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I broke it with an ill-timed Donkey punch!
You just made my day with this group of shots!
Was that the night Lucky tore the seat out of his Robin outfit?
At least her face doesn't look like a sponge.
I like to eat them with a good chianti.
Has it been raining in your area? That stirs em up and send em indoors. Also if you are in an apartment...
Me either, but I do hear that the beer is cold, the women are hot and the HD TVs are as big as skyscrapers.
We ruined his garden and he's left us to our own devices down here to tend to it. our rewards do not exist here, on Earth, they exist after we...
Logic and Religion are impossible bedfellows. It's a matter of one's personal beliefs.
Great theme song!
The actions and consequences of others should not cause you to lose faith. Question it? Yes. Lose it? No. I've recently re-united with the...
No matter how hard I tried! W?T?F?
Matthew Modine is a reporter now?
It's highly under-rated.
When are you running for Mayor of DC?
Agreed! I just couldn't get into the story, the effects were cool, even though they were a little cheesy, but the magic of the...
She should have offered him a handjob, that's all they really want. They're just like us.
Between my last post and this one we paint a bleak picture for the lad!
Whatever it is try to go that direction in your life. Even if it's not feasible as a career, find something that brings you close to it and makes...
What would you do every day if you didn't need to worry about money?
I have no idea. But you're 16 years old. You have time to figure things out, and more than likely you'll change your mind another 10 times...
Keep it up ya hippy!
I am truly touched. No homo.
I little pepper spray or restraining order never stopped me! :up:
I've learned through dating, now that I'm single, that it's also effective against me. :pity:
Or vice versa! :no:
This is why the right to arm bears needs to be added to the constitution!
I've thought she was hot since The Professional.....wait, did I say too much?
Bandit: This is how it starts, but when things get wild you can switch to the shocker!
Henne: Sweet tip, you have a sister?
That's the only reason I do it. I pass two cars and 38 cows on the ride home, that is if there's traffic.
Yeah, but it only counts if you get caught. And it's safer than eating and driving, you ever eat a taco while driving?
And while driving home from work. I love having a 'roadie' and living in the country allows me indulge in one nightly on the drive home. Get the...
Dayum! Looks great, I was wondering if they'd pull it off, it the trailer is any indication they sure as hell have!
And keeps a steady flow of beer and empties the bedpan regularly as well.
YouTube- Dust in the Wind - Kansas
FU Mor! I got a good buzz on and now I need to drive to pick this freaking game up!
So it's cool I have the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants Box set and I'm single?
Edit: Oh crap! I hit the submit reply box!
All is well at the moment. The wife actually contacted me via facebook last week, violating the 'no-contact' order the court placed on her. She...
Using egg whites and oil I hope.
One of the two is ok, just not both.
Posting solo-soft core porn vids on youtube does not an acting career make.
Actually sheep vagina.
or the 'West Virginia Taco' as it more commonly referred to.
This! I tell 'em knock the horns off, wipe it's *** and throw it on the plate.
I'm thinking of the priest in Caddyshack.
For Gish he'll take your number if you can eat a piece of rice in one bite. Dood or not.
For real? I rub my bottle daily and never saw that come out.
Absolutely not. I ROFLMMFAO'd at it and even that is acceptable.
Never saw that in FB's TOS. :pity:
*Opie was here*
...you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about....
They don't attach a dollar value to your nuts dude.
And bring back a bag of thumbs like the old Wallachian voevods!
He'd lose all those bourbon soaked Man-pons!
You mean bro.
Stop dude, he's already scared enough.
Sorry couldn't resist. :wink2:
NP. I really think they want to take you into the woods and bury you up to your neck, spill honey over your head and let the ants eat you. But I...
I received a call when my wife was released. My parents were the victims of CC fraud recently and were called when the guy who committed the...
WTF? Ignore Bigbry he's been anally drinking 40 oz OEs again! But for God's sake he does need your protection!
Via con dios brother! We are all in your debt! Get your *** back home safe and sound!
I hear you on that. I enjoyed soling too, but it took a while to build my character to where he would be successful. In GWII I understand that...
