Separate names with a comma.
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen. What would you like for dinner my love, chicken,...
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says...
TV coverage was bad when I was young. Most of the baseball games I had to listen to on the radio. I do remember Koufax as a kid and was very...
Been a Dodger fan since 1955, go Dodgers.
LOL, good stuff.
I wish he was just starting to coach at Miami.
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE...
There's a new book out called, "ARE YOU NORMAL?"
According to the book, 76% of guys would rather watch an important football game...
"When I Die I Want The Miami Dolphins To Be My Pallbearers So They Can Let Me Down For The Last Time"
Since the Rams have Sam Bradford, would they be interested in a QB?
John and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair.
The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig,because I was born...
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grand motherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the...
A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Rich met Sharon at his bar one night. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Rich to her place,...
The Jets, Cowboys, Raiders, Ravens and Pats. :tantrum:
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street
When a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did...
Suzan: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Rob: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I...
HEY GUYS, THIS IS ALARMING!
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right,
FEMALE hormones! Last month, Sydney University and
Hope you had a Happy Birthday, Freestyle. :up:
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes
the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see...
Happy belated birthday, John. Hope you had a good one.:up:
This farmer has a cross-eyed cow that keeps bumping
into things. He calls the vet try to remedy the problem.
The vet says. "I think the best...
A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm
really hungry and thirsty too." It was freakin' freezing
in the house so they both...
Hope the both of you had a great birthday.:up:
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at
the end of it.
Men's Pearls of Wisdom
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth...
An overweight man was waiting in line at a bank. There
were two teenage boys in line behind him.
They were giggling and making fun of how fat...
THIS IS A FIRE RAINBOW (below) - THE RAREST OF ALL
NATURALLY OCCURRING ATMOSPHERIC PHENOMENA.
THE PICTURE WAS CAPTURED ON THE IDAHO...
Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If
you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece
of the action."
A doctor is doing the rounds of a maternity ward. "And when
is Mrs. Smith's baby due?" he asks the nurse.
"The 5th of September," replies the...
40 degrees and sunshine. I've only had to break out the snowblower once this year.
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel...
:party: :happybday: Hope you have a great birthday. :yes:
One day this old man was about to have sex with an eighteen-year- old girl, who he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom...
:lol::up: Good one Pagen.
Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day.:up:
A lady was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed
the items in front of the...
This is link to a virtual wall of all those lost during the Viet Nam
War with the names, bio's and other information on our lost comrades. It is...
:up:With Dan in the game you knew you always had a chance to win the game. Along with Dan, I miss the Marks brothers.
:party: Hope you have a great Birthday.
Three retired old gents, raconteurs all, were sitting
around the National Geographic's Explorer Club,
sippin' on some 25 year old scotch and...
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were
very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell
something, then give a talk on...
The judge asked the woman why she wanted a divorce:
there was no sign that the husband was cruel, or
wandering, or any of the usual things that...
Hope you have a great Birthday. :up:
I would love to see NE lose a playoff game at home.:yes:
Thank brings back memories. [IMG]
Has Marty been sick or just taking a break?
If Will Allen comes back strong from his injury, who starts at corner? Does Davis go back to the bench?
No more salad barsor breakfast bars for me.
A cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after
an examination the dentist says, "That tooth has to
come out. I'm going to give you a shot...
Will this air conditioning take away our advantage of playing in the heat at home games?
The jets get a play off spot handed to them on a silver platter and the dunkin donut poster boy has to open his mouth. Shove a donut in it and...
I don't think I would want to pull the trigger on that rifle. :no:
Hope you had a great day.
It sure is nice to be stock piling picks rather than give them.
I would rather the Bills end up with Billick than Cowher.
Billick to Bills rumor picking up steam.
May all your Dolphin wishes come true.:up:
2009 in review
YouTube- Never a Year Like '09 - JibJab
A great game! :up: It has been heart breaking to come up empty in the bowl games.
Fireworks factory blows up.
Morris was screwing his best friend's wife when he
suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding
his head in his hands."What the...
