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SamphinNew MemberOPToo Risque? Either way, it's a funny picture.
All I know is now I am referring to my junk the same way...
azfinfanmangluxury_boxSorry Sam. For you they would have to replace the Sandwich with a Frenchfry or coffee stirring straw. :tongue2:
Fin Dforum_veteranCPB, (their ad agency) are my professional heroes.
Think about everything they've done, this, the King, Hootie in that weird gay cowboy commercial, chicken fry commercials, etc.
All of these things are crazy and times disturbing ideas, yet they work. I love those guys.
/ad geek segment
HardKoreXXXNew MemberThe gf refers to mine as the "Super 4 3/4 Incher".
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SamphinNew Member"Finascious D wrote:
CPB, (their ad agency) are my professional heroes.
Think about everything they've done, this, the King, Hootie in that weird gay cowboy commercial, chicken fry commercials, etc.
All of these things are crazy and times disturbing ideas, yet they work. I love those guys.
/ad geek segment
The creepiest thing ever were those 3 dollar xbox games they came out with. Anyone ever play Sneak King? You basically play as the burger king, hiding in dumpsters and trees and **** until someone walks by, then you pop out and give them a burger. Creepy, scary ****.
SamphinNew Member"HardKoreXXX wrote:
The gf refers to mine as the "Super 4 3/4 Incher".
She should call it "The Belly Fattener Upper"
steveincoloradoNew Member"HardKoreXXX wrote:
The gf refers to mine as the "Super 4 3/4 Incher".
That's what the word is.
Frumundah FinnaticNew MemberThey couldnt be more obvious even if they had mayo dripping off her chin.
MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.
Fin Dforum_veteran"HardKoreXXX wrote:
The gf refers to mine as the "Super 4 3/4 Incher".
My wife refers to mine as the Whopper....then promptly reminds me she's Vegan. I hate her soooo much.
HardKoreXXXNew Member"steveincolorado wrote:
That's what the word is.
Two ways I could respond here.
Should I...
A) Go with the zinger: "Yeah, because your wife can't keep a damn secret!"
OR
B) Yeah, but my balls are huge.
"Making people on the Internet feel better about their own lives since 2004"
azfinfanmangluxury_box"HardKoreXXX wrote:
Two ways I could respond here.
Should I...
A) Go with the zinger: "Yeah, because your wife can't keep a damn secret!"
OR
B) Yeah, but my balls are huge.
You forgot
C) No thanks to you razor lips :up:
DrAstroZoomluxury_boxI heard this ad is actually only running in Singapore. In any case, they do tend to stick to their guns on "out-there" advertising. Same with Quizno's.
opfinisticNew MemberGreat ad. I love the edgy way BK has been promoting their products.
Fin Dforum_veteran"DrAstroZoom wrote:
I heard this ad is actually only running in Singapore. In any case, they do tend to stick to their guns on "out-there" advertising. Same with Quizno's.
I think it works less with Quizno's.
I mean the King, while creepy, is still oddly lovable. Yet the talking oven that asks the guy to put his torpedo inside him is lacking a certain playfulness, and going straight for the bizarre. There's a point to the king, there isn't for the creepiness of the Quizno's commercials.
They're old commercials about they were the first to toast subs, were great. And their first ones about people taking wrappers out of the garbage and licking them were good too.
DrAstroZoomluxury_box"Finascious D wrote:
I think it works less with Quizno's.
I mean the King, while creepy, is still oddly lovable. Yet the talking oven that asks the guy to put his torpedo inside him is lacking a certain playfulness, and going straight for the bizarre. There's a point to the king, there isn't for the creepiness of the Quizno's commercials.
A *lot* of people would disagree with you. And I don't think he has to have a point to be effective.
"Finascious D wrote:
They're old commercials about they were the first to toast subs, were great. And their first ones about people taking wrappers out of the garbage and licking them were good too.
Don;t forget the spongemonkeys.
Fin Dforum_veteran"DrAstroZoom wrote:
Don;t forget the spongemonkeys.
Ugh, I had successfully forgotten them, till now. PS you suck for that.
But yeah that's my point just out there for out there sake. Not lovable like the King.
Frumundah FinnaticNew MemberYouTube - Quizno's
Those hell spawn scared the **** out of me.
MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.
Rocky Raccoonmoderator"Borderland Wolf wrote:
Too Risque? Either way, it's a funny picture.
All I know is now I am referring to my junk the same way...
Nice! The gays would be all over you at your friend's gig :up:
anlgpNew Member"Finascious D wrote:
But yeah that's my point just out there for out there sake. Not lovable like the King.
The King creeps me out. I find him in no way shape or form loveable or even likeable.
He looks like a maniac that would hide under your bed and come out when you're sleeping and stab you.
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
dolphan117luxury_box"anlgp wrote:
The King creeps me out. I find him in no way shape or form loveable or even likeable.
He looks like a maniac that would hide under your bed and come out when you're sleeping and stab you.
Same, I cringe whenever I see those adds. Hate em.
HardKoreXXXNew Member"anlgp wrote:
The King creeps me out. I find him in no way shape or form loveable or even likeable.
He looks like a maniac that would hide under your bed and come out when you're sleeping and stab you.
The King probably feels the same way about you!
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NaboCaneNew Member"HardKoreXXX wrote:
The gf refers to mine as the "Super 4 3/4 Incher".
Hey, as long as you're as big around as a can of pop no one complains.
TiP54New Member"NaboCane wrote:
Hey, as long as you're as big around as a can of pop no one complains.
Thats a questionable statement :lol:
SamphinNew Member"Mari0k wrote:
Thats a questionable statement :lol:
Nope, Nabo pretty much hit it dead on.
BuckeyeKingNew MemberHow'd they know my nickname?
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