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What the heck should i do?!?!?

Discussion in 'Questions and Answers' started by Seeking Answers, Dec 17, 2009.

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  1. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    Some very sound advice here in this thread and lucky for you OP, guys like Section 126 are willing to step in and guide you.

    I would also add that talking her into filming the event so that you can post it on the internet, is really the only way for a situation such as this to end.

    Not to mention that if he could actually watch it on his computer, L2G would probably change sides in this discussion.
     
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  2. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    Maybe not, this guy (kid) could look like a teenager for all we know. I know a guy in his late 20's who looks like an elf or that froto character from LOTR, he could easily pass as a 16 year old and gets carded and harassed everytime he goes to a bar.

    Regardless with his physical appearance, her words give her intentions away

    What mother packs a lunch for her grown son and calls him sweetie? Okay Lucky's mom, but he lives in the basement and plays world of warcraft in his underoos, that doesn't count. This woman is acting this out as if he were a young kid, that's extremely disturbing. She's either really whacked out or this is all a put-on. The best irony would be for the OP to wake up one day and have a friend point out that there's this tape floating around of him and this woman on various porn sites.
     
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  3. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    I knew you'd come around in time
     
  4. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    ummm.....I'm gonna have to say no, the premise is really disturbing.
     
  5. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    Irony is one thing, he's looking to use this woman for a quick romp, it would be hilarious to see the tables turned and watch him ***** and whine here about being used. :lol:

    But my advice is still the same, stay the hell away from her
     
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  6. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    But if said mom is super, smoking hot and sexy?

    You'd be in your closet right now trying to dig out an old back pack.... :shifty:
     
  7. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    I'm pretty sure 16 is the age of consent in many states but regardless looking 16 and being 16 are not the same thing either. This woman knows the OP is not her son. She knows he is not in school. She knows he is not a minor. She knows that he doesn't have to play along. Aside from having a weird *** fantasy (and sexually "harassing" the OP at work), she is doing nothing wrong.
     
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  8. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    Dammit. 11 pages and still no picture? Weak sauce, and the kids today say.
     
  9. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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  10. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    I'm 20 and I don't look it.

    It sucks though because I never get taken seriously IRL
     
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  11. 2k5

    2k5 I miss Ted Ginn Jr.

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    Are you implying that you get taken seriously here?

    Zinnnnnnnnggggggggerrrrrrrrrr!!!
     
  12. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    11 pages? is it worth the read?
     
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  13. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    :lol:

    I guess I should have quoted the reply then it would have made more sense.
     
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  14. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Long answer yes short answer ya.
     
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  15. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    must be djphinfan he's the only person besides sick that says "iam"

    or is it sick :shifty:

    anyways....yeah gotta be a neutral site
     
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  16. Two Tacos

    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    First posting this from my phone so sorry for any errors

    The crux of my argument is that no one is hurt in a roleplaying fantasy situation. With child porn, the child is hurt. It doesn't matter the level of perticipation, active passive, what ever, if you are envolved with hurting a child like that you need to go to jail. There is no debating that. Laws are broken for real. So, I think you are changing what I am saying to something else to discredit it. A better way to make the point I think you want to make would be to ask, what about the guy fapping off to drawings of children? That ones a little trickery to answer and I am not sure what I would say though I lean to permisive I guess.

    I cannot post links now but I would be happy to site multiple sources about video games and what the real life impact of them is. I try not to make sweeping generlizations without have read some literature. I'm sure I do though.

    I am not suggesting that the OP let the woman babysit. I would not let an overly religous person babysit, that doesn't mean I have issues banging a nun. Choosing child care is way more important that whom you have kinky sex with.
     
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  17. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    I see no problem with that, as long as you don't make it a "habit"
     
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  18. SICK

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    or dont make it a hobbit
     
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  19. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Sooo did anyone else just read the jokes and skip the PoFo bull**** from like2god and company???
     