Ten years ago I surfed the web with a webtv. It was a birthday gift from my daughter.
My cell phone was to big to fit in my pocket.
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,
when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said....
An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying
jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of
coffee. As he sat sipping his...
1 Boise State Broncos
4 broncos (denver)
5 bandwagon riders ( who ever is winning)
At a local college dance, a guy from America, named Rich, asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little...
Dave sent his wife an email message that he'd be home a
day earlier than planned. Arriving at the house, he
discovered his wife in bed...
My wife is an RN in the ER and told me that an inflamed liver can be caused by the gall bladder. What you eat can bring on gall bladder attacks.
Thanks Debby. I hope you and your family have a very Merry Christmas.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
with one of her students The teacher asked,
'Harry, what's your problem?'
I bought a snow blower last year and it sure is a back saver.:up:
Got the same thing this morning.. I ran my avg this morning, then logged on to the phins. As soon as I clicked on Calphins birthday thread I got...
Happy Birthday, Mike. Hope you have a good one.:up:
I sure would like to see him take a couple to the house this week.
14 here. :up:
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room
with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't
fair to make one of them...
senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed
Oakland and Denver for me..:no::no::angry:
About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight . I was in a hurry to get to work on time...
Nevada rest stop.
Got my lights up.
Three Jets fans and three Dolphin fans are travelling by train to
a football game at New York. At the station, the
three Jets fans each buy a...
I guess the link from youtube won't work.
The Man Song
YouTube- The Man Song 'Bob & Tom'
Hope this works.
Holidays by JibJab Sendables - Featured - Video shared by...
Voted for Davis. :yes:
Happy Birthday, hope its a great day.:up:
Rich is sitting at a bar when a 65 year old women sits down
beside him and orders a drink. After a few drinks she asks him,
"Have you ever...
Detroit Police Department reports finding a man's body in a river just west of Ford Field. The dead man's name will not be
released until his...
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two line poem.
The contest was to have the most romantic first line, and the...
A man went to have a tooth pulled, and the dentist
said, "I will need to give you an anesthetic."
The man said, "No, I don't need anything....
Hope you guys had a great birthday. :happybday::danceline:
YouTube- The Turkey Rap
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank...
Happy Birthday and I hope you have a great day.:up:
Two very drunk gentlemen stood at the bar near closing
time. "I've got an idea," said one, "let's have one
more drink and then go and find us...
BOBBY CAN'T FIND IT
Bobby was excited about his first day at school. So
excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class
Turkey testical festival
YouTube- Just Visit US - Turkey Testicle Festival
I think its a little of both.
Awesome post Marty. Thanks for sharing the pictures, it is always nice to be able to put names to faces. :up:
BET YA CAN'T
A salesman came across a house that had a large number
of cars parked outside it. Intrigued, he stopped and
decided to sell his...
DEA officer stops at the Gaunt ranch in Texas, and
talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I
need to inspect your ranch for illegally...
Wow, I quit watching the game with 4 minutes left. :sad: I didn't think the colts would be able to get it done. Great win for the Colts.
The Maid asked for a raise.
The lady of the house was upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
Billy Bob goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but as usual, the store...
It was a typical night at the old watering hole. Jim walked in, took his seat at the bar and ordered a tall one.
Then Jim told his buddy, Bill,...
Renault & Ford are working together to build a small
car. They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus
as a basis for the new zippy little...
An infamous womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought that the man...
The Queen of England & Dolly Parton Go To Heaven !!
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to...
:party::danceline::happybday: Hope you have a great birthday.
I went grocery shopping this weekend, which in hindsight may not have been very wise.
You see, the previous evening I had...
There once was a man who owned a sausage factory,
and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around
Try as he might to impress his...
:party::happybday: Hope you had a great birthday.
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings
against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney,
"the incident that first caused...
Paul and I were talking one day when Paul says, "I went to see the doctor the other day for that pain in my back."
Ginn the Jets killer. Never get tired of watching those kick returns.
