Just-2-Talk Volume 5 ... Up To No Good

Someone already hit Lucky's hand!?!

Gross.

 

Seriously.
How desperate do you need to be.

 

you make your way through college your way, and I'll do it my way...............

 

College is a time for experimenting, but there has to be limit of what you're willing to do.

 

false.


college is expensive. anything goes.

 

Even lucky's hand?
I dunno dude.

 

is that why you quit the donkey show............

 

Hey I didn't quit.
I got fired......for experimenting.

 

yeah..................i can't follow that.

/end thread

 

So, I come into the thread, everyone is talking about masturbation...and the Kings of Leon are on my radio with, "Sex is on Fire."

hmmmm.

 

so I had to wipe my dogs *** today...

 

And we think we're the masters.....

 

its like the radio knows your hand has herpes........

 

good thing Labs have short hair.

 

I hope you used lucky's hand.

 

This thread has too much sausage.

 

The meskimo voluntered all I had to say was "dog ****"

and he was practically licking his *** clean.

 

def. not a coincidence then that you showed up eh homo?

 

my hand is no longer for sell! jesus its like my hands mary magdalene now

 

where is stitches when you need him?!

 

lame. did I spell that right? stoopit.

 

Kinda like you pulling up the rear clown boy? I aint no Saint fan.....lets go.

 

lollllllll

 

I banged this metal chick with tattoos the other night. She is going into the Army. I gave her a going away present.

 

your shockingly tiny *****?

 

big things come in small packages......wait...........

 

Herpes?

 

$20?

 

Waoh, so, I don't know if this merits its own thread or not. But earlier today, I was dropping a duece and pissing at the same time. While this was going on, I had one of those sneeze/cough/burp combos attack me. I am pretty sure it f'ed up my plumbing. I am afraid to go take a leak for fear of it coughing, or seeing a turd plop out.

This ever happened to anyone? Should I start a thread about ths?

 

yes..

 

so he can close it.....

 

welll, if he's willing to do some Kegel excersises so he can learn to wink one off again instead of it falling out like he's been fisted. Sounds like he blew out the OH! ring

 

poo and fart jokes/stories/events are always funny.

 

It's too late to start a thread now. But I really wish you would have.

 

Stop eating Mexican food.

 

That's like telling Pagan to stop fapping to Hit Parader magazine.

 

or convincing him that KISS sold out a long time ago...

 

...and I just remembered why I don't visit this particular thread very often...