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ole and sven go fishing Ole and Sven were fishing in the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked...

best blond joke ever A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't...

its hard to believe there are people this stupid in the world, this woman actually called 911 because mcdonalds ran out of mcnuggets and the...

when i was in Lowes out in California a few years ago, for a joke, i gave the cashier a $3 bill that had clinton on it, the girl said, "i didn't...

my son got me to go hunting with him, i'm not against hunting, but i lined up a shot at a deer and i couldn't pull the trigger. his friend shot it...

i had not seen that commercial, thankyou for posting it. thats one commercial that didn't get the sound turned down.

what do you expect from this government, if there is something that doesn't concern vacations or raises, they're gonna drag their feet. about the...

from what i've read, california is broke. they didn't have the money to clear it. is that right?

it was still a mess, since the college kids didn't have to pay for a ticket there was plenty of money to buy beer. every 15 minutes somebody would...

i used to get a job at the santa barbara airport every summer. they used to drop borate on these fires, every year one would pop up. the pay...

2003 was the year we we're going to a sunday night game between miami and san diego. the game was moved to phoenix because the fires were so bad....

i feel for ya dude, this has been about the coolest summer we've had since we got here.

undies Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mom that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at...

i went thru that northridge quake and the whittier narrows quake and they weren't anywhere's near as bad as the long beach quake in 33 or the one...

i lived in california for 59 years and i consider myself lucky to get out with everything i had accumulated. sooner or later one disaster or...

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great sig nabo!

in california, not hardly. those liberal pansies would have to see her bloodied by her abductor before they would even consider justified homicide.

wish somebody would explain some of the things that go on around here, these crackheads see and hear all kinds of stuff, columns of marching...

school has started, thank god, my grand kids are driving me nuts.

hell no, i don't herd goats, thats favres job!

looks pretty legit to me! ]YouTube - Chupacabras

i'm kinda confused, i have never heard of it and then their are photos. some people say its a coyote with a bad case of mange, but i've never seen...

you might want to check ebay, i bought mine one year from a KC fan. some of em get kind of pricey if you get in a bidding war. i just tried to get...

that kennedy family must have some kind of curse on them, i can't think of one family that has suffered as much as they have.

this won't fail to cool you off or fatten you up, try chocolate chip ice cream and peanutbutter. tastes like an ice cold reeses cup. noway it...

i think i'd even vote for palin at this point.

never had a tornado come through rogers arkansas. besides you have time, with a weather radio, to seek shelter, where do you hide from an...

you forgot the earthquakes. its disappointing to think you really moved some chick, then find out it was the earth that moved. WELCOME TO...

they sure have the fires to do it with. the problem with all those fires, one starts by accident then you have a bunch of firebugs startng the others.

i lived on the beach, in ventura. i hated it. the friggin sand got everywhere, it would stick to your feet and at night when you go to bed it was...

the prettiest sunsets i have ever seen were in hawaii. the lack of smog there lets all the color come thru. its a beautiful place to visit but i...

you gotta understand the way so californians think, if they can't see it, its not healthy to breathe. :yes:

you ought to live here. i'm right next to the university of arkansas in fayetteville. all the hotties are looking to land a husband and move to...

real close, i live next door, NW arkansas. moved from california 4 years ago. i stayed in a 5th wheel trailer while our house was being built. my...

we don't have an ocean here but we have a lake about a half mile away, and guess what, you don't have to worry about sharks. as far as freezing in...

well some of the mexicans i talked to out there said they thought that california should be given back to mexico, well as long as i lived there,...

right on! i moved from california 3 1/2 years ago. i lived there for 59 years and when i started paying $700 a year for the tags on my truck i...

joseph wants a bike > For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a > 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give > you one, but the...

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grandpa A woman in a grocery store notices a grandfather and his poorly behaving 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that Gramps has...

i've heard this one before, but it bears repeating, mainly because its true!

YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the...

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and...

i lived in california for 59 years never got used to the ground shaking. never under stood that fore shock, aftershock stuff. hell, if the grounds...

bills don't look too swift!

OWL JOLSON! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::up:

i didn't even notice in the post, but when i tried to edit, there was only one. thanks!

it was over 45 years ago. my girlfriends ex-boyfriend got out the army and started seeing her again, i went over to her house one day and he was...

the air bag is on the hood instead of the glove compartment!

to answer your question, yes you could be in trouble. they just had it on Dr Phil last month. some kid took some pictures at his girlfriends...

"hanging" is not anywhere's near "up and ready to go.":lol:

hanging is not a good word to use when you go out with a chick for the first time.:no:

if you're afraid of snakes, this ain't for you. my brother in law in oklahoma fishes in his uncles pond. it called "noodling" YouTube - Catfish...

i hate snakes, they scare the crap out of me. i catch as many Black snakes (king snake) and let em go in the woods behind me. its not because i...

probably stayed in the same room with hans and gruber. the techno twins. :lol:

i listen to what evers on the radio, i prefer country, thats what i buy. there are rock songs i do like but the way they make disks any more, they...

who's looking? i was watching clips of rodney dangerfield and this came up!

who could forget todays music, classics like this will last forever, YouTube - **** In My Pants

gotta lot of songs on there. you can pick the one you like and minimize the site and listen while you work.

thats what it means now, somewhere along the line it changed.

its just words too, doesn't really tell a story either. the music is so loud ya can't understand most of em anyway.

took that long for a redneck to get R done right. i don't know how the term "redneck" changed over the years, it started back in the days when...

whats hard to believe, there are actually people sitting behind her that aren't cracking up, i've heard people talk and drive like that on the...

i wouldn't even think of putting a lure that close to my face and tying it with my tongue and teeth.:no:

who cares, the rewards are tremendous!

those are also called "mule eggs". to understand that, you have to know the joke.

colored panties There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said, 'I don't know...

thats alot of clubs!:lol: golf jokes i like george carlins quote the best, "when you hit the ball ya have to go find it. when you find it,...

the worst part is, some of these kids are "special needs" kids, what this show amounts to is a side show like at the circus. whatever possessed...

it all depends on the secret sauce, i guess!:sad:

you know that broad is exploiting those kids for her own gain!:no:

by Arkansas law, if they are old enough to bleed, they are old enough to butcher!

news update.............. the cities of detroit and chicago are replacing all their german shepherd police dogs with blue tick coon hounds...

HUMIDITY! it seems like when the humidity goes up and i sweat more, the more poison oak and ivy i seem to catch!:angry:

thats no problem at all, i've volunteered to hold em in place.

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i don't understand where the term "asian" came from. i still refer to em as "oriental", russia is in asia and we don't refer to them as asians,...

only if the person was female and hot!

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i walk 3 miles everyday and it takes about 1 hr and thats at a pretty brisk pace. i don't know if a person can keep that pace for 12 1/2 hrs

thats gotta end up being a classic.:lol:

we have cox cable here, HD is free. got sick and tired of having satellite go out everytime there is a little lightning. direct or dish is not bad...

you think a loo is bad, ya ought to go to china. their friggin toilets are a hole in the floor with a half cup on one side. if you aren't limber...

i know what ya mean, i was driving on the 91 freeway and some dude drove up beside me, i don't know if he was texting or just dialing. his darn...

everyone screams racism these days 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?' > > > The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are...

bring back water boarding. you can always claim that you were trying to clense their souls.:lol:

this is one time somebody fell in **** and didn't come out smellin like a rose!

of course the mother is gonna sue, CAN'T BE BECAUSE HER DAUGHTER IS AN IDIOT. should little kids have an orange cones around em, good heavens, she...

actually, its too bad there aren't more people that felt that way when my wife and 2 boys took a vacation to oregon i could tell exactly when we...