The jets suffering puts a smile on my face. :yes:
A couple was
invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband
to go to the party alone. He,...
Ole decided to buy Lena a new car for her birthday. They shopped and shopped. Finally, Lena found one she liked. But before signing the papers,...
My Neighbors ... The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was...
After having a very pleasant 69 with his girlfriend,
Brian remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was
afraid the Dentist would notice the...
Mine was 0.218, about average.
Atlanta and Dallas for me. :tantrum:
"That wife of mine is a liar and a cheat ," said the angry Bob
to a sympathetic Rich seated next to him in the bar.
"How do you know?" Rich...
Do you want a piece of me...
Saw this on the news, unbelievable that the kid lived.
There are four kinds of sex:
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and
have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you...
:party::happybday: Hope you have a great day.
I was thinking WTF are the doing. After he got the first down I thought to myself we are going to win this game.:yes:
Now that would look great on my pickup window. :lol:
Queen with large breasts
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for...
Nope. Dodgers had a tough time beating the cards this year. This sweep is great. :up: Don't know who to root for between the phils and rockies.
An overweight man was waiting in line at a bank. There
were two teenage boys in line behind him.
They were giggling and making fun of how fat...
The pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The
dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit"
routine before bending over her with a...
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from one of his ponds, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts...............
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower...
Rest of the year. I hope he works out, because i'm tired of looking for a quaterback.
A game warden noticed how a particular fellow
named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone
else, whereas the other guys would only...
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS MEN HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille...
These two lesbians walked into a bar One extremely
pretty and one extremely ugly. The pretty one said
to the ugly one, "I'll go get us a...
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one...
LITTLE BOBBY HAS MANNERS
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher
says to her students: "If you were courting a well
I can't believe the cat would stick his or her head under the water.:lol:
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes
down to the docks for old times sake. He hires a prosti-
tute, takes her up to a room and...
Hope you have a great birthday.
BigO hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the
rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub...
Just got back from vacation and saw this on a car.
A penny for your thoughts
A dollar if you flash me
WORKING FOR WAL-MART
After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter I lasted
less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a...
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than...
OVERHEARD AT THE RACE TRACK
"I bought a racehorse today."
"Oh, really? What is the horse's name, gender, timing,
and whatare you going to...
You know you're leading a sad life when a nymphomaniac
tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Won the lottery
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway,
and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted
at the top...
Dear STAFF ,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.
Man that is ugly.
I wonder if this gives John any ideas? :lol:
.A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of...
If you're worrying about how to invest your money with Wall Street and the economy being so unstable, here is some guidance.
If you had...
Would love to have that shotgun.:yes:
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield ...........
Because he said ....
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
Stop repeat offenders don't re-elect them
if you can read this i can hit my brakes and sue you
watch out for the idiot behind me
Hope you have a great day.:up:
Wow Marty, you ought to get on the Grizzly bear artificial insemination team. :lol:
This guy is crazy. :lol:
YouTube - ?????? ? ?????? ????? ? ??????? * Water Slide Jump * Full version
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said,"I want to be a movie star.
" Tall, handsome and, with experience on...
Thanks for the heads up.
:woot: Dolphin football tonight.
Jamal hold out for more money Fletcher and Eric wasted pick Kumerow. Both top picks.
Man tough choice, but I would take the white jersey.:yes:
Chips and bean dip
Peanuts and Pepsi
I will take some of Mike's jerkey
:omg: Now who can I send a pair of those.. :lol:
Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their
relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.
Cash for clunkers.
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
Hope you have a great birthday. :party::happybday:
Voted B and A.
I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Way to go Pagan.:up: Great pictures, love the mustang. :yes:
Two old guys were chatting..... One said to the other:
"My 70th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy responded: "Wow,...
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility,
and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private
:lol: That was good.
Thanks Mark and thank your girlfriend too.
All are great. :up:
YouTube - One Honest Home Shopper
Ever wondered about
Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
guts or balls, but do you really...