LMAO! West Virginia?
Yeah, we were trolling for midgets dammit! :angry:
I went to a ****hole in WPB called The Mermaid as one stop on my Bachelor party night and there was a one legger there. I saw that and...
And a rogue Mafioso who pissed off a lot of people and made tons of gay jokes at his friends expense.
For some reason I can't see your work my Scottish friend.
Imagine those two together 5 years ago, without the prima donna egos.
you can ****ing say that again
this is true
I totally suck!
as a beverage and a seasoning
41.5) depends on how moist the fart is
Unless you are in a court of law.
Drinking and driving is not smart.
Getting away with it, however......:shifty:
38) The 5 second rule does not apply when eating a burrito at the beach. Ever.
Saw it last night. Great 'Zombie' flick but with an awesome interpretation. We 'knew' the zombies, making it very personal.
I just got done...
Cornbread or cornholed, in prison you get a choice.
...and deserve the herpes that you end up getting.
Ha! Ha! I remember you, you jerk!
21) When eating hot wings and drinking beer wash your hands very well before taking a leak.
10) If you are eating Taco Bell and it's going to be daylight soon you have had a fun night.
Son of a ....:angry:
Alright good one you bastich! :pointlol:
Send them back a picture message of your nutsack. Got them to stop bugging me.
She'da punted yer sorry ***.
Romancing the Bone
This is true, but like any girl whoever dated you, you're going to have to settle for less.
:up: I'm a Finfan, giving up is not in my blood!
Feels like 20.
Yeah I dunno what happened there. I was ready to react but I stayed my hand despite wanting to lash back.
How many years have I hated you?
And taters! Thanks brother. I feel like I am on my way to being a 'complete' person. I've never felt whole, always been something missing. My...
And more so, this whole thing came to a head over Good Friday to Easter Sunday. What better time of the year to experience a rebirth of any sort?
The first mass I attended upon moving out here, with my parents, with whom I have had a strained relationship, especially with my...
To be honest I didn't know where to post this. I thought here because I have had an epiphany of a sort and I do think, no, I believe that i was...
lol Jimmy V2.0 has launched.
Don't sweat it Kenny. many of us have know each other for quite a few years now. We've seen each other up and down and become friends. One day...
:pointlol: Stryper! Don't worry my taste in music and women remains the same.
Wat? Yeah, real life can trump any E-drama any day. lol
Saw the post on FB, had to pass it on.
Born again, no. Reborn better than I was before yes. Don't worry I won't bring a witch hunt with me in Sept. lol
You know me too well.
Which will mean 0 if we don't net a Super Bowl during their tenure. There's no guarantee we would have got one with Brees/Saban either. Me? I'm...
Huh. I know the actual divorce will be painful, they always are no matter the circumstances. And like I said I know my journey isn't over yet I...
I **** you not bro, it took everything I had not to swing back. Everything. I don't condone hitting women by any means but when you are getting...
Small step? More like a leap. What do you think of the chain of events that rushed me along? I was raised Catholic, became a skeptic as an...
Pic or it ain't true.
Thanks all, I'm touched (no homo) and I've made it through the worst (I hope) of it. My decision to almost end my life wasn't a decision, it was...
Been a while since I walked.
I was close.
I understand (I think) that Zen Buddists believe that want is the source of all unhappiness, but I cannot help but want. I have always wanted and...
Hey all, I've missed you dearly, and although it's been my own fault that I haven't been here I just needed some time away.
I've been through...
you complete me
Night of the Giving Head
V for Vagina
Full Metal Dildo
American History XXX
****ing Sarah Marshall
The 40 Year Old Hooker
A Wet Dream on Elm Street
Kiss the Girl's *****
The Boner Collector
The Amityville Whorehouse
Mocking the wolf kids?
The Hills have Boobs
I hope Lucky wrote all that down.
Yeah your original concept was very offensive. I still have the proof you sent me.
She probably wanted a pony instead. Who the hell conceptualized that cover and are they still serving time?
