Separate names with a comma.
Must resist filling in the ********
Huh! I didnt know McLovin was the horses butt.
Water isn't free! Do you realize how many Almonds you have squeeze to fill up that glass?
Got it with a promise to stay on our roster, then we cut him because you just cant trust a guy like that.
Well done D.
FinD, the thread starter dislikes optimism. He completely understands blind optimism.
Paint on grass that Hartline would trip over.
No Sam, you passed out three times but woke up twice.
There are people making it sound as tho we have completely lost home field advantage.
Perhaps the home record the next few years will tell the...
The people paying for those seats will enjoy the hell out of um.
People complaining simply cant afford them. Its called jealousy.
No, her cervix talks. Probably like McLovin in short bursts of putdowns and jokes.
Okay, hiring Sick now makes sense.
Again I must say, oddly arousing.
I'm thinking that clown tries the downspout next.
Never go full Sick
Yeah Sick you dummy
Thats what she said.
No, its your computer.
Let me in to your computer so I can fix it.
The Ross Stadium will be perfect in every way.......end of story.
Finally, finally some confirmation.
It all makes sense now.
assistant to the assistant to the assistant managing the Releigh Prostitutes on Big Wheels.
Congrats Sick! if its good for your family then you are doing the right thing.
oh and congrats on finding a way to personally **** up a Pats fan...
Did some research:
the final candidates for the position were :
bickety-turns out he didnt trust a Pats fan but thought the money was right...
McLovin hired Sick??? hahahahahahahahahahaha
You called me a word!!!!
Pictures are far better....
One word, WestVirginia
Of course it makes sense.
Pump up the crowd all you want,any way you want, it wont make any difference whatsoever, if the team doesn't win....
Recently, with extreme anger, then I call a time out.
I was forced to stop the movie at the 10Minute mark FinD. I need time to get over my reaction to the Greatest.Movie. Ever.
I will resume later, I...
Mesh these two posts together.
Thats all we will ever need to know about anyone from West Virginia.
aaaaaand thats the end of the internets.
Ever get the feeling a trap is ahead?
Hey man I love dogs.
Now if you want to talk about horses....
What can I say, tightest *** ever!
I was wrong, sorry.
Have a great holiday.
Its rookie weekend time when those that think a few drinks and cars mix well together...be safe.
Actually, it wasnt about you.....
See what I meant about Sick?
Impeccable timing CO.Dolfan, considering what I made Maynard do with one this week.
BTW, FinD already admitted to being one of the people in this picture.
You wanna know just how much?
I thought so...
Sick could come in here and make this place funny...thats how pathetic.
McLovin, a Patriots...
1st step of the twelve step program.
Has ANYONE considered the balls feelings during this controversy?
So you stand behind my Mom?
Thanks for the support, she gots that horrible case of Gonorrhea, syphilis and something else.
And they call me a Bills fan
My Momma says I'm healthy.
At least I look happy.
And I got moves.
Reportedly weighing contracts with the Buffalo Bills and NY Jets.
Oh boy, as I feared
Andrew Ruck is going to make a purse out of Belicheats chins.
Does that sound like a bad thing?
Well, at least you got that going for ya.
With a new HC thats gonna start eating the Pats lunch
Oh sure, she can prepare a terrific Thanksgiving meal.
No of these could. Do you care?
Looks like Bills retain Schwartz.
You got to know if Ryan can raid anyone from the Jets, he will.
Fill in a few holes and off to the races.
And Dennis Thurman DC
The Bills are tired of being bottom feeders and take a big chance. Rex will not come cheap.
The Dolphins just wallow in their own bodily waste.
Bills get a coach that players actually play for.
Watch their draft and FA period.
They already were just a few pieces away from serious contention.
Ravens up 21-14 at the half.
McLovin getting queasy.
But be honest here, he has lost a step or two.
Brady gets into the face of an official in a big way, and no flag.....imagine that.
IMO, live to play another day scenario.
I saw very little effort in the playoff game where he would put himself in danger.
Three QB's later,...
Get into Philbins doghouse and you are not playing.
If there is a good reason, no problem but the rest is indicative of a petty High School coach
raughing my *** off
Ravens came out last week ready for blood.
If they do the same the Pats go down.
Any $ in it?
Oh stop it!
A lifetime contract for Philbin will only better the team in the long run.
It works 100% of the time 50% of the time.
