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Celtkin · Jan 8, 2010

Idahophin said:

Fireworks factory blows up.

http://www.sydesjokes.com/members/movies/firework_factory_explosion.wmv
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Perchlorate factory explosion - check out the secondary explosion.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KuGizBjDXo&feature=fvw"]YouTube- Destroyed in Seconds- Chemical Plant Explosion[/ame]

Frumundah Finnatic · Jan 8, 2010

Phinvader Bill said:

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That explains everything!

The G Man · Jan 8, 2010

OK...can I just say that I LMAO at that whole exchange between Section 126 & Pauly? Or, would that be racist too?

Section126 · Jan 8, 2010

Pauly said:

The black people in the ad aren't supposed to be black americans, they're West Indians (group name for the former English Colonies in the Caribbean). Their cricket team is coming out here for a series of matches, so if you want to depict a group of opposing fans, funnily enough they'll be black.

If we wanted to make some racist comment about passing something that would calm down a bunch of Jamicans, Barbadons and Trinidadians the guy would have been passing around ganja or rum, not fried chicken.

*edit*
Besides isn't it more racist to assume that American stereotypes about African Americans automatically apply to all black people all over the world regardless of their own cultures than what some people have assumed about the ad in the first place?
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Trust me...alot of African Americans find that ad racist. That is where the complaints are coming from.

Paul 13 · Jan 8, 2010

late again said:

Well...???..I watched that thing 3 times and I don't get it either. I'm American, too.
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All this time, Fuzzy Zoeller was not a racist!

Pauly · Jan 9, 2010

Section126 said:

Trust me...alot of African Americans find that ad racist. That is where the complaints are coming from.
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And the response from Oz is that its an Australian ad about Caribbean cricket fans, so why on earth wouold a bunch of people from a different culture half a world away want to get involved in somehting that just plain doesn't involve them or refer to them in any way?

Not trying to pick a fight or anything, but the people who are finding that ad offensive are assuming American values and cultural norms apply all over the globe.

Pauly · Jan 9, 2010

For section126

Just to illustrate the whole point further here's a clip from an appearance by Muhammed Ali on Australian TV in the late '70s. If you're impatient start watching at about 2:05 in.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWKyDGGptA4"]YouTube- Muhammad Ali at Australian TV Awards show. (1978-ish)[/ame]

Celtkin · Jan 9, 2010

This would be fun for about 0.22 seconds

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftmIBz4afKk"]YouTube- Dash Cam: Car being chased goes flying[/ame]

Zeke0123 · Jan 11, 2010

Zeke0123 · Jan 11, 2010

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Section126 · Jan 11, 2010

Creepy or Hilarious....

http://www.break.com/pranks/hot-chick-pranked-by-toilet.html

Zeke0123 · Jan 11, 2010

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the
wife.

A guy who purchased
his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary
submitted this:

Last weekend I saw
something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my
interest.

The occasion was
our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little
something extra for my wife Julie. What I came
across was a
100,000-volt,
pocket/purse- sized tazer.

The effects of the tazer were supposed to be
short lived, with no
long-term
adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time
to retreat to safety....??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the
device and brought it home.

I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and
pushed the button.
Nothing! I
was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the
button and pressed it against a metal surface at
the same time, I'd get
the blue
arc of electricity darting back and forth between the
prongs.

AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie
what that burn spot is on
the
face of her microwave.

Okay,
so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself
that it
couldn't be all that bad with
only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie
looking on intently (trusting
little soul)while I was reading the directions
and thinking that I
really
needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving
target.

I must admit I
thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a
second) and then thought better of it. She is
such a sweet cat. But, if
I was
going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself
against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would
work as advertised. Am I
wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank
top with my reading
glasses
perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in
one hand, and tazer in another.

The directions said that a one-second burst
would shock and disorient
your
assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle
spasms
and a major loss of
bodily control; and a three-second burst would
purportedly make your assailant flop on the
ground like a fish out of
water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the
batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device
measuring about 5"
long, less
than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy
AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking
to myself, 'no possible
way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description,
but I'll do my best ...
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on
with her head cocked to one

side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,'
reasoning that a one second
burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't
hurt all that bad. I

decided
to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I
touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button,
and ...

