99 problems..this girl s becoming one..

"padre31 wrote:

Alright

Of all things ..

Ms double D's asked me to "come by work and see me"

At work, nevermind that she could be my daughter....

Cripes...offbase or to hesitant?

I ask as I'm hip deep with my mom's cancer, college's natural work load, I simply do not have time to do, and properly romance....

Baby girl is asking you out for lunch.....Forget all the other stuff and take her to Skateworld.... :up:

"Killerphins wrote:

Baby girl is asking you out for lunch.....Forget all the other stuff and take her to Skateworld.... :up:

I know, thing is, she is 20 yrs my jr.....what bothers me is..she was so damn cute on her introo..

"my name is..."

So flipping sincere it is causing a problem with my thought processes

"padre31 wrote:

I know, thing is, she is 20 yrs my jr.....what bothers me is..she was so damn cute on her introo..

"my name is..."

So flipping sincere it is causing a problem with my thought processes

Slept with her yet?
Most would tell you to run away..... I say figure out a way to clear your head....Understand?
Lucky you!

"Killerphins wrote:

Slept with her yet?
Most would tell you to run away..... I say figure out a way to clear your head....Understand?
Lucky you!

Oh, I suspect I could tap it, but Bro...that ain't how I roll today..

eegads..just be interested and..stylish...one will have more girls then one can imagine....

Don't cross the steams..man..that would be bad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6UiQSiR_c8&feature=related

Some good advice here I think

Who gives a **** if shes 20 years your senior. As long as shes out of high school, flaunt that ****.

And yes, yes I have been drinking.

Not sure what to tell you Pod.
Do it or don't.
You have to clear your mind somehow.... Good luck.
Face it.... This is bugging you. :lol:

"unluckyluciano wrote:

And yes, yes I have been drinking.

El Cabrone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zK8oYciOQM&feature=autoplay&list=UL6O1MzomX-J8&lf=mfu_in_order&playnext=1

That is just ..damn funny..

"unluckyluciano wrote:

And yes, yes I have been drinking.

Hits the room like a drunken dinosaur.....rich as hell :up:

Pads has gotta stay fly i i i i i i i i till the day he dies ii i i i i i

Look I may be drunk but I know what I'm talking about............. As a man and as a diplomat of the free world, hit that **** in front of your co workers.

"Killerphins wrote:

Not sure what to tell you Pod.
Do it or don't.
You have to clear your mind somehow.... Good luck.
Face it.... This is bugging you. :lol:

Yes and no Bro, it is not as if I'm some sort of leper to females, I've tapped plenty of girls..

Thing is, now that I've grown up a bit...just sticking girls no longer interest me the way it did

"unluckyluciano wrote:

Pads has gotta stay fly i i i i i i i i till the day he dies ii i i i i i

More fly then anyone here could imagine...I can get me some..problem is..vato...I'd prefer to actually..you know..like them and stuff...su cabesa es mal...

How old are you Pod?
Serious question.

:shifty:

"Killerphins wrote:

How old are you Pod?
Serious question.

:shifty:

Old enough to have given birth to you twice!!!

"Killerphins wrote:

Hits the room like a drunken dinosaur.....rich as hell :up:

I need a brainiaic chick Bro, if she knows Aramaic, Greeek and some Hebrew...I'd think I'm in love

"Killerphins wrote:

How old are you Pod?
Serious question.

:shifty:

:lol:

Let me drop the contacts in bro...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNpyqY5f08&NR=1

Aww gez...I'm a bit hardcore...told her...

Some less then sunny stuff...

tell her you want to be her back door man.
tell her you want to show her the anaconda.

"padre31 wrote:

I need a brainiaic chick Bro, if she knows Aramaic, Greeek and some Hebrew...I'd think I'm in love

With you on that..... Good old fashioned standards :lol:

"unluckyluciano wrote:

tell her you want to be her back door man.
tell her you want to show her the anaconda.

Pardona mi hermanos..

Si, hermanas como so dices...su visit mi empleado...

"Killerphins wrote:

With you on that..... Good old fashioned standards :lol:

Damn you!

TBH Killah, deep deep blue eyes are a great conversation starter...as in "you look like you are looking straight through me..."

I sorta know what U'm working with here..long way away from the olden days and sticking a 357 in ye olde la boca...

"padre31 wrote:

Damn you!

TBH Killah, deep deep blue eyes are a great conversation starter...as in "you look like you are looking straight through me..."

I sorta know what U'm working with here..long way away from the olden days and sticking a 357 in ye olde la boca...

I always have an ear in PM's if you want to talk. You know that.