13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers...a hoax
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A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

I love the end of the article where it says "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician"...:pointlol:

This kid is ahead of his time without a doubt. Other kids are dreaming it, he is doing it. Im always amazed by 'Child Prodigy's'
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They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
GENIUS!!!!!!
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"SickFinFan33 wrote:
GENIUS!!!!!!
hey the hookers are here lets play xbox.
far from genius. :no:
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Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
Well now, he doesn't seem any worse than some of the real poloticians out there. So I say he should go for it. If nothing else he is creative.
"unluckyluciano wrote:
hey the hookers are here lets play xbox.
far from genius. :no:
Im talking about the quoted....they told them they traveled with the circus and had growth defects, thats hilarious!!!!!!
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"In_Flames wrote:
I love the end of the article where it says "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician"...:pointlol:
Ability to lie, swindle, and con while employing the services of hookers? Check.
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"unluckyluciano wrote:
hey the hookers are here lets play xbox.
far from genius. :no:
Just because hookers mistake you for being 13 is no reason to knock this kid. Not cool bro...
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"Sethdaddy8 wrote:
this is the feel good story of 2008. friggin awesome.
you would think that.
stupid.
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"unluckyluciano wrote:
you would think that.
stupid.
:stupid:
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This is a totally farcical story.... if they had won a big "tourney" on WoW, they wouldn't have bought an XBOX to play Halo on a MOTEL's TV... it's counterproductive... not to mention the hookers, circus midgets and politician dynamics.
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best story Ever..
Looks like it may be a hoax after all, however many sites are still reporting it as fact. :sad:
According to an online Money website published in the UK, Ralph Hardy paid prostitutes to spend the evening playing Xbox video games with him and his friends in a Texas motel.
But there's one problem. The British report is just a silly online rumor, Newark police told WND.
Spokeswoman Amy Cromer laughed and said, "As far as we know, this story is a hoax. There have not been any arrests here, and we're not aware of any convictions like that in this county."
Cromer said word gets around in a town with a population of only 1,100 people. The rumor is spreading so quickly that she said the county decided to feature the story on its blog.
Meanwhile, the hoax is spreading like wildfire on the Internet.
When WND investigated the story, authorities cheerfully dispelled the rumor.
"We don't have hookers here," Cromer said. "I guess he went to Dallas for that."

"HardKoreXXX wrote:
This kid is ahead of his time without a doubt. Other kids are dreaming it, he is doing it. Im always amazed by 'Child Prodigy's'
:lol:
Have to give the kid credit, he is an innovator at a time when his contemporaries are doing nothing with their lives. Maybe if his parents had given him a fair allowance he wouldnt have had to take these extreme measures.
"In_Flames wrote:
Looks like it may be a hoax after all, however many sites are still reporting it as fact. :sad:
tell the damn Brits to stick to hoaxes in their own damn country.:tantrum:
"unluckyluciano wrote:
you would think that.
stupid.
shut up you stupid guido
"In_Flames wrote:
A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.
He is smart
So wait he didn't have a 3 way? He just wanted to play Halo with hookers?
/Facepalm.
Atleast make it worth wild :no:
"BuckeyeKing wrote:
So wait he didn't have a 3 way? He just wanted to play Halo with hookers?
/Facepalm.
Atleast make it worth wild :no:
:lol: TRUE that.
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