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  20. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    of course!!! They ruin EVERYTHIIIINNNGGGGGG

    this is one of those "if its more than 2 sentences dont read it" threads :lol:
     
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  21. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    You would think that they would have stopped trying to tell him "don't do it" and quit giving him serious advice when they noticed OP chose "AWESOME" as best answer.... :lol:
     
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  22. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    i think someone awhile back said they selected that as the answer......anyone can pick the best answer not just the OP
     
  23. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    This is the most disturbing and funniest thing I have ever read in my 4 years total in this Finfan community.









    TT makes a good point, you can do anything to this chick and she'd be ntty enough to like it.
     
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  24. Two Tacos

    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Are you saying you wouldn't bang a midget nun? I call shinanagins!
     
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  25. 2k5

    2k5 I miss Ted Ginn Jr.

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    I miss the OP. We want updates!
     
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  26. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    So has anyone read about any weird murders taking place this past weekend?
     
  27. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    How could this situation possibly go wrong?

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  28. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    ok so, i just got home from the weekend. she gave me today off :lol:

    ummmm so i guess i found out i kind've have a little fantasy of this as well. and i dont mean me and my mom. but it was hot thinking of her thinking i was her son. if that makes sense? so let me get into some detail

    saturday around 430 pm i call her for her "instructions" and she tells me to dress as much like jason biggs from american pie as i could (random as ****, i know. so after googling a bunch of pics from american pie, i went dressed as close to this as i could

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    without the pie of course :lol:

    then she tells me to not knock, but to "walk in like i live there" throw my book bag down and yell "mom" a couple of times getting no response, then she wants me to 'assume' moms not home, why not jerk off!!! (sounds cool)

    then she will walk out of the bedroom, catch me smashing my junk around and she will "give me a hand" (could have sworn ive seen a porn like this)

    so i get to her house, and iam scared, this is my boss, and shes 20+ years older than me, and she will be fantasizing me as her son.

    i walk into the house, yell "mommy" a couple of times, and immediatley see a family picture up on the wall. now of course this catches my interest cause i wanna see who i look like, and i ****ing kid you not, her kid is half black!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ok i dont look black, iam all white, canadian infact, so iam pale as **** :lol:

    so that freaks me out a bit, then i think "ummm that means her husband or ex husband is black"

    so i start freaking out, and remember vaguley about her telling me and some coworkers how her and hubby split up etc etc

    so i breathe some relief and continue with the gameplan. i sit on her couch (nice **** btw) and start jerkin my meat. but heres what sucks. i couldnt get it up !!!

    iam slinging my flacid boomerang around like a wind-sock, sweating thinking this chicks gunna come out soon and i wont be ready to go.

    so i hear some breathing in the backround then she blurts out "what the hell are you going douglas?!"

    (my names not douglas)

    i jump around and shes in a bathrobe, with one tit popping out holding a huge purple dildo.

    "ma....ma....mom" i sutter "i thought you were out"

    (my dick is rock hard now)

    she then slaps me in the face with the dildo (wtf?) and asks wtf iam doing.

    i tell her iam masturbating, most kids my age do it.

    she giggles then says "want mommy to show you how good it feels when she helps?"

    i of course agree. she sits next to me, and starts blowing me, its hot. then she stands up, de-robes, grabs my hand and leads me to the bedroom.

    anyways, we do our deed. its good. some of the best boning i have ever experienced. she says the same. called me son and douglas throughout the event. i slept over, she told me to sleep in his room that night, and she would wake me sparatically for sex. (she did) and each time was a different scenario pertaining to her fantasy.

    it was insane, i plan on banging her alot. this was nice. and obviously, i got past the bull**** fantasy and now its time for some trim!!!!!!!!!

    wish me luck. updates to follow of course. thanks everyone for the advice thus far
     
  29. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Not awesome!
     
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  30. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    Holy **** you did it
     
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  31. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    I think you should tell her the "guys at school" want to see her picture.
     
  32. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    You sound jealous.
     
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  33. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Most adults as well.
     
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  34. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    you sound presumptuous :hi5:
     
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  35. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    that goes without saying.
     
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  36. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Best thread ever
     
  37. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    You should write this story to Penthouse. lol
     
  38. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    My new sig
     
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  39. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    That should be the hook to a hip hop song.
     
  40. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Holy **** this thread is legend. I thought stuff like this comes from BB misc hahah hilarious stuff.
     
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