12 days left to contact massive planet Gliese 581d in time for 2029 holiday season!

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opfinisticopfinisticNew MemberOP
Aug 12, 2009, 01:41 PM

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Residents of South Florida, text!

Why are you still reading? There's only 12 days left to send your text-messages to a prospective alien civilization via NASA. Act now or miss your chance to make first contact!

An Australian science magazine is organizing a drive to send 160-character text messages to a distant planet believed to be hospitable to the same conditions for life that allow you, a carbon-based heap of catabolic processes, to sit at a computer browsing news websites.

All messages have to be submitted via Website by Monday, Aug. 24. NASA will then convert them into a binary series of blips and pauses and hurl them via radio signal toward the gigantic planet Gliese 581d. Expected arrival time: December 2029.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/local_news/epaper/2009/08/12/0812hellofromearth.html

What would you text? I would just send JPGs of boobs and dirty jokes.

BuckeyeKingBuckeyeKingNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 03:18 PM

Yes now they can invade and make us Slaves to those hot Green Chicks!

KAKanye WestNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 03:23 PM

I would text if you are pats or jets fans f u. If they are bills or lions fans I would say sorry

HardKoreXXXHardKoreXXXNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 03:25 PM

Hopefully the texts don't reach them, because they'll probably blow our sorry asses to stardust.

@BaseyCrock

"Making people on the Internet feel better about their own lives since 2004"

KAKanye WestNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 03:32 PM

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

Hopefully the texts don't reach them, because they'll probably blow our sorry asses to stardust.

We could be stronger then them.

Fin DFin DForum Veteran
Aug 12, 2009, 03:39 PM

Can't we accomplish the same thing by pm-ing alen?

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 04:16 PM

I think a simple 'You're next!' would be fun to send. The aliens would be thinking 'Next? For what? Invasion? Genocide? Or......gulp........Universal Health Care?'

BigDogsHuntBigDogsHuntNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 04:23 PM

"opfinistic wrote:

What would you text?


!noitca wen emos esu dluoc dna ereh selamef okcaw emos evah eW. ?they nac esrow eb tnac...puthgiarts sruo fo emos uoy edart lliw ew ysae era nemow ruoy fi d185 eseilG tenalp fo snezitiC

:yes:

BDH -

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

Jimmy V. (Mar '93)

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 04:28 PM

"BigDogsHunt wrote:

!noitca wen emos esu dluoc dna ereh selamef okcaw emos evah eW. ?they nac esrow eb tnac...puthgiarts sruo fo emos uoy edart lliw ew ysae era nemow ruoy fi d185 eseilG tenalp fo snezitiC

:yes:

Whoa! How did you do that? :pointlol:

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 04:30 PM

"opfinistic wrote:

Whoa! How did you do that? :pointlol:

there are some sites :shifty:

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

MIm inoNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 04:34 PM

it will reach the other planet in 2029? i would text "earth was here". or "bon voyage".

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 04:37 PM

"m ino wrote:

it will reach the other planet in 2029? i would text "earth was here". or "bon voyage".

Yeah, they're using Metro PCS unfortunately.

BigDogsHuntBigDogsHuntNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 04:46 PM

"anlgp wrote:

there are some sites :shifty:


really....damn I did it manually (thats what I said:pointlol:)

BDH -

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

Jimmy V. (Mar '93)

ZAZach13Forum Veteran
Aug 12, 2009, 05:24 PM

Prepare for the arrival of Michael Jackson

late againlate againNew Member
Aug 12, 2009, 05:27 PM

"opfinistic wrote:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/local_news/epaper/2009/08/12/0812hellofromearth.html

What would you text? I would just send JPGs of boobs and dirty jokes.

Do you think something like "take me to your leader" would be original enough?
I just thought that one up myself, just now. Waddaya think?
Or maybe..when you get here - for a good time call Jenny 867-5309.