i live in Rogers ark. its in benton county, the most north western county. about 10 miles from oklahoma and 5 miles from missouri. humidity is...

thats the reason for going chevy with the truck i have now. last 3 trucks have been dodge diesels. got wise and went to a chevy lot and got...

here in arkansas, the kids still play outside, unwatched. and i love the change of seasons. especially sitting before a fire, with snow on the...

i lived in california for 59 years, so i know it WAS a truly nice place to live. then the prices and the phony baloney riots, i could see the hand...

i have a problem, my stomach isn't big enough to hold what i want.:yes:

i think Las Vegas has got to be second, once you get off the "strip", seems like there is one on every corner.

unfortunately my uncle scared the crap out of me when i was younger, so motorcycles are out.i'm not worried about my driving, its the other guy...

oregon is still a better place to live than california. the real issue with oregon is the weather. they don't try for a suntan, they try to...

whats funny is they discover new faults all the time. they didn't know the one existed when the whittier narrows quake hit. the northridge quake...

whats really scarey is when the ground shakes and then the ground liquifies and things actually sink.

the madrid fault is much bigger, it fact the last article i read, they don't know how big. living in california they should put up a sign at...

i think i moved out of california at about the right time, although they say the biggest earthquake in US history was on the Madrid fault...

i don't know you at all so i don't know exactly the situation you're in. the economy has taken a backward slant, but i was watching the news the...

when you're a male, the world is your bathroom, besides thats how i mark my territory!:up:

i kinda like the 4%, that way i can drink as much as i want and remember it!

my son drinks this dark beer, called "moose drool", its terrible. think i'll stay with bud light. my neighbor tried to get me stared on "keystone...

Billy Mays could sell a rubber dick to a nun!

the alter boy 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'...

nun and the hippie A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No,"...

i'm 63 and 42 years married so chasing women is out. i don't know where you are located in realation to the emerald mines. its like the diamond...

irishmen are braggarts Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community.. After...

being from california and moving away because i saw the writing on the wall. california has the one of the lowest percentage of native residents...

i have AVG anti-virus and i tried to go there once and it says there are viruses present. i would imagine you have to be really lame to click on...

on independence day i have a ball. when i was in california you couldn't evev have a sparkler, here in arkansas almost everything goes. right down...

that harley guy A woman goes to her doctor's office, to discuss a strange development. She has discovered a green spot on the inside of...

it has a lot to do with credit scores too. mine is 807 and we just had our discover card knocked down to 1.9%. our sears card has gone the other...

gotta pee Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten...

i think he was disturbed, i also think he was trying to recreate a childhood he didn't have. he actually might have SLEPT with a child or two, but...

he was found NOT GUILTY by 12 jurors. the biggest piece of evidence going was the mother tried to shake down jackson for 20mil before she went to...

he didn't have a childhood and he did try to live it through kids. his head was totally messed up by his father. i haven't read his whole bio but...

MJ is not important, MJ doesn't mean a thing, blah, blah, blah. stop and ask yourself how many threads have 12 pages of replies. the guy had...

12 signs we are in a recession 12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 10. I went to...

this is true. nobody is actually 100% sure he was a child molester, but i am 100% sure the guy had talent, i think i'll focus on that. lets not...

women on camera YouTube - FARTING WOMEN (Very Funny)

why my mother doesn't visit anymore YouTube - why the Mother n law doesn't visit more often

the angels are such a on and off team, we'll just have to wait and see. right now they're tied for first though. woohoo!

we've been married for over 42 years now and moved back here near the grandkids. my wife is retired also and we have the time to travel now, gas...

this storm came out of nowhere, it hasn't started raining yet but it got real dark and you can hear thunder off to the east

ralph died in his sleep Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before...

we were getting pounded by rain storms for about 3 or 4 times a week, sometimes 7 days in a row. each storm had its share of tornados to go...

