19.2 pound baby born!

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adamprez2003adamprez2003forum_veteranOP
Sep 24, 2009, 08:04 PM

sign him up now. twenty years from now we have a NT. Man I hope it was a cessarian for the husband's sake. Would kinda suck doing your manly duties if it wasnt after that mack truck went through :lol:

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93042?fp=1

Attention moms! Can we have your attention please? To everyone who likes to brag about giving birth to 8, 9, even 10-lb. babies, we advise you keep quiet around Ani from Indonesia. The woman recently delivered a 19.2-lb. bruiser, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country.



2019 DRAFT WISH LIST
1) DT Dexter Lawrence - Clemson
2) DE Jaylon Ferguson - Lousiana Tech
3) OG Chris Lindstrom - Boston College
4) CB Amani Oruwariye - Penn State
5) DE Shareef Miller - Penn State
7) C Sean Krepcz - Nevada
7) RB Wes Hills - Slippery Rock

Reporter: "Why did you fire Coach Gase?"
Ross: "Because he wants to win now"

padre31padre31luxury_box
Sep 24, 2009, 08:06 PM

Yeah but what is his 40 time?

cnc66cnc66luxury_box
Sep 24, 2009, 08:17 PM

lil' dude is thinking, great, I'm all wrapped up like a mummy and godzilla just got lose

NaboCaneNaboCaneNew Member
Sep 24, 2009, 08:34 PM

Asked later how she was feeling, the mother said, "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUWWWCH!!!

adamprez2003adamprez2003forum_veteran
Sep 24, 2009, 08:35 PM

"cnc66 wrote:

lil' dude is thinking, great, I'm all wrapped up like a mummy and godzilla just got lose

:lol: laughed out loud on that one. Probably also thinking "please Jesus, hope this guy doesnt roll over on me in his sleep"



2019 DRAFT WISH LIST
1) DT Dexter Lawrence - Clemson
2) DE Jaylon Ferguson - Lousiana Tech
3) OG Chris Lindstrom - Boston College
4) CB Amani Oruwariye - Penn State
5) DE Shareef Miller - Penn State
7) C Sean Krepcz - Nevada
7) RB Wes Hills - Slippery Rock

Reporter: "Why did you fire Coach Gase?"
Ross: "Because he wants to win now"

MuckMuckretired_admin
Sep 25, 2009, 12:11 PM

Good lord. That kid is a monster.

Make the throwback uniforms permanent!

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Sep 25, 2009, 12:29 PM

20 lbs?

My God!

She drinking Miracle Grow while pregnant?

HardKoreXXXHardKoreXXXNew Member
Sep 25, 2009, 12:58 PM

That's it. The Asians are genetically engineering Super Babies to take over the world and, amongst other things, flood the NBA of dominant Big Men at the Center position.

@BaseyCrock

"Making people on the Internet feel better about their own lives since 2004"

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Sep 25, 2009, 01:07 PM

Wow, and I thought I was big at 12 pounds.

I have been owned.

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Sep 25, 2009, 01:08 PM

That kid could totally kick Baby Chuck Norris' ass.

HardKoreXXXHardKoreXXXNew Member
Sep 25, 2009, 01:24 PM

"Borderland Wolf wrote:

Wow, and I thought I was big at 12 pounds.

I have been owned.

FIGHT!!!

VS.

@BaseyCrock

"Making people on the Internet feel better about their own lives since 2004"

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Sep 25, 2009, 01:49 PM

I hear they're using Depends for diapers.

adamprez2003adamprez2003forum_veteran
Sep 25, 2009, 01:58 PM

"opfinistic wrote:

I hear they're using Depends for diapers.

they may be better off with hefty bags



2019 DRAFT WISH LIST
1) DT Dexter Lawrence - Clemson
2) DE Jaylon Ferguson - Lousiana Tech
3) OG Chris Lindstrom - Boston College
4) CB Amani Oruwariye - Penn State
5) DE Shareef Miller - Penn State
7) C Sean Krepcz - Nevada
7) RB Wes Hills - Slippery Rock

Reporter: "Why did you fire Coach Gase?"
Ross: "Because he wants to win now"

padre31padre31luxury_box
Sep 25, 2009, 02:03 PM

In related news:

www.palmbeachpost./Ireland-flies-to-indonesia.com

This man:

Was seen at the hospital in Indonesia with a stop watch and several small orange cones and a checkbook in hand

adamprez2003adamprez2003forum_veteran
Sep 25, 2009, 02:29 PM

"padre31 wrote:

In related news:

www.palmbeachpost./Ireland-flies-to-indonesia.com

This man:

Was seen at the hospital in Indonesia with a stop watch and several small orange cones and a checkbook in hand

:lol::lol:



2019 DRAFT WISH LIST
1) DT Dexter Lawrence - Clemson
2) DE Jaylon Ferguson - Lousiana Tech
3) OG Chris Lindstrom - Boston College
4) CB Amani Oruwariye - Penn State
5) DE Shareef Miller - Penn State
7) C Sean Krepcz - Nevada
7) RB Wes Hills - Slippery Rock

Reporter: "Why did you fire Coach Gase?"
Ross: "Because he wants to win now"

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