Good afternoon, fellow football fans. I first wanted to take the time to thank.....our very own, Patriot homer, McLovin for assisting me in my career change. That's correct. McLovin has helped me secure a position at the company he works for. I put in my notice today, and will start on the 22nd of June. So what does this mean, you may ask? 1) Prepare for fun pictures of he and I at bars and happy hours around the city, after my long days of training. We may hit up a strip joint, a Drive In movie theater, a Gypsy garage sale etc. 2) Prepare for a team change. That's correct, this move will help my family immensely, so for that and a part of the agreement to my employment, my new #1 team is now the Carolina Panthers. Since they play in the NFC South, and have no ties or ill will to the AFC East, my #2 team is none other than the Super Bowl....reigning.....defending.....UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPIONS.....THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS! I look forward to continued, fun, intelligent discussion with you plebs during your 8-8 2016 season. Please ask any questions if you have them! Spoiler LITERALLY NONE OF THIS IS TRUE EXCEPT THE JOB PART. **** MCLOVIN
Question about your new job... Will you have your own street corner or do you have to share with him?
Did some research: the final candidates for the position were : bickety-turns out he didnt trust a Pats fan but thought the money was right especially since it was a big boost in income. FinD- wouldnt work that cheap to begin with and basically said he does the same thing from his trailer already. Sick......
Congrats Sick! if its good for your family then you are doing the right thing. oh and congrats on finding a way to personally **** up a Pats fan for life.
Finally you dolfans get it. I get to personally **** with a Pats fan, and a fellow Dolfan is benefiting along with his family. Ill live tweet everything when I arrive Monday....