oh those rednecks I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school...

i have a 13" and a 5" inch screen in my 5th wheel trailer. got an inverter and plugged my converter into that. what it does is changes the DC to...

it depends, celebrating by getting ripped can be fun, but why do they think destroying stuff can be fun?

i like the one i have on my 5th wheel trailer, its a warning about an alarm system i don't have: protected by pitbull with aids!

i'm glad the Lakers won it, but if you watched the news about LA everybody knows why i moved out here. some of those people out there are crazy....

i retired last year, jobs were getting pretty scarce in my line of work so i thought it would be better to let the guvment support me. if things...

hey fiedler to chambers, how you doin?

baptizing an irishman An Irishman, is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river....

heading out to the lake for a little camping, since broadcasting went digital friday i hope my antenna in the trailer will pick up the signal....

not too many farms in Detroit A teacher in a Detroit , Michigan . elementary school asked her students if they could tell the class what sound...

saying goodbye to mother You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to...

how do you know he raped that girl, she dropped the charge against him because some of her friends were gonna testify against her. i think she was...

i just get tired of people whining about how the refs took the game away from them, they always seem to be blind about the calls that are in their...

if you watced that play in slow motion, nelson ran into that elbow. i think if you read the rules, he didn't give kobe room, you can't impede a...

i think he was just kidding, see the smiley. myself, i thought the game was over at half time, had to change shorts 3 times in the second half.

oh i see, that push gasol got in the back when the game was over was OK. don't tell me about kobes dirty play. howard at the end missed a dunk,...

Let me introduce myself to you mole. i'm the one who's called half dozen times and you're never home. called at all different times.

i'm not worried at all, the fact that orlando won by 4 and kobe missed 5 freethrows, which i don't think that has ever happened before, i think...

ya know, i've gotta give you props. not once have you written that the refs made bad calls and try to tarnish the win. a couple years ago when i...

i was on another board reading how the magic got shafted, just read like more sour grapes to me.

i have to admit there were bad calls, both ways. but does everybody remember howard putting his hand through the net to block a shot. that was...

it they're a dolfan, i'd like to meet em. dolphin fans are hard to come by in arkansas, everybody loves the hogs around here.

[IMG] Bill thought he was in charge too.

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the Lakers may have problems in orlando, but after getting embarassed in the finals lasy year, i don't think they will lose in LA. Lakers in 7!:yes:

so far bynum and fisher have been nonfactors, if fisher gets hot and starts hitting his 3's it won't make a difference if kobe is 100% on top of...

i think i'll send you a PM, i don't think the mods would like me spamming up the boards.

i found the other forum without 10k posts! :tongue2: i was just pointing out that i have as many posts as i do and i never felt the need to say...

i don't have 10k posts on this board, i didn't know there was an NBA forum. i think the mods ought to move this there, i agree it doesn't belong...

why i fired my secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast...

just wanted to let you know..................... A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst...

only in texas......................... A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than...

when that earring fad started, my son was gonna wear one. i told him his mother had a pair just like it before we got married, end of that fad.

i don't care for em either. about the only people i know of that wear socks with sandals are people with athletes foot.

i grew up watching the "little rascals" on tv. it seemed like everytime there was a bully or some special needs kid, they always had their hat...

like i said, they don't have to chase the ones that do!:lol:

pretty soon they'll get the word. the cops just love em wearing there pants like that. kinda hard to run with your pants around your knees.:yes:

kinda looks like you were loaded and in a hurry when you put your hat on as you went out the door!

wearing a baseball hat backwards or cocked to the side looks pretty lame to me. what the hay, what do i know, i've been creasing mine and wearing...

fifty dollars is fifty dollars Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, And every year Morris would say, 'Esther,...

