"David Blaine wishes he could use his street magic to disappear. Unfortunately for David, magic, much like the Jets football team, is fake."
"Damn, I wish I would have gone with face paint instead of the full facial tattoo. I'm having second thoughts..."
"Well that kick return was pretty big for the dolphins, but ginn can't strike lightning in a bottle twice"
One of the early designs for Heath Ledger's makeup for the Joker. It was rejected due to - as one crew member put it - looking more like an as of yet unreleased Batman villain....the Douchenozzle.
Pedro was voted "Worlds Smartest Jet Fan" by his fellow diehards for his ability to write NY Jets legibly on his face. Of course the voters had no idea what those jumbled funny looking pictures on his face actually said, but the fact that it was written in team colors was enough for voters to declare him their superior.
i can't believe they gave that dirty sanchez the last hotdog!!i was in line first!!wish my pretzel would hurry and get here!
i;ve seen clouds of grey,skys of blue..we got beat..by the phinsx2 and i think to myself..what a miserable world..and i think to myself......