He's explaining who Lawrence Taylor is to her.
Wish in one hand, **** in the other. We need to rethink the way we do business in America if we want to get out of this hole that we're in....
Ugh, sorry to hear it. Just went through a major shakeup myself which started with losing a job. Finally started working again after a few...
Dude! Looks like a lady!
I think that's an Early King Diamond record.
I know Lucky...
Me too dude!
Wait, Mor is Nica.....ya, same thing.
It was invented in Puerto Rico, only ended up in Mexico cause some Mexican Dude married one and brought it home thinking it was a pretty...
Puerto Ricans, actually, you just called Mexicans Puerto Ricans. Duck!
Er, two, actually.
A walkthrough as led by Rex Ryan.
Someone please ban anymore Twilight episodes.
Big Ben? Is that you?
She should take an alcohol abuse class. Wasting good beer like that. :pity:
A reverse wedgie in front of everyone would have been both humiliating and painful without the possibility of a concussion.
I was born and raised as a Catholic and through the years I drifted away from the Church and from God. All that changed recently as I went...
You are prolly right.
Mrs Fin D likes Mercedes?
The red piping is the shiznit on the interior!
I am so sad right now. The very thought of a porn-free has shattered me.
Accusation or not I feel it has no place in a thread where fans are saying goodbye to someone that touched their lives musically. I posted my...
One of my first concerts was RJD on the Last in Line tour, Rough Cutt opened up for him. It was a hell of a show, lasers, mechanical...
Good second outing the allusions to the upcoming Avengers movie were very strong.
This one should be copied by each and every one of you.
It will come in handy during the season when we can troll some Jets boards and mock them!...
I sure hope this is **** and not a candy bar!
I love Italian food! :yes:
Should have been the other way around.
Oh crap did I just hit 'Submit Reply'?
I heard he jumped in the ocean and got stuck.
How long has it been 10 years or so since the first one? I loved the original and will definitely give this one a lookee look. As I wait for...
Listen to these two guys, violence begets violence and for you to get involved in that manner will complicate things, escalate the situation and...
Damn, I hate **** like this. Plenty of good cops out there, but an ******* like this guy gives them all a bad name.
Can't wait to see how long it takes her to pass the Bar exam.
RIP FF, you gave many Nerds their first fapping material. After the Sears catalog, that is.
I hate you.
You cannot sit by and let this happen. Alerting the authorities may 'ruin' her family, but it may also save her life, or at least save her from...
You were warned! :pointlol:
The last thing you've been exposed to is chastity.
I never knew!
It's based off an old Atari game!
Please don't click the spoiler. Please!
Wuh-wuh-welcome to the fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-forums!
So what happens if it decides it likes dick now? Would it be a gay dude?
Oh my, I took an innocent thread and made it LL material. Pagan would be proud! :pointlol:
It's like trying to convince Beavis and Butthead.
Tough crowd John.
Dale DaBone is the new Batman?
YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.
I wish Sam Kinison was still alive to comment on this during his next tour. :(
I get to be Jabba!
Found the one I really wanted. Sisterhood of the Unraveling Pants.
Good choice IMO. In Star Trek they did an amazing job of casting him as Pine's Father.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants!
Thought it was a Lesbo flick! :mad:
Wrong. You know I don't wear pants.
Alls well that ends well I guess. Hell of a story bro. I think I'dve **** my pants if I had that happen to me.
Would you pay to bump uglies with Mizz Bryant?
In any case, if Dez can make himself a solid player and have a great career he'll end...
Just got done watching it. First off, what the **** is wrong German People? The movie starts off with the typical horror storyline, two girls,...
If I wasn't babysitting my two nieces (3 and 5) I would already be watching. :shifty: My sister would kick my *** if they saw that.
Um, watch the trailer closely, if you ain't the first guy then you are eating **** the rest of your life.
On Demand? If it's showing on Comcast's On Demand I am so there tonight.
Edit: Oh yes, it is On Demand in my area! :)
Admit it!?! He Twitters it every time it happens!
