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Man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with picnic table

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by sugarcane, Mar 31, 2008.

  1. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

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    Nope. The truly funny s*** never dies.
     
  2. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    They have those in cuba. Maybe they should add a table show.......
     
  3. sugarcane

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    Maybe the table can find a nice shelter to keep it safe from it's abuser.What if the table has children and they are being exposed to this pedophile.Little baby tables never hurt no one. ;)
     
  4. azfinfanmang

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    I just wanna know...you imagine it took him 3-13 minutes?

    Does the table have a fat sister named sofa that teaches youngens the ins and outs of "Long drawn out 2 hour love" (Tantra)....these are just random thoughts I am having:confused2:
     
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  5. NaboCane

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    :pointlol: Nice callback.
     
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  6. sugarcane

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    They are amazing thoughts AZ and very valid observations.

    I think it takes him at least 5 minutes depending on the size of the wood ee :)
     
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  7. NaboCane

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    They would if it opened.
     
  8. azfinfanmang

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    :eek::escape:
     
  9. sugarcane

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm dayem!
     
  10. Paul 13

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    Well, it only opens if he farts...:unsure:
     
  11. Big E

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    man its starting to rain, I better fart....:lol:
     
  12. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    You've been planning this havent you?

    Flipper's Finest?
     
  13. Paul 13

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    that wasn't thunder...
     
  14. Paul 13

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    I'm a problem solver... like to look at the logistical side of things and strive for improvement...
     
  15. FinaciousOne

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    Man, I'm late to this thread.

    Be careful making love to pool tables.
    You just might get your balls racked.
     
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  16. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Hottest.Thing.Evar. :up:
     
  17. Big E

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    *chills*.................
     
  18. Frumundah Finnatic

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    Your supposed to heat the table that way you dont get the chills.
     
  19. unluckyluciano

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    And now coming to the stage mercedes and with her, her little oak friend. mercedes little oak friend has green felt, and six pockets, and love long walks on the beach as well as taking in 15 balls at once........
     
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  20. NaboCane

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    Where is DarkOak when he's needed most?
     
  21. Paul 13

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    RACK HIM!

    [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8[/media]
     
  22. King Felix

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    so..wheres this video?
     
  23. azfinfanmang

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    :redx:
     
  24. like2god

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    He did what?

    Sounds like a relative of Lucky's.
     
  25. unluckyluciano

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    My relatives can't afford tables. hahahaha man you don't know anything. :tongue2:
     
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  26. like2god

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    I didn't read the article, I just saw "man has sex w/ metal picnic table" and figured it took place in a jail somewhere, then I thought of you and your family. [​IMG]
     
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  27. unluckyluciano

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    Well you got me on the prison issue. Can't really argue that.........
     
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  28. like2god

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    :lol:
     
  29. azfinfanmang

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    :hammertime:
     
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  30. azfinfanmang

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    Anybody ever know what happened to this guy?

    Just askin.....


    :bump:
     
  31. unluckyluciano

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    I think mindwarp got probation. not to sure though.
     
  32. azfinfanmang

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    Dude...and on his Birthday too.... :pity:


    :hi5:
     
  33. King Felix

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    he joined www.thephins.com and registered as "anlqp"
     
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  34. HardKoreXXX

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    Ahhh, so thats what he meant when he said he had more sex than me. Dude must live in a Park...
     
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  35. azfinfanmang

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    Well, that's a toss up.

    Who would have more sex, a guy with Triple X at the end of his screen name, or a guy named Anal Gap?

    :confused2:





    :shifty:
     
  36. HardKoreXXX

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    Id be having more sex, hed be involved in more sex :up:
     
  37. NaboCane

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    :chuckle: Anal gap.
     
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  38. like2god

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    He was arrested a few months ago for having sex with the grill of his truck. There is a video, but I can't post it. Youtube search it. :pointlol:


    btw I don't know if it's the same guy
     
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  39. alen1

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    Why are you searching videos of guys having sex with the grill of their trucks? Uhm never mind, don't even answer that....
     
  40. HardKoreXXX

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    What kind of truck? I mean... uh... gross!
     

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