Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html
That had to be one of the most disturbing articles that I've ever read. I'm still trying to figure out the mechanics of what went on. Did the table seduce him? Was it a naughty table?
Just think of the possible injuries he could have had if he wanted a much wilder night and gone with a wooden table that you see on the local parks.
At least he's faithful to the one table and not lurking around people's back yards looking for a little furniture polishing on the side.
That table was a dirty little table and needed a spanking. Or maybe the table was late to table school and the only way to not have the teacher tell her table parents was to submit to the teachers every fantasy. Is it more disturbing if the table was a boy table? That means the guy is a gay table F&&***
Was there a tube or something on the table? How exactly do you have sex with a table, really? Nevermind, don't even answer that.
What the hell is wrong with people now a days. Back in the old country (Cuba) trees were the way to go.
wait...WITH the table??? Wow.......how rough is this guys hands that he thinks a table feels better???!!!!
I can see how this one might turn you on Lucky.....especially with it turned upside down!!!! Wait you have room for 3 more people on that thing!
He has been exceptionally absent today as that I can tell........ You never know!! No wonder his character name is MajPain!
I could tell you a couple stories that would make you cringe from when I was in the explorers club my senior year of high school that hurt to even think about....now.. One, We answered a call with the ambulance to a house where the guy had literally castrated himself....crazy cat...his woman left him because he cheated and then he figured he could get her back by castrating himself... We got there and were all supposed to be looking for the decapitated jewels, which in itself was not very intriguing, but then he finally told us he flushed them down the commode...go figure that one!!!...true story... The other I really remembered vividly, there was a little Hasty Tasty, like dairy queen, next to the city high school with one of those old enclosed phone booths with the bottom half painted blue. I and the officer I was with came around the corner and saw that thing just a shaking. getting closer, saw a guy in it, presumedly by himself, and he was shaking and moaning and we thought he was having a heartattack so rushed up and banged on the door...scared the crap out of us and them...he screamed bloody murder, a girl came up out of the floor with blood streaming from her mouth and screaming too..me I was ready to hit the trail fast and hard...haha....when all was said and done, she was doing the down and dirty and when we knocked on the booth she bit down hard, and bit it in half almost, they got it sewed back but man, what a nite that was....haha...it is a very strange world. but along with the original story, they have caught a couple people in the pking lot's of a mall in the next town over satisfying themselves with their hands in their car on the parking lot video cams...so it takes all kinds i guess..t