What the heck should i do?!?!?

WOW. You think she would have mentioned the son thing after a few times rolling around with you.

Edit: When I was young, I would never turn down trim. Except from this one girl who looked like Miss Piggy.

 

you're not her son are you if not then what do you have to worry about it's not like it would be incest. you can't control her fantasies.

part of me says GO FOR IT the other part says DON'T. the part of me that says go for it is the steriotypical male. the part of me that says don't is only concerned with the job aspect, which you don't seem to be because you say nothing can happen.

these kinda opportunities usually don't come around often so choose wisely.

 

shes sick. dont be surprised when you wake up and shes standing over you with a knife lol

 

well, if you dont feel it would be awkward after you stop messing around with her and it cant impact your employment, then tell her you have been a bad boy and need some discipline

 

Awesome!

 

Dude, take a bite of the apple...what could go wrong????

 

Tell her to get the hell away from you. If she threatens your job, threaten you'll let everyone at work know about her sick fantasy, and just keep the relationship professional. That is deep dark pit sitting in front of you (take that for what it means in every way possible) and a little sex ain't worth it.

 

Wow....what type of mother thinks about having sex with her son? Do you live in West Virginia or something?

 

You know, every time I think that my life is a bit crazy (when it comes to women), I check a forum like this and realize that I am Mr. Rogers to all of you Tommy Lee's out there. Honestly, I think my weiner would nosedive into the ground if a girl (no matter HOW hot) said she always had a fantasy of anythign sexual with her son.

I suppose it isn't any worse than when girls call their lover's daddy, but still...oddball ****.

However, this IS the season for caring and sharing, so I say part the hairs, and buy her a bottle and blue bonnet for Christmas so that she can dress you up.

Honestly though, how much of a roll play does she want to do? Does she want to re-enact the birthing process by covering you in vaseline and cottage cheese while spanking your bare bottom and trying to cut your umblical chord (COVER YOUR JUNK if that is the case)?

Does she want to call you by her son's name? More details needed!

 

Yes it is!

Esp if she's a kinky broad!

 

^^ This!

 

nah, totally normal...who doesnt like dress up.......ask if you can try on what she normally wears when she isnt around........

 

Just MHO, but you should never get your honey, where you get your money.

 

Come home from school? This doesn't involve a Transformers lunchbox does it?

 

this is what you get for hanging out in alabama......

 

Okay, does her son still live with her? I am wondering if she still has access to her clothes. The good part is (I suppose) that she is your boss which means, she probably has more money than you, which means her son's clothes are probably better than yours.

So if they fit, I say go for it, if for nothing more than the new wardrobe.

 

Talk here into joining you....let's get it on.....

 

Why? I would love to be able the story of how I banged some horny MILF while wearing kid's Thundercat PJs! Maybe you can a good backscratch out of the deal as well. My God man, just do it. Do it, film it, post it online and PM us the link so we bang her vicariously through you!

 

this is ****ed up...........

 

Yea it is but part of me thinks thinks this is fake

 

Fake or not, it has been fun. Like fake boobs.

 

Dammit don't ruin this for me

I can get Dolphin's news anywhere, it's this kinda stuff that keeps me coming back here everyday

 

Dont hurt yourself......

if you can feel them.....they are real

 

No no no.....don't be hasty

The best thing you can do (especially for us) is to just roll with it

 

haha mouth to her "hi mom" she will probably get wet and sprint out of the office

 

Oh tighten up...........can't you see that just makes it even more AWESOME!?

 

You have got to do this........that's brilliant

 

I think if this was real you wouldn't have posted anom...anonomo....anymo...as 'Seeking Answers' you would be too proud of the potential poonanny.

You made me wet cause I pissed myself!

 

hmmmm...maybe not

Bragging about and sharing their debauchery isn't for everyone.....we can't all be Section 126

 

hahahahahahaha

 

Dammit, I want a picture of this depraved temptress.

 

i can't believe it has taken this long for someone to ask.

also sick at the post about mouthing hi mom.

you've gotta do both of these things

 

I thought we voted for best answer, not that I could just select it. Although “Awesome” is clearly the best answer IMO, I did not mean to say that it was the best answer for the OP. Just consider the fact that you have pretty much free reign to come up your kinkiest, wackiest, dirtiest fantasy and she will have to do it. As long as you can get over the mind F of it all.

 

Well he stopped replying......maybe she took him to dinner

 

Hmmm....I wonder if, when it comes time for your review at work, if she will issue it in a report card style...?

 

You guys have serious effing problems. She wants to **** her son. I'll say it again, she wants to **** her son.

Before you guys egg him on, think to yourself, what if your mom wanted to **** you?