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Donating Eggs

Discussion in 'Questions and Answers' started by Nappy Roots, Dec 14, 2009.

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  1. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    So my girlfriend has this idea that she may want to try and donate her eggs...she asked my opinion, I told her I would have to research it first, naturally I come here for that, lol.

    Anyone have any expirence with this, the goods and bads on this?
     
  2. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    A quart of my sperm goes for $25,000
     
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  3. Firesole

    Firesole Season Ticket Holder

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    that's not so good a rate when it takes you 2 years to produce said quart.
     
  4. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    it may take you two years...

    that is a weekend for me.
     
  5. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    20 min in the LL.
     
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  6. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    are you forreeal

    edit: damn tahts a lot of semen
     
  7. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    And Nappy thought he would get help here!!!! :lol:
     
  8. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    stick it in her pooper
     
  9. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    ask your gf if she is having an identity crisis and is thinking she is the easter bunny. Because in my opinion thats the only thing that should be donating eggs.
     
  10. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    Shoot, when I was a kid I used to have a sock that was worth a few million. :pity:
     
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  11. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    used to bwahahahahahahha
     
  12. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    My sock isn't worth nearly as much as your pillow

    You could probably retire on the "value" of your JC Penney's catalog alone :pity:
     
  13. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    i heard you could retire on the value of your sisters underwear drawer........ ITS INCEST L2G!!
     
  14. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    Lmao..epic fail of a thread
     
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  15. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    this thread is comedy gold.

    sperm jokes always are a good fall back. old faithful. That and dick jokes.
     
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  16. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    You should have your stomach pumped, I bet it would pay off bigger than a Saudi oil field.
     
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  17. finsgirlie

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    actually ONE egg (depending on the facility) can go for $3000-$6500.... at the place I work there is one infertility surgeon on staff so I know quite a bit about this... the good is that you're helping someone who can't have children... the bad is that this procedure MAY produce a bit of scarring on the inside of the vagina and repeated egg retrievals can cause a woman to become infertile and later in life if she decides to have children she may not be able to... but that is rare. tell you girlfriend to make a couple calls to different IVF facilities in your area and ask how much they pay for egg donations... obviously i suggest going with a facility with a good reputation no matter the dollar amount... if you have any more questions i'd be happy to answer, but i'm positive the doctor goes over all the risks in the consultation
     
  18. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    wtf, you don't ACTUALLY answer questions like this...

    thread killer.
     
  19. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    shut up matty it was a legit question!
     
  20. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Yeah, but Nabo's now thinking about renaming his basement as Fort Knox!!!!:lol:
     
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  21. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    :lol:
     
  22. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    sperm goes for far less. :(
     
  23. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Section's pillows are unsually starchy...


    You couldnt just make a dick joke like the rest of us?
     
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  24. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    you have a small dick...


    happy now? :up:
     
  25. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    :yes:
     
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  26. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    wow

    glad i'm not on your bad side
     
  27. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Chicks making dick jokes = Sexy.
     
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  28. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    If it went for more money do you think any of us would work?
     
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  29. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    When a gal tells you that you tell her to roll over. :shifty:
     
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