Merry Christmas to Mike McDaniel who has given us hope to improve, His only satisfaction being, when the team is in the groove. Merry Christmas to the players who are fighting for their place, In a team who are so desperate, to stay in the title race. Merry Christmas to Hitman, it can be sometimes be brutal, but man oh man you know its true, the Tua posts are just so futale. Merry Christmas to Cbrad with all of the crazy stats, I love to see that you try so hard, to swat all of those pesky stat gnats. Merry Christmas to Staletacos with all of the DVOA, Come on brother just admit, we know it doesn't play. Merry Christmas to the High Exhualted for stick up for the team, Were all just pulling for that Superbowl, that's been everyone's dream. Merry Christmas to Resnor who can be a voice of reason, Lets just hope we can keep it going, and get into the post-season. Merry Christmas to Across the Pond, for keeping the faith far away, I know its super hard, just to see them play. Merry Christmas to all the poster who I haven't even mentioned, All of your post are appreciated, we know you have go intention. Merry Christmas to the scouts who have such a thankless task, To find that affordable, brilliant player is such a massive ask. Merry Christmas to the grounds men whose work day after day Provide a playing surface on which everyone loves to play. Merry Christmas to the backroom staff, too numerous to name Who work so hard for the club, and never see a game. Merry Christmas to the supporters who shout and sing and cheer, Who buy the shirts, merchandise and especially the beer. Merry Christmas to Steven Ross and thanks for nothing for what you’ve done, You don't see the bigger picture, your focus is kinda none. Merry Christmas to Chris Gier who’s heart’s in the right place, Who hopes one day to have, an Oline that puts a smile upon on our face. Cheers all my Dolphins brother.
‘Twas the night before Christmas as we lay in the sack Dreaming of victory over Rodgers and the Pack Coming down to Miami and escaping the cold Aaron Rodgers is starting to look old No longer the threat that he used to be Another loss coming down in hot Miami Tua and Waddle, McDaniel and Hill Another victory coming, oh what a thrill Turning on the TV at 1 pm Cheering for the Dolphins, oh how I love them Green Bay wins the toss and elects to defer The ball after halftime is what they prefer So onto the field the offense it comes Like a fine tuned engine, listen to it hum A run to the left, a run to the right Hill on a fly pattern, he’s outta sight The Dolphins score first and we’re on the board The defense at home like a barbarian hoard Rodgers runs left and Rodgers runs right He can’t get going with all of his might This poem could go on, play by play But then you’d be reading this all through the day But at the end of the day, the Dolphins will win And everyone will start fighting about Tua again But just let it go, the Dolphins have won And enjoy the victory, gee this is fun Just thank the Dolphins for this Christmas gift Happy as hell, our spirits are lift And Tua and the team into the tunnel outta sight Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night