I wish I could respond to you but I have no idea what you said.
When you look around the table and wonder who the momo is and you cant tell, then you are the momo.
Now you've done it!
You've gone and hurt my feelings.
Listen, last warning!
Use "clown" in a derogatory way again and Yeah, I will own your dreams at night.
With just a slight hint of orange piping.
8-8 in a Beautiful Stadium......ohhhhhhhh yes the possibilities.
Oh please dont tell us about that monthly 55gal. drum of lube again.
Are you saying I have comic football knowledge?
I know her.
You mean I can join at any time?
I thought you had to get an invite.
You have my thoughts today Jt
That ruins everything.
In the name of Meyer I rebuke you Saban
Get outta here Saban
DWIGHT STEPHENSON and ROY FOSTER.
Do it I dare ya.
Look into the mirror and say his name three times.
Now ya just showing off.
Guys, its FinO, he has no idea what he did.
You got married at the age of 12?
Wait one damn second!!!!
When have you ever deferred an argument?
Or like weak links in the chain of command?
1st however you must recognize the weak link.
I hope Sparano takes the Bills job.
Just minutes ago Ross was informed by Philbin that the team did not make the playoffs.
All of 8 games...we are sooooo awesome!
I'll take those odds.....lmao
I wouldnt be so certain
Goofy gonna Goofy
Anyone saying less is not a fan. That is what Bpk is saying.
Ross is a football Genius.
I say draft the player that fits your scheme, which likely would mean moving down and collecting draft pics in the process.
Give Lazor a raise and hire Rex for more money then Philbin.
Trust me when I say, one simply does not just hover over a ban button.
I cant go any furthur
By Paraplegic you mean A cups.
I just hope he can work with Harbaugh.
He has balls!......I like balls.
Dancing with the Stars
I cant blame anyone for laughing
Not for my taste. Balls out!!!! Go for it!
Its apparent now, especially since Philbin has been retained, that Ross gave every assurance to Lazor he would be secure.
Ross gave Philbin a...
Landry has taken some big hits in his rookie campaign.
Its been a long time since I've seen a rookie with his skill set just bounce back up after...
So by pointing that out it steers the conversation back to Philbin hate, right...got it.
Exactly why Philbin is being retained.
No other reason IMO.
LOL, I think a long time season ticket holder has the right to say what he wants.
(Not just one season ticket)
I predicted an 8-8 season.
No disappointment, sadness here.
Now, before your mom has you do your chores ask me why.
I don't drink and Its apparent you aren't old enough to drink.
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
If Lazor leaves then Philbin will have to find someone from within.
No one will come in to that situation.
Maybe you can take it Piston
Go Lazor GO!!!!!!!!!
I could never understand Korean.
If you say so.
Ross could ****can Phibin right now and give Lazor a shot. Hire a OC to really be a QB coach to further T-Hills skills.
It would make sense and...
Sooooooo, its rumored Kim Jong-un and Joe Philbin are very good friends.
Relatively being the key word.
According to Muck in the other thread the decision to keep Philbin was made before today's game.
Then why would you play chess with someone playing HHHippos?
I cant watch wanting the Dolphins to lose but, I would like to see the entire roster playing.
Lets see what we have. Who knows maybe someone...
He can be rockin a Super Man symbol on his chest. Human nature is what it is.
Sent a message is what he did.
Wasn't it the Ravens game that he...
Careful now Sick.
No way they were winning in Pats land and you know it.....Philbin knew it.
Why play when you are unhappy with the way things are going. Its a testimony to his unhappiness towards the Staff overall. He mailed it in.
Nothing beats real game time experience.
But if you have a HC that thinks he can stick by winning meaningless games then he will field the...
Kim Jong-uns Christmas wish..... Warmart in North Korea.
Sick, stick a fork in him.
So who has final say?
Sit alone and cut myself.
Keep saying that, you might believe it.
Ive got all 47 videos in that series.
Ross in a Santa suit
Now do 4 for Philbin
Thats only the day the official announcement will be made. Decision has already been made.
And of course there is the old understanding where the real loser in any debate throws insults 1st.
Winning? Its overrated.
Please, this man is a football genius.
Not enough hazing.
Sam a Bears fan too?
The old misdirection while I take this guys watch.
Ohhhh, the memories....
I need to find two giant balls.
The Owner of the Miami Dolphins.
All your moves will be made fun/applauded here in typical Lounge fashion.
