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1000 Ways To Die

Discussion in 'TV, Music and Movies' started by Pagan, Nov 4, 2010.

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  1. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Anyone else watch this? Absolutely hilarious.

    Saw an episode last night where one of the deaths was a midget comedian/musician whose normal sized girlfriend swung her purse at him and knocked his harmonica down his throat...where it wheezed a 2-note song while he choked to death and she stood there laughing.

    Another one was a guy who was drunk and had a laxative slipped to him by mistake at a wedding. The bathrooms were full so he rushed outside and took a dump in a metal garbage can but fell in and got stuck. While rocking back and forth to try and free himself the can fell over and rolled down a hill, smashing his head repeatedly in the process until his crap covered body ended up in a ditch. :lol:

    Brilliant.
     
  2. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    That show is funny. I saw one with a hot chick was fishing and got a fish stuck in her throat when she pulled it in. She suffocated.
     
  3. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    My wife and I will pause the show right before they show the name of the death at the end of each segment. Then we see if we can guess what it'll be.

    Scoring: 1 pt if you get a word right. 10 pts if you get it exactly right. And 2-5 pts if its wrong but its funny/or better than then the one show used.

    Guy plops down in a hottub and his *** makes a perfect seal around a suction vent and pulls out his intestines through his butthole.
     
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  4. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    :sidelol:

    That's effin' gold right there. Gotta try that.
     
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  5. finsincebirth

    finsincebirth Well-Known Member

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    I absolutely love this show. Some of my favorites were: Biker in a bar swallows billiard balls for a parlor trick. Well one day he swallows the cue ball (normally used the other balls) and proceeds to choke to death because the cue ball is slightly larger than the others and it was stuck in his throat. Or the gym coach who was running to a javelin in the ground and not paying attention when he impaled himself in the eye.
     
  6. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Indeed an awesome show.
     
  7. Dolphin1184

    Dolphin1184 Member

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    I guess he scratched...
     
  8. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Yeah, some crazy deaths. Including a woman pleasuring herself with a carrot and then dying in the process. Can't remember exactly what caused it, though.
     
  9. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    was it this guy

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  10. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    i watch it. cant look away. even though they show the death right before the commercials i still stick around and watch. even though the ration of actual show to commercials seems to be about 1:3 i still watch. even though the narrator is ridiculously over the top and cheesy i still watch. even though the production is low rent i still watch
     
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  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    You're a junkie.
     
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  12. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    It wasn't a midget but this was a death in the movie 'Cabin Fever'. Happened to see it over the weekend for the first time in a while :wink2:
     
  13. Lions_Footsoldier32

    Lions_Footsoldier32 New Member

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    I liked when the tree hugger tied chained himself to a tree then a bear came along and ate his guts while he's just standing there.
     
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  14. Pavlous

    Pavlous New Member

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    What I like about this show is that my families can talk about the pros and cons of featuring accidents and/or deaths on the reality show. Though its a bit morbid to watch you can learn something from this show.
     

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