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Man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with picnic table

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by sugarcane, Mar 31, 2008.

  1. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    lonely, depressed, just watched your team get reamed in a bowl game................ I could see the desperation....
     
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  2. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    OR a Michigan fan living in Ohio





    :up:
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    O my goshhow do you even think of doing that
     
  4. cnc66

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    did he dress it in an LSU tablecloth first?
     
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  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    I guess he like wood hahahahahah
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    I hope he used a pinic basket for protection
     
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  7. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    :sidelol:
     
  8. Post Whore

    Post Whore New Member

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    Wow, you guys bash Ohio State bout as bad as we'uns bash those tarheels...what's wrong with OS?
     
  9. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    ok......who are you really?
     
  10. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Did you see the short tablecloth that table was wearing?

    It was asking for it...
     
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  11. sugarcane

    sugarcane Member

    Oh ya but I have never violated it.Well not is a sexual way,last night I kicked some butt on it.I love playing front and making the goalie munch DOWN! ;)
     
  12. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    How is that getting back at his ex, someone explain to me this guy's insane logic.
    How the hell do you **** a table?
     
  13. phineas64

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    I for one have no wish to know, it would be something that got stuck in my head forever, like that really bad song. :no:
     
  14. Firesole

    Firesole Season Ticket Holder

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    You just need to find the correct size drill bit for "your drill".
     
  15. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    My question is, how many more tables have to be raped before congress sees them as our equals and passes a law protecting them.
    STOP TABLE RAPE!!
     
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  16. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    This just in:

    NO justice for tables anymore. :no:
     
  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Just like the man to keep the table down.

    I bet if it was a chair raped in a table neighborhood the tables would have gotten life.........:no:
     
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  18. Big E

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    And in related news tablecloths everywhere start to get tested for stds......
     
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  19. IceDragon

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    like you said he was nuts, they committed him..it was not getting back at her, but thought it would get her back to him...t
     
  20. texasPHINSfan

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    i don't think enough people have sex on picnic tables.
     
  21. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    *takes notes*

    Oh but if it was a desk he would have have gotten 15 years
    Sick tablist country we live in.

    Ok I thought you sid he wanted to get back at her, still thats pretty nutty.
     
  22. NaboCane

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    :sidelol:
     
  23. NaboCane

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    Hall of Fame thread, no question in my mind.
     
  24. sugarcane

    sugarcane Member


    ON a picnic table is fine but with a picnic table,that's like one picnic I want no part of. ;)
     
  25. azfinfanmang

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    With the minds that have entered this thread...I ABSOLUTELY cant believe nobody touched this one....till now...

    Any chance you wanna expand on this Sugarcane? Please?

    :thisthreadisuselesswithoupics:
     
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  26. unluckyluciano

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    And make it sexy, light some candles, the usual.........
     
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  27. texasPHINSfan

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    boa feathers...
     
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  28. sugarcane

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    LMAO,I was trying to liven this thread up,not that it needed it.

    LOL,I know there is no point in this but I really do love foozeball,I get rowdy and loud and most guys are pretty well shocked when they see me play.I have 4 brothers and you either play hard,run fast,don't whine or stay home. ;)
     
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  29. Big E

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    You know I had a rough day today...nothing my table cant fix.....oh yeh...
     
  30. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    bwah chicka bwah bwah.
     
  31. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    Just make sure to use the tablecloth and wipe up afterwards.:up:
     
  32. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Nah its cool....I'm safe...the table has a LATEX cover........
     
  33. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    Somehow, I get the feeling all your furniture has a latex cover...
     
  34. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I just wrap myself in saran wrap.
     
  35. Big E

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    well of course. The last thing I want is little end tables running around. :lol:
     
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  36. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    :sidelol:
     
  37. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    wait... where was the umbrella? You know, if he would have put it in his *** perhaps nobody would have noticed!
     
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  38. Big E

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    wow Paul....just, wow.
     
  39. phineas64

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    I hear they let him go today. Apparently it was difficult to find an actual law he was breaking. And the table didn't press charges.
     
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  40. Big E

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    I just dont think we can beat this horse and pony show enough.
     

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