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President of the Jerk Society

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Ronnie Bass, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. Ronnie Bass

    Ronnie Bass Luxury Box Luxury Box

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    So I am leaving this office building and I see a car parked in front of mine and a lady walking away from it and back into the her car, I walk over to my drivers side and there is a note on my window "this is not your space JERK!!", well by now the lady in the car parked in front of mine gets out and is screaming at me do I work in suite 207,I told her yes I do - I don't - and that as a matter of fact I am the president there, you screams at me more telling me I am a liar and all and finishes with "the only thing you are president of is the Jerk Society!!".

    So there you have it, I am the President of the Jerk Society, all hail me.
     
  2. Lt Dan

    Lt Dan Season Ticket Holder

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    well done sir
     
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  3. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    We're not worthy!
     
  4. late again

    late again Senior Member

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    well...I don't know what else to say but..

    :theman:

    By the way..you're still okay by me, brother.






    ya jerk!!!

    Oh so I guess this does then beg the question.
    Is it better to be jerked on or jerked off??
     
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  5. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    As long as you know the secret hand motions anyone can be president for a day!!!!!

    congrats -
     
  6. late again

    late again Senior Member

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    See my above post:lol:
     
  7. anlgp

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    lmao the jerk society?

    sounds like she gets flustered when she's frustrated and can't come up with anything that would really hurt a persons feelings. probably stems back to when she was younger..

    you're a big.. jerk.. you.. jerk face.
     
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  8. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Must be a nice Baptist gal.
     
  9. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    mmm baptists.
     
  10. Ronnie Bass

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    All I could think of when she was calling me a jerk again and again was George Costanza so I left her with "Merry Christmas but I have to run now, I am off to the jerk store to do some christmas shopping."

    Pretty sure that went over her head.
     
  11. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :pity:

    Not too jerky, but you have to be careful when you blur the line between jerk and *******.
     
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  12. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    :chuckle:
     
  13. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    LOL!

    That is priceless. A great insult to have thrust upon you. Almost a prideful one.

    Congrats.


    Think i got you beat though...I had a guy pull a gun on me for a parking space once. (My fault, I called him a drooling idiot...out came a 9 MM)

    here in Miami we take our convenient parking seriously.
     
  14. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    President of the Jerk Society?

    You have stiff competition.
     
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  15. Ronnie Bass

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    I can be President of that too.
     
  16. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    Good stuff
     
  17. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Thats exactly what I thought of when I read this thread title

    [​IMG]
     
  18. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    i would have stomped the bumper off of her car.........so good job not getting arrested and all that.....your a better man than me :lol:
     
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  19. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    LMFAO thats funny.
     
  20. Skeet84

    Skeet84 New Member

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    I always knew you had it in you. Congrats
     

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