Those cats were funny yesterday.
So we split this year.
I'll take it!
Saw him in chat today, he seemed alright.
Is 41 enough?
ban him! Ban him to hell!!!!
Thats the sign of the beginning of the end.
But that tells the story.
Good nite all
There ya go McLovin...CiF approved
Not watching cheerleaders
McLovin has mental problems...he cant help it
That was funny
McLovin-famous in chat
Its the only thing Philbin knows how to do
BAN HIM NOW!!!!!
He is Okay for a troll
Damn! Perfect pass
You have brought another case study into this discussion.
Perfect description from a communist about his own party.
For awhile there I thought you were talking about me, but you didn't mention the size of my feet and my propensity of tripping over them.
With the limited body for case study of "rhythm" he has had, T-Hill demonstrated play making ability.
He has hope people, he has hope!
Thats how I know Ross is a clown.
Most likely true.
See how easy and fun this is....
And with that CiF takes the long dirt nap due to Hepatorenal syndrome.
RIP CiF. I hope all the skank you been nailing can go on without you.
Whoever it is, is selling them to be installed in Mobile homes.
Because we would get tired of that type of loser as well.
Yeah champ, the Dolphins nor the Patriots are winning the Super Bowl this season.
I agree with that.
1/2 brain dead, 1/2 liver dead, #5 in world in whatever you can imagine you are today.
Did you see your stepdad when you went thru the Appalachian Mountains?
Too good to exercise? I see the problem now.
Exercise, it helps
Just walk the 2 miles ya wimp.
I'm guessing the West Virginia Alcoholics Anonymous meetings serve deep fried possum bites and shine for a refresher.
I like Sicks post better,
His post was short and to the point.
Yours CK, was long thick and very painful.
Yeah, I'm saying what you think...
CiF gotta be on the crack pipe
if you dont count the goat
I smell a rat.
Bury yourself alive.
Thats not what you said earlier.
The 2nd one was the one that owned your heart, or did you mean "pwned"???????
Leave the Clown hate outta this please.
The popular male and female version.
The other side looks like, well, use your imagination.
True, I cant bowl worth a damn.
Pretty sure its for hillbilly trailer trash.
Thats right lmeister, stick a fork in them....
Patriots are going down this week faster then Ginger Lynn on John Holmes.
Its up to the players and their support of Philbin/Lazor/Coyle.
I'm guessing we go down by even just 10 points and the players start to pack...
Need money for more cinder blocks?
Not a problem
not a problem
Where have I heard this before?
Another W. Virginia home on cinder blocks, imagine that....
Your HOT girlfriend in the back office at your workplace
Lucky just reported this post to Santa.
Its good for the prostate.
Just enough to get you in the mood to blow him for more. But you know that already.
I'm calling it.
Two long balls to Wallace for TD's.
So, two passes of 25 yards each with roughly 40-50 YAC.
Never heard of him
Jackie Gleason in Gigot.
No Dolphin fan with self respect would wear that sweater.....you sir have no self respect.
and leave my fandom out of this.
Invid says to clean the fleshlight with vegetable oil, then that's what you do.
If by glorious you mean,looks like one of Santas elves puked on it, then you would be correct.
Reason for edit: accuracy
Never underestimate the power of a hillbilly.
I want to see pics of Antones work.
No one really knows.
I have doubts FinD knows.
So does T-Hill and his pelvis.
I see wut you did there.
Thats like saying Sick likes to eat a ton of Donuts.
Cant believe the Haloti Ngata suspended thread is getting more attention then that fugly sweater.
We would of seen the guy puke and pass out if they would of just recorded a bit longer.
Your Mandarin is lousy
You look a little on the nerdy side McLovin
The catch across the middle in the 1st half, he saw the oncoming Jet and he knew he was getting leveled.
Gruden even gave Landry big props for that.
Say it aint so
I think so.
He returned because he hangs to the left. Otherwise he would of been carted off from a blown out knee.
He also scored a bunch
T-Hill did well in post game.
Ray Lewis is still a thug.
Steve Young has had too many concussions.
Dilfer dresses like a little kid.
I know right? 7th grader
Okay see ya there.
All hands on deck
Eat some clock
A calm 5:30 scoring drive please
No fg for you!!!
Plenty of time
We gots the Mo
Tie it up
Please a punt return
Everyone say FUMBLE RECOVERED
Tie it up
Need a punt return
Pick me up on your way.
Its wasn't a perfect pass but I guarantee you the girls you date catch it.
Huge 3rd down play here....adjustments?
I nominate this for Post of the Year
Jets are making the Dolphins look like mud splattered cheap trailer skirts.
CiF would like more info.
I asked twice.
Must not be his terms.
Give me your list.
McLovin, I hope Philbin slips and his dick gets slammed into your ***....but somehow I doubt you will call for a timeout.
Tell us more....
Goofy gonna Goofy
Its time to start making fun of you again.
And that's not beer she is drinking.
She met a group of guys while Sick was passed out from a 24hr straight buffet session.
The need to find out what NFL team she is a fan of.....most important.
He cant answer...jail.
I have a feeling you are trying to taunt me.
Nick the Sea Lion from the Denver Zoo has picked the Dolphins to win.
Nick is 7-3 so far.
Nick picked the Rams over the Broncos last week.
You are trying to communicate?
Its times like these that I'm happy I cant read.
cant read dont care.
I bet you all called in "Cold" today.
Metro Denver Climate | Metro Denver
Rapoport: Dolphins no longer pursuing Harbaugh
Misdirection, nothing more.
CiF got into this stuff early. Late teens early 20's.
Do you see the resemblance in Fry boy and...
Hookers are clean and you can trust them with your wallet.
If its that close at the end, we deserve it.
Just got a card from Mrs. Sick
Wish we would of signed him but happy for him and happy NE didn't get him.
Sometimes its just the spirit of the comeback that matters.
I'm lying...that was weak.
Alien space craft shining beams down?
This polar vortex is worse then I thought.
I don't even want to know what a "Google buddy" is.
Just Goggled, "pillsbury dough boy on a cruise images"..... nothing.
Must be too early.
Sick will roofie himself, no doubt.
This is one of those subliminal sigs isn't it? aaaaaaaand you know what I mean.
Imeister with a chainsaw file reference in 3...2...
Translation: Not even I go after the used skank in these parts, I'd rather do boring math. And a lot of those fatty carts are jacked up with a...
Not seen that in a long time.
Used car sales person..... nuff said
Except what does a used pick-up look like in West Virginia?
(this should be fun)
Better order a spare head gasket now then.
I live in a state where it is used, so yes I believe in it, its real.
FinD will not be happy until everyone hates him.- makes me cry.........with joy!
The Exorcist- horrible waste of pea soup.
Guessing FinD is volunteering to help get out the vote today.
Cant wait for this election to be over with.
Waiting to see a TV ad stating some candidate sticks kittens in microwaves.
You left it on the bar, what did you expect?
I hope the downtown area of Pahoa gets covered. Al tho the thick greasy scuz probably will divert the flow.
Great cover for a serial killer.
My understanding is Dan doesn't go to movies at all. He always waits for it to come out on one of Premium channels.
aaaaaaaand of course you decided it was best to argue how salt is not necessarily salty, that it depended on the circumstances, like if you were...
We will not play the Ravens, the Ravens will play us!
Everything but the watch.
We all just thought you were angry with us.
I do not recommend Goggling anything close to that, unless you are at work.
Dolphins Vs Browns with Wake raping Johnny Manziel
You hooker killing rookies crack me up.
You think you can get away with stealing my lines?
Do it again and I come to your little **** town.
All I have to do is drive around looking...
Just read this thread.
No one wanted to shower with him.
You can ask your Mother, Sister or GrandaMa...they know.
Sure, YOU decided.
Need I go into detail?
Remember the scene in Fight Club where Norton kicks the **** outta himself in the office of his boss?
52 paychecks, flight vouchers, office...
HA Ha You got the brush-off.
Was hoping to see Philbin getting his *** kicked.
Great Ben Afflect, Boiler Room.
Sell or GTFO!
You know how I know you're Gay?
Hahhahahahah Urban Cowboy!
You are facing the question of earning unlimited income???? really unlimited? or doing the weekly grind and a steady paycheck.
Thats no fun
Ive had a lot of fun being a Bills Fan. So I got that going for me.
He really isn't a Pats fan. Cardinal fan all the way.
See, now your jokes don't even work.
You NEVER had a better record at kickball then me.
I've been meaning to have a conversation with you.
You see, I think we have grown apart. Sure we had fun playing kickball together as...
I call bull ****
I fixed it for ya