I like the jersey. :yes:
Hope you both have a great day.:up:
Marsha goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing
her husband had been able to join her. Upon arriving,
she meets a very attractive tall...
Hope you have a great day. [IMG]
Happy Birthday. I hope you have a great day.:up:
A married couple walked in to a Jamaican sandal shop. The proprietor
said to them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be
Rich was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray...
:lol: Great stuff. I wonder where they got their law degree's?
Good to hear. :up: I hope we don't have any hold outs this year.
Two Columbia Yuppies, neighbors for years, were constantly
trying to "out-status" each other. The first man mentioned
that his daughter had...
Maury and Pauly were in the bar again, and Pauly was relating
his quandry: "I don't know what decision I should make. I'm
Hope you have a great day. :woot::happybday:
Will remember to do so, Mal. It was posted by a friend at a humor group and he didn't post a source.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the...
A class of five-year old students are learning to read.
One of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a...
If you don't believe a dog is man's best friend, try this experiment:
Put your spouse (or significant other) and your dog in the trunk of your...
A salesman came across a house that had a large number of cars
parked outside it. Intrigued, he stopped and decided to sell his
If you're going to ride in a sidecar why not make it a really cool sidecar?
I bet that's what Francois Knorreck said to himself when he...
Two rednecks, Bubba and Rob were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
Rob says to Bubba, "Have you seen the beautiful girls is...
#3 is the one that drives me crazy. :tantrum:
Dan was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and
had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming camping
trip because his wife wouldn't...
Hope he leads us to another great year.:up:
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked...
Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by...
All were great.:up: I wish I could do something that good.
:party::danceline: Hope you have a great Birthday.
Hope you have a great Birthday.:up:
Hope you had a great day. [IMG]
Two ministers died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's...
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69".
"What the hell is that?" asks...
A commercial property owner has three shops in a row, all for rent.
The first prospective lessee shows up, and says he wants to rent the
You will always be FFIC to me. :yes:
My wife just came into the livingroom and I hit the fly swatter button and she told me to take it outside. :lol:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
Happy Birthday, I hope you both have a great day.:party::danceline::happybday:
According to a member of a group that reenacts the Civil War, serving in the artillery. As a mounted unit, we have several horses, and theyalways...
YouTube - Comercial - Siemens Mobile (cabeção de ar)
A guy was having trouble satisfying his wife, so he went to his
buddy at work for advice. "Listen," said the inept guy,
"I know you always...
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of
bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since...
I wouldn't, i'm to pretty to end up with a room mate not of my choice.
Hope you had a great birthday. :danceline::happybday:
Two merging galaxies called NGC 2207 and IC 2163 in the distant Canis Major Constellation.
Starry night, a halo of light around a star in the milky way.
The Sombrero Galaxy 28 million light years from Earth.
Mike thanks for lettings us know how things were going. You and your family will be in my prayers. Believe in the power of prayer.
Visiting family and baby animals. :yes:
Burnout international United States, Europe and Iraq
YouTube - Burnout international (United States, Europe, Iraq!)
Enjoyed this, Thanks. :up:
Hope you had a good one. :party::happybday:
Hope you have a great day. [IMG]
The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the
man a shot. 'No way! No needles! I hate needles,' the
patient said. The Dentist starts to...
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes..
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to...
Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was forthem to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a...
A man goes up to Jill at a bar and says to her, "I've got a condom with
your name on it."
Jill says to him, "You must be mistaken my name's...
A group of one hundred freshmen from McGill University each contributed
10 bucks to the kitty. When the money was collected, they drew lots to...
A man and his wife were watching a TV program on Psychology, when the man
turned to his wife and said, "I bet you can't tell me something that...
I would rather Jason be a Dolphin than a patsy.
Hope you had a great day.:party::happybday:
Isn't watching football and the draft suppose to be in the prenuptal agreement? j/k
Draft day is marked on the calender and my wife doesn't...
Eric Kumerow= bust. I wanted the phins to take Chris Spielman that year.
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
'What's the matter?' he asks.
My wife is an RN and she printed that one out for the nurses at work. :yes:
YouTube - bulletproof vest test
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a...