Soundtrack looks awesome. Some songs:
That Smell - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Tush - ZZ Top
Last in Line - Dio
And as an ATM movie fan as well this goes double!
...I want a bag of what the writer smoked when he came up with this. Wow. Looks horrifying.
Passing on of them is called 'Having a Brady Moment'.
Nah, you'd marry it!
Keep the Suntrust and take the Costco job for extra money you lazy jackoff! Then you'll be physically tired, mentally tired and your wife and kid...
It would just verify my thoughts that bourbon is an elixir made by God himself!
Bill Cosby FTW!!!! I had all those old LPs!
How? Obviously it's a Dragon! :shifty:
Not even in the Rep Power 160 club yet.
Bout time ya n00b!
I would normally pick the Patsies, but I think the Jets will be out for blood this year, and we have had epic battles through the ages.
As a Catholic I am embarrassed by those who believe that tripe.
Must be one huge Turkey!
Gotta take off guys.
I'll be back.
Meh, looks like a wuss.
This. Fantastic song.
I can't fap to this!
Seems to me he lost his urge to compete on a high level and would rather chase the beaver. Rapist or not, we don't the whole truth there, if he...
Hostel and Hostel 2 have been rewatched by me recently.
Love them both, the first for it's shock value and the sheer horror of the story. Those...
You said it was hypnotic, like an upside down cobra.
I'll wear pants next time I call in.
Best. Out of context. Quote. Ever.
I told you not to use them as a napkin!
I like the external because I have three computers on my desk, I can hook it up to any of them and access the info on the fly.
Good times Chris! You blew me away with In Living Color.
Amazing that we're talking Terrabytes now, isn't it? I love my XHD, I keep all my personal stuff (including porn) on it. Was easy to keep the...
The join the elite of the elite.
Forgot about this group. :lol:
Err, they actually look more like a couple of majones!
Cool beans sick.
Welcome migrant! Don't take my yob!
Yeah Gapper, lots of thoughts and prayers. You're urine is on my mind.
Hello? Hey Tom, just wanted you to know that your title as gayest QB in the NFL is going to be
seriously threatened this year! What's...
Welcome, we're all big fans of Pagan around here. Except Gish, he don'ta likea the goils!
Hey Dom, hope all is well!
Do Rex Ryan in a Grimace uniform if you want to stay in the AFCE!
You know you're getting old when you need your ears checked.
Dolphins rule and Jets suck?
This is perhaps the saddest thing I have ever heard. :(
All you mother****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little...
I beg to differ. When you have lost everything you will realize just how powerful that line really is.
It is not until you have lost everything that you are free to do anything. - Fight Club
You cruise by a high school and are more interested in the mommies than the daughters.
You fall asleep while fapping.
You match an old movie like...
Lateral move IMHO.
It's better on the way out, they're all emotional and vulnerable, it's like the lion taking down the sick gazelle, a sure thing.
Picking up girls outside of the Lighthouse for the Blind has grossly inflated his numbers too. He should show more class and pick them up at...
How many Gigs of porn does it take to offset the 'Nerd' title?
I'm a nerd too. Nowhere near as hawt as theMor, nor as Lucky as Lucky, but I'm a damn sight cooler than Sick and Big E, the metrosexual odd couple.
Remember what we did to those pirates last year? Hand over the money or it's a head-shot on high seas FTW!
I would show it to every hottie I came across, promise them the world for some freaky outlandish sex (on film, of course) bang as many broads as I...
Since the face biting incident all my visitor privileges were revoked.
The institution finally got a computer.
That's crazy, if they had combined it instead you would have found Nirvana!
I see you've never watched tom & Jerry. :pity:
Get a dog!
Impossible, he wasn't sitting down.
The only that would make this funnier is if the quantity of Jets Fans that got tasered was more.
Let's look at what happened to the winner of the AFCE from last year. We fell, and we fell pretty hard. The Sophomore slump will hurt, they'll...
Yes, thank you Indy. You made my year.
Just from the waist down.