Love at 10 Little Eric and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married,...

if the magic can pull it off tonight, i think they win the series.

i'd rather celebrate The Battle of San Jacinto. thats where sam houston caught up with santa ana after the alamo. the battle lasted only 18...

smoke in the rain Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom,...

can't really say what i'd do if i were drunk, but i'd have to tie a plank around my butt to keep from falling in.

Irish sausage Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of...

if you're gonna do much freeway driving in calif, better learn the "california salute". i lived there for 59 years, live in arkansas now.

it may eventually blow over, but until then i can't imagine how much dominoes will lose in sales.

new orleans crabs A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of...

i no come to work today! Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs...

kill em all, let God sort em out.:tantrum:

parts of the picture do but they had the captain on the news last night and they did show his family after they got the news. don't think they'd...

what is really awesome is i heard on the news that the 3 fatal shots all hit the 3 pirates in the head, they were fired from 150 feet away. with...

just the thought of it scares me, he can't throw a touch pass and the guy is in Love with himself. its not the money nor wins that motivates this...

if you can cover the head, she has one hell of a bod though!

with that pointed chin of hers she reminds me of "the wicked witch of the west" in the Wizard of Oz

there starting to get alot of foreign cars here in arkansas but its just been since the gas crunch and you have a lot of people moving back here...

i've had a 98, a 2000 and a 2004 ram, they were diesel though. never had a problem with any of em, except the 2004 didn't like black ice and i...

thats the crux of it. he's done it twice that they know of, who's to say he's not working up to it.

in otherwards you were thanked for bending over a barrel for em. i have never bought any big items that are japanese or chinese although its...

this is very disturbing, not so much as the guy did it. just the fact that police know he did it, yet he's been mixing with the general public...

this crap is happening all over. i was gonna wit till 65 to retire but i saw this coming and retired at 62. got tired of fighting the system. most...

so much for global warming, did you see the snow pack in minnesota?

what i find amusing is as wide spread the usage is, the government thinks they have to get involved in the outcome of the investigation.

where do you live? i heard carrol county got hit pretty hard.

had to kick start my memory a little. you weren't very old then, glad you signed on. its not where i wanted to move but at least i'm closer to...

we moved to GET OUT of california. we moved here because thats where our grand kids are. my son moved out here for his job and a dollar goes a...

rye bread Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his...

i couldn't even see the cage in the background much less, the bird. good eye dude!:up:

got this off another board. YouTube - Belicheck sore loser Jeopardy

no, the one i have just craps all over the place.

cockatiel is half that size, besides they are not white. i have a male, darn thing is 25 years old.

click on the picture, then maximize the screen that appears.

oops! you are on a bus and you have to fart. music is playing over the loud speaker so you time your farts with the beat of the music. when...

i heard it with sammy davis jr and richard burton, elizabeth taylor was the "receptacle". its still funny, no matter who you are.

4 truths During these tumultuous times, people of all faiths should remember the Four Great Religious Truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize...

now that i think of it, i think ronnie would be better off using his HAND than that pile of disease.

my wife had a few bruised ribs from the seat belt, other than that and dirty underwear everything is cool. we did a 360 degree turn on the James...

THANKS! this time i went with 4 wheel drive the other 2 tucks had 2 wheel and i get getting stuck in the yard they were so heavy.

this team resembles nothing that cam had screwed up!:no:

did you see 2 of the field goal attempts. one by the Bills almost made a right hand turn and the one by the Pats almost blew back to the...

may bleeding pyles torment you and corns adorn your feet, may crabs as big as cochroaches crawl 'round your balls and eat, and when your old and...

why not, i was in KC for the game and if they can win in the conditions they played in there, they CAN win anywhere.

yes, i'd like to see a W this sunday but it makes no difference what happens this week. show me one team that has won 10 times as many games as...

i agree, if the woman hasn't made up her mind in 60 days they shoul follow thru with it.:sad:

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous...

sure wish it would warm up, i'm going to that game with my wife. they have 70% chance of snow thursday.

yep, i still go to FH every now and then, mainly for the depths. i like this board much better. i just don't have the time to post as much as i...

i know what ya mean. i probably didn't check it because i wanted it so much to be true.:sad:

i usually check that stuff but it was sent to me and i sent it to somebody else, when they sent back a thank you i figured it for gospel and...

i wish i knew, i've watched that thing 10 times, usually if i keep watching something i can figure it out but that just leaves me in the dark.

does it have to be the exact day or in the same month?