I loved the surprised look on Simon's face. I myself was expecting them to embarrass themself.
I seen on my MSN home page that the pirates vow revenge after the U. S. rescue. They need to go in and clean that mess up. At least arm the cargo...
Happy Easter to all. Hope you have a great day.
Voted. :up: It was tough just to pick 10 girls. :yes:
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman...
Man they couldn't pay me enough to be out there. :no:
Honk If You Love Jesus
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker.
At a bar, a drunk says to a girl, "Excuse me but I think you
owe me a drink."
"You’re so ****ing ugly that I dropped mine when I saw...
When the doctor pulled down Johnston's pants, he was shocked to
discover that his ***** was a mangled wreck. "Jesus!" he couldn't
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the...
Happy Birthday. :up:
Happy Birthday, Freestyle. Hope you have a good one.:up:
An atheist professor was teaching a college class at Alabama and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God,...
20 years married
A couple that had been married for 20 years, every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.
A hooker comes along and says...
She would have to pay me. :yes:
Hope you had a great day.:up:
After a relaxing bath Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror.
Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was...
:party::happybday: Hope you have a great birthday.:up:
A girl says to her boyfriend, "I read a study that said 90 percent of
all men masturbate in the shower and the other 10 percent sing."...
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, 'I have a...
Letter from the Boss,
As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have accepted
the fact that Barack Obama is our new President,...
Flip, never heard flick off used.
The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemyTerritory.
To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number fromThe nearby...
This clock is pretty cool, it has a lot of information on it.
Why would you film yourself doing illicit things?
Sure would like to have a mustang like yours.:wink2:
I told my wife when she finished school and got her RN licence, I would buy her a new car. Besides the tranny was going out and I didn't want to...
Calphin, i'm so sorry to hear this. :sad: You and your wife will be in my prayers and thoughts.
Wow, 6600 yahtzee. I thought 375 was the highest score a person could get. Is there a secret bonus? That is a high score that won't be broken.
That thing is huge. Another reason to say out of the water.:wink2:
Have a good one.
I would have that removed.. Talk about displacement.
1- indoor plummbing
3-phone (cell phone)
6-advanced medical technology
7-toiltet paper (try being without that)
Hope you have a great birthday. :happybday::danceline:
Hope you had a great day.
:lol::lol: Good stuff.
This man wanted to have sex with a girl, in his office... but she
belonged to someone else... One day the man got so frustrated that he
After not having sex for years, a woman begins to get more and more upset so she decided to seek help from an oriental sex therapist.
I like the hat.:up:
I bought me an orange dolphin hat off QVC about five years ago and it is my favorite hat.
Happy Birthday. :up:
Hope you have a great day.:party:
The only cow in a small town near Newcastle stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow in
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other
day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day,
he brought a small sign that read,...
This is a hubble telescope ultra deep field infrared view of countless entire
galaxies billions of light years away.
One big snake.
YouTube - One Big Snake
That thing is huge. Man I hate snakes.
Glad to hear this.:up:
Hope you have a great Birthday.
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's
Morals kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several...
Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old buddy Johnny,
"How come you aren't married?"
Johnny: "I haven't found the right woman yet."...
Hope you had a great day.
An elderly Irishman walks into a pub in Dublin, orders
three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the
room, drinking a sip out of each one...
Students in an Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last
question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk, worth 70 points...
hree Jet fans and three Dolphin fans are traveling by train to a
game. At the station, the three Jet fans each buy tickets
and watch as the...
My car didn't make either of the lists. :up:
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young...
Hope you have a great day. :party::happybday:
One night this guy and his date were about to go into his apartment, but
before he could open his door she said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how...
Hope you had a great day, Crunch.
The Smith's & the Jone's were playing poker one evening. Mr. Smith accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table...
50th Wedding Anniversary Surprise
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together.
Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a...
:lol: He spends a lot of money on a meal he never gets.:yes:
Here are two that want out of the snow.
I use to pray for snow, just so I could ski. :up: