80-year-old Vegas stripper still does it ‘classy’

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calphincalphinNew MemberOP
Jul 12, 2008, 04:34 PM

If the thought of here naked wont make ya puke nothing will.

Watch the video...:sad:

LAS VEGAS - Tempest Storm is fuming. Her fingers tremble with frustration. They are aged, knotted by arthritis and speckled with purple spots under paper skin.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25640691/&GT1=43001


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sking29sking29forum_veteran
Jul 12, 2008, 04:40 PM

My question is how long is it going to take for someone on here to say; "I'd hit it."

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Regan21286Regan21286New Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:40 PM

You should be banned for putting that video here. And I mean that nicely.

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ALalen1New Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:43 PM

1. Who in the hell would hire an 80 year old to strip?
2. That's disgusting.

calphincalphinNew Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:43 PM

"Regan21286 wrote:

You should be banned for putting that video here. And I mean that nicely.

Why?


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Regan21286Regan21286New Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:44 PM

"calphin wrote:

Why?

It's a joke. But seriously, disgusting.

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calphincalphinNew Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:45 PM

"alen1 wrote:

1. Who in the hell would hire an 80 year old to strip?
2. That's disgusting.

Maybe a 103 year old man...that would be my guess.


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dolfan06dolfan06New Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:45 PM

"sking29 wrote:

My question is how long is it going to take for someone on here to say; "I'd hit it."

most of the guys that watch that stuff are probably the same age. they probably would hit it. excuse me, i must barf now.....................:no:


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calphincalphinNew Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:45 PM

"Regan21286 wrote:

It's a joke. But seriously, disgusting.

Thats what I thought.:up:


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calphincalphinNew Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:46 PM

"dolfan06 wrote:

most of the guys that watch that stuff are probably the same age. they probably would hit it. excuse me, i must barf now.....................:no:

:sidelol::sidelol:


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ALalen1New Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:48 PM

"calphin wrote:

Maybe a 103 year old man...that would be my guess.

I always figured that no matter what age you are, you would look at the young(er) women. You obviously wouldn't date them or anything but your taste would be towards them, not an 80 year old.

miami#1miami#1New Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:50 PM

"sking29 wrote:

My question is how long is it going to take for someone on here to say; "I'd hit it."

im not saying id hit it but she looks better than any 80 year old ive ever seen:lol:

sking29sking29forum_veteran
Jul 12, 2008, 04:53 PM

"miami#1 wrote:

im not saying id hit it but she looks better than any 80 year old ive ever seen:lol:

That's not saying much. :lol:

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miami#1miami#1New Member
Jul 12, 2008, 04:56 PM

"sking29 wrote:

That's not saying much. :lol:

not really no

calphincalphinNew Member
Jul 12, 2008, 06:28 PM

Alen, I was gonna hire her for your grad party . maybe i could get her to give ya a lap dance, if you play your cards right.:wink2:


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ALalen1New Member
Jul 12, 2008, 06:29 PM

"calphin wrote:

Alen, I was gonna hire her for your grad party . maybe i could get her to give ya a lap dance, if you play your cards right.:wink2:

:throwup:

By the time she comes over to give me a lap dance, the party will be over.

calphincalphinNew Member
Jul 12, 2008, 06:34 PM

I worked with a guy one time that would hit that,I guarantee it. he was the sickest sob I ever seen.as a matter of fact, hes on the megans law website.


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SamphinSamphinNew Member
Jul 12, 2008, 06:40 PM

"miami#1 wrote:

im not saying id hit it but she looks better than any 80 year old ive ever seen:lol:

Then you ahven't seen Dyan Cannon...

Anyhow, I instantly thoght that this would be gross, but she doesn't look half bad for 80. Sure, I am not gonna waste a rubber on her, but she must have a ton of cool stories to tell about all the famous guys she has had and danced for.

Plus, is probably a cheap dinner date seeing as how she could get the senior discount and all...

calphincalphinNew Member
Jul 12, 2008, 06:46 PM

"Samphin wrote:

Then you ahven't seen Dyan Cannon...

Anyhow, I instantly thoght that this would be gross, but she doesn't look half bad for 80. Sure, I am not gonna waste a rubber on her, but she must have a ton of cool stories to tell about all the famous guys she has had and danced for.

Plus, is probably a cheap dinner date seeing as how she could get the senior discount and all...

assuming she dont have alzheimers and tell ya the same story over and over.


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byroanbyroanadmin
Jul 12, 2008, 07:01 PM

"Samphin wrote:

Then you ahven't seen Dyan Cannon...

She's only 71.

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Jul 12, 2008, 07:02 PM

"byroan wrote:

She's only 71.

I know but its close enough...and she is hot.

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8forum_veteran
Jul 12, 2008, 07:16 PM

man, i hope i still dont have to strip when im 80.

Jt0323Jt0323moderator
Jul 12, 2008, 07:19 PM

Now i bet if that was Betty White up there you all would be fine with it! Granted she has nothing on Betty but shes not that bad...

calphincalphinNew Member
Jul 12, 2008, 08:33 PM

I'm gonna have to hide my granny. some of you young bucks are scaring me.:wink2:


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Big EBig ENew Member
Jul 13, 2008, 01:03 AM

I would pay her, pay her to keep everything on...:no:

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