Tarzan and Jane Jane and Tarzan When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her...

the "wildcat" doesn't produce like it did at arkansas. the first and foremost reason is when Dmac ran that offense with felix jones he could read...

i had an argument on another board because this dude thought this season was a failure if the dolphins lost their bid for the playoffs. i had to...

Nuts!

he should fear us and fear the other 30 teams in the NFL. now that he can't record everybody he's lost his edge.:yes:

i just loved the look on the bills fans faces when that 56 yd feld goal went through. they were already tired of toasting the win. lol

let it be forever known, a double reverse sucks. it takes to long to develop and it only works if you don't fool the defense the first time.

i kinda wish he were still a dolphin. can you imagine Ginn and Welker returning punts.:yes:

vengeful odin was telling me there is a sheraton across the street, says its kinda pricey but they might have a shuttle to the game.

511yds for the pats and 375 for the yets, those damn little green airplanes still won.

those bastards over at dish gave us the NFL channel for about a year, soon as football started last year they took it away, thanh goodness WPIX is...

if you don't have the NFL channel, WPIX is carrying the Jets/Patriots game. its a superstation and 234 on "dish network" 7:00 central time.

that didn't settle too well with me either!:knucks:

not arguing with ya, i just live in arkansas! PEACE OUT FRIEND!

thats exactly what i'm saying, chad is lined up as a wide receiver, in the "wildcat" the QB is not on the field, he's watching, thus the wild hog....

but if you check, the QB is not split wide as a receiver in the "wildcat". he's on the sidelines watching....

that worries me, miami always seems to play down to their opponents when they are heavily favored.

actually the dolphins are running a version of the "wildcat" this was a brainchild of david lee who coached at arkansas last year, its actually...

dude, since when do you have to be sick to collect dolphin stuff. that took 42 years to accumulate.:knucks:

this team is making a statement, its young though and if they do make the playoffs i don't think they'll go far. i always hope though. next year...

my wife won't let me buy any more, if we if the fins do better this year maybe i can get her excited again. [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG]...

somebody must have an old recording, some people record everything and save it.

the eagles scored with the "wildcat" tonight.

that would have been the pits, i forgot who their kicker was.:sad:

this is the first time the fins have been over .500 in 3 years...............now excuse me while i go pull a couch cushion out of my ***! lol

its kinda hard to assess ones play from one friggin game. i'm glad it turned out the way it did but at the time i would have taken quinn. its done...

they should start fining the refs, then maybe the negative comments would stop, plus they might start calling the game correctly.

it was a misprint in the paper it said convicted but i went to the online news and it said charged, but he was caught redhanded. as far as him...

i have noticed the positive reaction from fans and the media. but what i have noticed more was the lack of recognition from berman and ESPN. on...

i went to a party last night dressed as a blind referee. had a pair of football pants, striped shirt, white hat, whistle, sun glasses and a white...

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hinckley to be released: Hinckley to be released You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President...

another good reason for a raise is, the ***** is forced to go places it was never meant for it to go!

my first job was with pacific telephone (ATT) as a cable splicer. made $97.50 a week back in 1968 and lived better than most do now.

holy prostitutes A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:...

what those stats don't show are how many of those employees are now flipping burgers. too many jobs are leaving the country. when obama started...

it was paid in advance, thats not the point. no wonder AIG was in financial trouble, spending all this money! an executive said the trip should...

another thing that happens here, i was in a mikey D's and i saw a chick write a check for .99 cents for some fries. unreal!

mainly because they aren't working, just sitting at home lickin the food stamps.

surprised arkansas is not on the fattest list. on friday nights you can't get into a restaurant that has a buffet, around here.

i think its hilarious, beats a murder rap, now gets busted for kidnapping. priceless.