Sorry about Grandpa, bro. :sad:
No, as long as the Colts don't rest their starters for the Super Bowl. :shifty:
Took a breather. Yeah, got banned from MW. j/k
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Oh dear, no.
My wife once made the cover of PMS Monthly. Beat that.
Written on the back of every marriage license.
Santa sucks ***.
Couple shirts, my annual hat, a Ricky Williams bobblehead and a Ted Ginn action figure with realistic ball dropping hands.
Ya got me there, I was swatting flies from around my face during the jungle scenes, it looked so real. :pointlol:
Funny and ironic, I see your...
Welcome! Which spice girl are you? My former mother in law wanted to be a Spice Girl, I told her the name Old Spice was already copyrighted.
Welcome. I hope they told you to bring your own Prozac.
Why is that funny? Everyone knows that **** rolls downhill, that's why the poor SOB who gets abused at the office all day goes home to terrorize...
Really? I was freaking floored, of course it was the 3D one I saw, not sure if you saw it like that.
Forget the politics, much like District 9, this was a scathing look at humanity and how we would deal with an alien race. Forget Star Trek, and...
I will dedicate tonight to this thread and give it the attention it deserves. :lol:
No AVP: Requiem?
I will use yellow toilet paper all week in honor of this game and your cause.
Happy Belated! Sorry I missed this. Is there any punch or pie left?
Avatar in 3d.
Wow, very intense, great attention to detail. The storyline was somewhat generic and predictable, but the visuals were stunning.
Not bat guano on a stick, that will make you really sick.
That was painless.
You kidding me? You visiting Afghanistan?
That, and an unhealthy addiction to prune juice.
It's you, isn't it? :shifty:
You're dead to me. :no:
This just goes to show how freaking dumb, we, as men, are. :pity: Especially on-line.
Threesome time! :pointlol: j/k guys! Stop throwing crap at me!
Give her the Yule log.
So does he.
Might be time to convert.
So, what happens next? Are you going to unwrap your Christmas present early? Will you stuff her stocking after you slide down her chimney? Any...
Sounds like an episode of 1 1/2 Men.
Hehe, way late, but better late than never!
Ooops! Late to the party! Happy Birthday!
That's 11 1/2 months a years.
I'm 40 in Feb you young ****s!
Say hi to Bubba.
I know. :sad:
Isn't that a Country song?
Good point on the possible need for emergency medical attention. Have you seen the doctors over there?
I feel so violated.
Found one with a hottie! ;)
This is true, Metal and Christianity never saw to eye to eye. Unless you count Stryper. Please don't. :shifty: Oh you mean the 'alternative...
Way to make us look like a bunch of mamma's boys by manning up.....:shifty:....bad choice of words?
I'm on Yavin 4.
I listened to a couple cuts from the samples in the link. Always thought RH was one of the best pure metal singers. Ever. That scream in...
I am so ashamed that someone logged in to my account and posted those comments in this thread under my profile.
Think she bought it?
You kids screwed it up with your MTV and uncovered nipples! :tongue2: Let's just all be glad that Lawrence Welk ain't around to perform.
Imagine that. He'll be like, 'Yay! Britney Spears is doing the Super Bowl halftime show!' Little Zach will be *****ing about why the Undead...
When you're getting close to 40 nine years ago was recent. Relatively speaking.
Gives you guys time to play naked twister, it's cool, besides Limp Bizkit redid 'Behind Blue Eyes' recently, doesn't that make you want to see the...
I don't feel so depraved, if it has a name, it's not that bad.
The only thing he could for 30+ years is a life sentence.
Besides, could 50 cent carry the show?
I guess the whole point of the protest is the fact that the NFL has been promoting 'family values' and since wardrobemalfunctiongate they have...
Aw ****, what have I done? :pity:
The Rob Halford of JP, my favorite metal band as a kid?
I gotta get this!
For the record, I did not write that!
And I've seen a woman naked. I used to shower with my sister.
:shifty: Or did I?
I was researching this for you as well and I discovered that having less than 700 rep can sometimes cause these pains. :wink2:
I heard it too and got quite the laugh. I think it was as we were approaching halftime.