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Why Rex Ryan hates us so much...

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Phin-o-rama, Nov 3, 2009.

  1. Phin-o-rama

    Phin-o-rama Well-Known Member

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    http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/spo...g/2009/06/dolphins_jets_ryan_a_throwback.html


    what they don't include in that article though, is that Buddy Ryan was the defensive coordinator of the 85 Bears...and while the Bears were on their way to a sure fire perfect season they had to go down to miami and play shula and marino...

    It's well known how Shula's gameplan and Marino's arm dismantled that great defense by having Marino roll out of the pocket multiple times on the way to a 38-24 rout...it is documented that at halftime ditka and ryan almost came to blows because of the rape we were delivering

    http://espn.go.com/abcsports/mnf/s/greatestgames/chicagomiami1985.html


    rex ryan was watching the game at home in anticipation of another bears win which would be celebrated with his daddy taking him to the local buffet...after the game the loss was so devastating that buddy couldn't stomach any food (for once) and didn't take him.

    we cost rex ryan a meal, and he has never forgotten that anger towards us.
     
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  2. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    And now he has two more reasons to hates....and I am loving every minute of it....:up:
     
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  3. NolePhin

    NolePhin Look out for D-Bess

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    LMAO

    I wonder how many losses the Dolphins have to hand the Jets before Rex will shut up by shoving Twinkies in his mouth during the press conference.

    Who the hell names their kid Rex btw?
     
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  4. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    amazing stuff!
     
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  5. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    i knew it would have something to do with depriving him of food...............
     
  6. Jackson

    Jackson Bruce Banner

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    Earlier in the week, I can't find it now but Bart Scott said something along the lines of we are the new "steelers" for him. Going back to his Baltimore days when they played the steelers twice a year and he hated them. I would love to be his new version of the Steelers. beat him and the Jets more often than not and collect some rings along the way.
     
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  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    rex ryan hates the miami dolphins, because they remind him that real dolphins eat fish, thus depriving him of a million or so pounds of fish each year.
     
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  8. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Because behind that enormously toothy grin perched on his corpulent exterior is a little *****, still crying for her daddy.
     
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  9. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    People named Buddy who can't get past 3 letters.....Rex, Rob, etc....maybe they ate the rest of the letters.
     
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  10. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Nice work.

    Love the "gravy" and "shart" tags. But definitely needs a "ate other siblings in womb thus only being a twin" tag.
     
  11. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    thats what the nurse sharks do doode. rex is more like a baby elephant. Id say its more likely he lost his litter when he rolled over.
     
  12. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Sounds about right. And I bet his gestation period is also two years.
     
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  13. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    so you are saying he's eating for two?? would explain alot.
     
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  14. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Unfair. Baby elephants are cute.

    Rex looks like Peter Griffin anally raped Louie Anderson behind a KFC dumpster and 9 months later out popped ol' Rex.
     
  15. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    I have a feeling that's the course of a normal bowel movement for Rex.
     
  16. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    like an anaconda :lol: eats an alligator, you can see it digesting for a few days.
     
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  17. DolfanCole

    DolfanCole Season Ticket Holder

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    Or the meal.
     
  18. Phin-o-rama

    Phin-o-rama Well-Known Member

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    ah yes...the one that got away :no: :cry:
     
  19. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    He's never missed a meal:wink2:
     
  20. jason8er

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    All kidding aside, I think he hates us because we made him look like a horses ***.
     
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  21. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Candidate for thread of the year. :up:
     
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  22. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Great Post Phin and funny as well...no better way to celebrate a win than a buffet. No wonder why Ryan is so upset after a loss. Good Stuff. :lol:
     
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  23. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    he blames miami for bad genetics??
     
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  24. The G Man

    The G Man Git 'r doooonnne!!!

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    No...God did that. :tongue2:
     
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  25. Dolphins1Beatles

    Dolphins1Beatles Ziggy Stardust

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    That is amazing! you have to post that everywhere. Spread the word!
     
  26. the 23rd

    the 23rd a.k.a. Rio

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    nothing rex about Rex :no: he's a loser
     
  27. Shamboubou

    Shamboubou Well-Known Member

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    And I thought we were just catching him on weeks he was having menstural cramps??
     
  28. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Rex was most upset because he knew when he got home, Dada Butty would come over to visit, pull down his 9XL Depends and spank his bare bottom for soiling the good Ryan name.
     
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  29. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Why would he hate us for making him look like something that would be an improvement?
     
  30. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Not sure about that Pagan, baby elephants are known as "punks"...:lol:

    I chalked up Ryan's hatred to his unsuccessful attempt to complete the South Beach Diet.
     
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  31. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    I think you owe Louie Anderson Turds an apology.
     
  32. muscle979

    muscle979 Season Ticket Holder

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    Buddy Ryan is still alive??
     
  33. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    this is the greatest thread ALIVE !!!
     
  34. Phin-o-rama

    Phin-o-rama Well-Known Member

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    It's awesome to know all the bad blood that exists between the Ryan family and the Dolphins franchise :hi5:
     
  35. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    He misinterpreted the South Beach Diet as "eating South Beach". I bet he gave it a good try too.
     
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  36. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    But I think he did that on porpoise...

    :rimshot:
     
  37. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    With his looks, any time he can misinterpret something as "eat it all!" I bet he does...Amazing his heart can take that much of him.
     
  38. NaboCane

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    :yes: And that we keep getting the best of them.
     

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