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A Dolphins Merry Christmas Poem

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Finatik, Dec 22, 2022.

  1. Finatik

    Finatik Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    Merry Christmas to Mike McDaniel who has given us hope to improve,
    His only satisfaction being, when the team is in the groove.

    Merry Christmas to the players who are fighting for their place,
    In a team who are so desperate, to stay in the title race.

    Merry Christmas to Hitman, it can be sometimes be brutal,
    but man oh man you know its true, the Tua posts are just so futale.

    Merry Christmas to Cbrad with all of the crazy stats,
    I love to see that you try so hard, to swat all of those pesky stat gnats.

    Merry Christmas to Staletacos with all of the DVOA,
    Come on brother just admit, we know it doesn't play.

    Merry Christmas to the High Exhualted for stick up for the team,
    Were all just pulling for that Superbowl, that's been everyone's dream.

    Merry Christmas to Resnor who can be a voice of reason,
    Lets just hope we can keep it going, and get into the post-season.

    Merry Christmas to Across the Pond, for keeping the faith far away,
    I know its super hard, just to see them play.

    Merry Christmas to all the poster who I haven't even mentioned,
    All of your post are appreciated, we know you have go intention.

    Merry Christmas to the scouts who have such a thankless task,
    To find that affordable, brilliant player is such a massive ask.

    Merry Christmas to the grounds men whose work day after day
    Provide a playing surface on which everyone loves to play.

    Merry Christmas to the backroom staff, too numerous to name
    Who work so hard for the club, and never see a game.

    Merry Christmas to the supporters who shout and sing and cheer,
    Who buy the shirts, merchandise and especially the beer.

    Merry Christmas to Steven Ross and thanks for nothing for what you’ve done,
    You don't see the bigger picture, your focus is kinda none.

    Merry Christmas to Chris Gier who’s heart’s in the right place,
    Who hopes one day to have, an Oline that puts a smile upon on our face.

    Cheers all my Dolphins brother.
     
    Last edited: Dec 22, 2022
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  2. Fishhead

    Fishhead Well-Known Member

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    Maybe if we all wish for an o-line….
     
  3. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    ‘Twas the night before Christmas as we lay in the sack
    Dreaming of victory over Rodgers and the Pack
    Coming down to Miami and escaping the cold
    Aaron Rodgers is starting to look old
    No longer the threat that he used to be
    Another loss coming down in hot Miami
    Tua and Waddle, McDaniel and Hill
    Another victory coming, oh what a thrill
    Turning on the TV at 1 pm
    Cheering for the Dolphins, oh how I love them
    Green Bay wins the toss and elects to defer
    The ball after halftime is what they prefer
    So onto the field the offense it comes
    Like a fine tuned engine, listen to it hum
    A run to the left, a run to the right
    Hill on a fly pattern, he’s outta sight
    The Dolphins score first and we’re on the board
    The defense at home like a barbarian hoard
    Rodgers runs left and Rodgers runs right
    He can’t get going with all of his might
    This poem could go on, play by play
    But then you’d be reading this all through the day
    But at the end of the day, the Dolphins will win
    And everyone will start fighting about Tua again
    But just let it go, the Dolphins have won
    And enjoy the victory, gee this is fun
    Just thank the Dolphins for this Christmas gift
    Happy as hell, our spirits are lift
    And Tua and the team into the tunnel outta sight
    Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
     
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  4. Finatik

    Finatik Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    I think yours is better than mine. Well done sir. Well done.
     
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  5. TheHighExhaulted

    TheHighExhaulted Well-Known Member

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    Finatik, may your Christmas be merry and bright. God bless and get our Dolphins into the playoffs!
     
  6. Fishhead

    Fishhead Well-Known Member

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    I like ‘em both. Fins Up!
     

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