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Tua is done. pineapple brain is mushy and ******ed, even before the sub-monkey level Wonderlic. If you cant see it now, you are just brain dead...

JFC. Buck up little man. Read a bit about stoicism and adopt it to lead a fuller, healthier life. Adults were making a very big decision, that had...

Everyone with an above room temperature IQ knew it would end like this. Only the most midwit Dolphin fans thought that Ross, Tua, Grier, McD, etc...

honestly, your uneventful soccer and marine career are irrelevant. Football, and it is clear you never played, is about inflicting injury. Lessers...

Lol neurologist fired. Now bow down and kiss the ring goober.

Lol @ all the "iNdePeNdeNt nEuRoliGisT" cleared Tuba. Fired. Bootlickers always the same.

It's not a hard concept. tua is a millionaire underperforming, short-armed gnome QB with a brain now made of mashed cauliflower that plays for the...

That sounds like a farewell. Better this than him in wheelchair. Good kid. Time for fins to move on.

Thie kid will die if he continues. Such poor genetics and poor cognitive processing. He is done. Either now or within a year. Lets not force this...

Poor genetics, limited natural athletic ability, fat in the hips and thighs, narrow shoulders, just a bad genetic bag for the realities of the...

have to admit good 2nd half Tuba. I don't care for how he looks, always seems a bit downy and he will never be Herbert. Butttt, he seems to be...

Tyreek Hill has an IQ of about 55 and he seems like a dip****; however, this seems like a decent move. After Tuba is done this year, whoever we go...

Decent hire. There wasn't much out there but Ross didn't do the worst thing, I guess that is a win. We will see. Probablly will be right back here...

Op starts thread titled Vance Joseph. You ask which hire. Complex riddle.

Peak clown world in Fin land. A buffoonish owner now snake-bit by the same people he was so hungry to pander too. A sycophantic, wall-flower GM...

Well McDaniel's "quick passing game" should suit the ole BB gun. Tua will thrive in a 2-3 yard passing offence, so I suppose it makes sense.

Always liked watching him. peak Roth was a stud, could chuck it all over the field and was a tough SOB to bring down. I don't really care about...

Lol as everyone with a room temp IQ knows, none of this matters as long as the clown that owns the team remains alive. Anyone who thought Ross...

As most moderately intelligent folks know, none of this matters, it is all theater until Ross dies or sells. Flores, grier, Tua, etc are all...

As many have said clearly the Dolphins are very close to making this deal. They have long moved off of Tua. One never needed to be a Philadelphia...

Anyone that doesn't think this story has legs is a functional midwit at this point. The Dolphins would pull the trigger yesterday if terms can be...

Watson to Miami was always inevitable once basically EVERYONE with any football sense saw that Tuba was just another guy who lacked the arm and...

Not a surprising loss. A pop-warner pea-shooter at QB, a cognitively low-functioning head coach, a GM that has been propped up his whole career...

It brings pleasure reading many of the big-brain takes on here. It confirms that most of you suffer from dunning-Kruger and have 0 football...

Waiting for clean up. - G. (Mod)

Anyone that watched a lot of College football was more intrigued with herbert. He was far from perfect but had the natural gifts to succeed. Tua...

Fitzy was a QB savant compared to laconic Brisett and invalid jv-arm Tuba. No sane, cognitively available person would draft the bruised and...

This X100. Grier is bad at his job and sticks around for some reasons that are too socially/political touchy on a simple football forum. Flores...

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Tua's injury has been strategically handled. At first Flores said it was "bruised ribs", day to day. Then 24-48 hours passed and it became cracked...

Well I was wrong, all my sources burned me or were wrong. The only source i really had was a relative on Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I am a total loser...

Obviously Tua scoring on the cognitive test what an average primate in the forest could manage is a red flag. But it is only a piece of data. He...

The pick won't be Tua....ask me how I know lol...you are about to have your butt blown out for what is coming. Tua was hurt again recently...ask...

To call James as "borderline" elite is ridiculous. Using salaries as an indication of anything in an inflationary league is equally dubious. By...