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man, i watched all that video and common sense is the only thing that keeps me from going postal on these damn suits.

how do you say 69 in Chinese? tukanchu

i'd like to get one too, but with my luck there'd be poison oak on the far side.:no:

there is so much in the news lately about the stockmarket, its really causing a panic. i know very few news papers that tell it like it is. face...

my father-in-law is 87 and thats all he talks about is the depression. scares the hell out of me. said his parents used to let the kids eat before...

i think recession, but i don't think its as bad as every financial genius makes it out to be. i think there are a lot of young people in the stock...

mine has a C+

the bottom line is i never said it was or wasn't a loan. you must have got that from another post. the taxpayer is footing the bill, because they...

AIG no where did i say loan or taxpayers. and to top it off, even if it was a loan how do you expect em to pay it back if they throw away money...

i'd like to get a sheltie but my wife doesn't want a pet. she says we're retired and she wants to be able to go on a moments notice without having...

the articles from all the sites i've been to say nothing about stearns/lehman, only aig. so wht don't you read what you post. look up the...

i don't care if it was or wasn't. it was morally wrong, bottom line. i'm not gonna argue over this, it wasn't right and there are a lot more...

Top Financial News AIG, Castigated for Resort Event, Plans Another One (Update2) By Erik Holm and Hugh Son Oct. 8 (Bloomberg) -- American...

i lived in so. cal for 59 years. i know when 1 fire starts by accident it lights a fire under the butts of 2 dozen nuts. i was there for the worst...

it is really immaterial if the junket was planned before or after and it really doesn't make any difference whether there were execs there or not....

can't find the link, but to a lesser degree somebody already has. the person from AIG that was being grilled by congress, he went to a health gym....

they definately went after the bailout. bailout

the bailout was sept 16, the bill was sept 22.:sad:

the article says it was after the bailout. it doesn't make too much difference, especially if they expect help!:no:

THANKS!, you da man. and believe me, you aren't the only one thats pissed.:tantrum:

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with the economy the way it is, you'll see more of that everywhere. people that have no respet for life, that can't take care of themselves figure...

another blond joke A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears Strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find...

turpentine vs holywater A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A...

no, if i added chocolate, i made chocolate chip cookies which are different from peanut butter cookies. both are a cookie, yet different. "the...

no, its like saying, "the wildcat" offense is in the books, David Lee took it out and added a back and called it "the wild hog". so you see it, it...

this is correct, the single wing is an old offense, arkansas just added a back.:wink2:

name or otherwise the dolphins copied the razorbacks. i don't have any problem with somebody having another opinion than mine, as long as they...

flyin cajun air Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras. Boudreau was flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin...

the single wing with 2 backs WAS started in arkansas, i've got an email to the editor in kansas we''ll know for sure in a day or two.

the 'WILD HOG" was started in arkansas, SORRY!

i didn't say invented, i said "started". Lee brought it out of moth balls, inserted another back and called it the "wild hog" instead of...

a teacher asked one of her speech impaired students to use the word dictate in a sentence. the boy answered, "everytime i go on a date with my...

but in the 50's version they used one back. this offense uses two backs and can be snapped to either one.:yes:

the direct snap to a running back has been done before, the single wing has been done before. but both at the same time with the option to run or...

the QB (casey dick) did stay on trhe field as a receiver.

exactly! Dmac and Jones ran it well, now let Ronnie and Ricky perfect it.:yes:

i know, but it was the head coach that decided to go with it.:yes:

you know i will, the last dolphin game i went to was when they had those huge fires in california and the MDF game was moved to phoenix. before...