow going to pull 10-11 wins out of his ***.

There's no way 8-9 wins even sniffs the Wild Card, so I expect it to start raining unicorns before that happens.

 

49-1 texans


yes.....1 point

 

Could you grab me one, I hear they are rare and my Leprachaun wants one to ride on.

 

Dude, we are all adults, just say *****.

 

so the other day when you said you caught a leprechaun.......

 

Robinson signed the franchise tag tender and will play albeit on a snap count.

 

Unless the jets get pressure on schaub, the jets will be in for a long day. Owen Daniels is the guy I don't think they can cover. They don't have a LB to cover him and if they put Rhodes on him thats going to leave someone one on one on the outside more and likely Kevin Walter. I don't think sheppard can cover him.

On offense, the jets probably will be able to move the ball but I don't know if they will be able to score consistently enough. If the OL can keep pressure off of Sanchez then i could see them putting up 3 scores on the suspect Texans defense. 24-21 Texans right now.

 

I don't see the Jets overcoming all the Houston offense has to offer, especially not without Pace and Ellis. Revis might be able to cover AJ with some help, but then Daniels and Slaton will punish them. If they go all out against the pass then I think Slaton makes them pay there. Pick your punishment with Hou.

The only way I see NY winning this game is if Walter misses it, and Washington goes absolutely nuts.


I see Houston winning 27-17.