Is this a serious question? The Dolphin's roster was universally believed to be in the bottom 25% of the league before Tunisl or anyone else was...

Did he hurt you somehow or are you just trying to be an edgy internet guy? Why is he a "filthy piece of ****" and why would any adult man have...

Love the Denney, will miss him. A great teamate and solid human. Made a good amount of money perfecting a craft, cant ask more from a man. DOnt...

You dont "play him and start winning" if you have a franchise quarterback but virtually no other pieces in place (and this was the case long...

Also needs correction. You are all over the place from a logic standpoint, almost to the degree of being decerebrated. Step back, realize you are...

This is incorrect and the logical flow you propose is not cohernet. Extremely simple approach to a much more complex issue, I suggest you...

Agree with almost everything. He definitely is not a smooth operator with the press - you can almost see him struggling to field inane questions...

Almost everything you said is incorrect, but because no one has time to fix you....just FYI, Dieter would not have been available "two rounds...

This will probably unsettle many dolphin fans - as the ideas of photosynthesis or AP Physics likely cannot be found when searching Brazzers or 2...

Maybe it doesnt have anything to with scheme, but that neither one has done anything remarkable and one of them is one more knee from being out of...

Absolutely was a good draft. Once uneducated fin fans start to read something more than Omar, Armando, and Barry...they realize that the vast...

Stunningly quality move by Grier and company to land this kid. Had we landed Rosen last year for the price of a 2nd and a 5th year, fins fans...

Absolutely. Easily worth the risk. Rosen is better than any QB in this draft. The little runtish, tiny armed thing drafted in Arizona will last...

Fantastic day. Murray is a injury waiting to happy pygmy. Haskins will weigh easily 275 within 3 years due to fatty genetics and the work ethic of...

The last deed of a decaying owner. What a clown show of a franchise.

This aged well lol. Absurd this guy was kept, will likely hire another incompetent in Flores, and then draft a 5'9 QB piglet in the 1st to ensure...

WR. QB obviousl;y like you said but now that parker's career as a Dolphin is over after what his gaent did in the press today, we will definitely...

When you pass by a copy of War and Peace in the library do you search for an empty study room to fervently masturbate with the soothing sounds of...

It is ok to call someone a moron when they say something stupid, especially when they say something that indicates they are borderline ******ed....

Link?

Nice that Gase may be finally seeing what everyone else besides a select few Dolphin fans suffering from Stockholm Syndrome - that Tanny boy is a...

Yea, why not. Osweiler is hot garbage but he balled out today and showed a lot of testicular circumference out there. No matter what happens, even...

Well then you are borderline ******ed if you think the idea of decapitating one's father in a funeral home is somehow less crazy then calling...

Tanny looked like crap as usual for large portion of game - he is the defintion of an impotent, complacent, low-T, rent-boy with no one to push...

Watching a Gase-Tannehill directed offense is like having testicular torsion. Watching Raekwon McMillan attempt to run is like having my...

I suspect as time goes Garoppolo is going to make a lot of folks that play with him look awfully good. #17 seems like a fairly bright lad, I am...

Great day for the Fins. Love every move they have made so far this offseason. One big time OG today and a very serviceable center, and huge...

i don't care for #17 and think he is a bit impotent as a football player but I definitely tip my cap to him for doing this. I am sure he is...

We will have to disagree then, which is fine. I think it is egregiously hyperbolic and intellectually dishonest to suggest that safety is the...

As a Canes fan, any Cane is a good Cane. I guess he is more a 3rd day guy / "sleeper" but I don't follow all the draft talking heads as much as...

Well whether it was cognitive inability to grasp the offense or it was pouting discomfiture I do not know. What I do think, and this is not to...

Nice. Never cared for it over there either. Well back to Mayfield...or perhaps more likely Tremaine Edmunds, Derwin James, or Quenton Nelson....

No one cares about that man, we only want to know why you got put-to-sleep at TOS today.

LB, Safety, TE, OL...I think we hand the keys to Tannehill one more year. I don't think the FO views this as nearly the "rebuilding" exercise as...