So, I come into the thread, everyone is talking about masturbation...and the Kings of Leon are on my radio with, "Sex is on Fire." hmmmm.
I banged this metal chick with tattoos the other night. She is going into the Army. I gave her a going away present.
Waoh, so, I don't know if this merits its own thread or not. But earlier today, I was dropping a duece and pissing at the same time. While this was going on, I had one of those sneeze/cough/burp combos attack me. I am pretty sure it f'ed up my plumbing. I am afraid to go take a leak for fear of it coughing, or seeing a turd plop out. This ever happened to anyone? Should I start a thread about ths?
welll, if he's willing to do some Kegel excersises so he can learn to wink one off again instead of it falling out like he's been fisted. Sounds like he blew out the OH! ring