HOLY MOTHER OF.. . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION .
. WHAT THE ....!!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the
side door, picked me up in
the
recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and
over and
over again. I vaguely recall
waking up on my side in the fetal position,
with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both
nipples on fire, testicles
nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked
under my body in the oddest
position, and tingling in my
legs!

The cat was making
meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to
a picture frame hanging above the fireplace,
obviously in an attempt to
avoid
getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living
room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug'
yourself with a tazer, one
note
of caution: there is NO such thing as a one second burst
when you
zap yourself! You will not
let go of that thing until it is dislodged
from your hand by a violent thrashing about on
the floor! A three second
burst
would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time
was a relative thing at
that
point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up
and surveyed the landscape.

My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of
the fireplace. The
recliner was
upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally
was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples
were still twitching. My
face
felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom
lip weighed 88 lbs.. I had no control over the
drooling.

Apparently I had
crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for
sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a
faint smoke cloud above my
head,
which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my
testicles and I'm offering a significant reward
for their safe return!

P.s... My wife can't stop laughing about my
experience, loved the gift
and
now regularly threatens me with it!
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weeeeee!

Pauly · Jan 11, 2010

Section126 said:

Creepy or Hilarious....

http://www.break.com/pranks/hot-chick-pranked-by-toilet.html
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creepy. Seriously creepy.

Zeke0123 · Jan 12, 2010

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Speedy · Jan 13, 2010

Homer Simpson is very funny!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yGJGTjV2WE&feature=related"]YouTube- The Simpsons - No Tv and No Beer[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU&feature=related"]YouTube- The Simpsons - Man Getting Hit By Football[/ame]

Frumundah Finnatic · Jan 13, 2010

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODUqJCVL0K4&feature=related"]YouTube- WOW! Insane Airplane landing...must see![/ame]

Zeke0123 · Jan 14, 2010

ILPhinFan88 · Jan 14, 2010

Zeke0123 said:

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WOW, that is awesome. The look on his face

BigDogsHunt · Jan 14, 2010

ILPhinFan88 said:

WOW, that is awesome. The look on his face
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Why so serious!

Section126 · Jan 14, 2010

Last night on American Idol...this is gonna be a huge hit.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am-Y5DVjZIA"]YouTube- Pants on the ground American Idol Season 9 - Larry Platt [Official][/ame]

305 · Jan 14, 2010

305 · Jan 14, 2010

How about some that make you say WTF

Frumundah Finnatic · Jan 14, 2010

305 · Jan 14, 2010

Speedy · Jan 15, 2010

NewEra8 said:

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These are the funniest pics ever!!! Thanks for posting!

TiP54 · Jan 16, 2010

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Hn0yM00Fo"]YouTube- Interior Crocodile Alligator[/ame]

Big E · Jan 16, 2010

M...That sucked so bad...

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BuckeyeKing · Jan 19, 2010

SICK said:

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I said what what?

Section126 · Jan 19, 2010

Mari0k said:

YouTube- Interior Crocodile Alligator
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7v542EmXac&feature=related"]YouTube- Interior Crocodile Alligator FULL SONG!!!!![/ame]

the full song.

I love this jam.

Section126 · Jan 19, 2010

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CjRxClmNCA&feature=related"]YouTube- Interior crocodile alligator[/ame]

the best looped version. over 9 minutes of awesomeness.

Colorado Dolfan · Jan 19, 2010

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4-world-warcraft/

2k5 · Jan 20, 2010

Kinda makes me sick.

TiP54 · Jan 20, 2010

I laughed
saw that earlier today

BuckeyeKing · Jan 20, 2010

2k5 said:

Kinda makes me sick.
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LOL omg what a chump.

DOLPHAN1 · Jan 20, 2010

warning:some bad language

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