According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them - from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl.
How the hell do 9 women manage to haul Santa's *** around the world in one night and not get lost?
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Because they were willing to stop and ask directions.Frumundah Finnatic, dolfan7171, NaboCane and 9 others like this.
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Why do you think he is forced to stop at so many houses and ask for directions?
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I always assumed the reindeer were women because they were already in harnesses...
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i think you guys are missing the moral of the story. that being women can not only cook and clean, they can also pull your sleigh.
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Also, according to Historians, Jesus was born sometime in March.
He was also not born in a manger, but a basement.
He was also brown, and not white with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Sorry, people of the South.Frumundah Finnatic, BuckeyeKing, NaboCane and 5 others like this. -
how do you know my cousin???
and it wasn't a basement it was the back of a 72 gremlin......Frumundah Finnatic, TJamesW_Phinfan, NaboCane and 2 others like this. -
so my question is......so why are these reindeer flying a sliegh and why ARENT THEY in the kitchen?
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Furthermore, why are they in the front of the sleigh when everyone knows they're backseat drivers?SICK likes this.
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surprised santa hasnt crashed more with them randomly putting makeup on while driving, and adjusting their bra straps......
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too embarrassed to report the crash to the aviation people :lol:
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You realize they are magical reindeer so your point is invalid. They can be whatever sex they want, they ****ing fly.
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Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
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The list may be shorter if we ask which didnt.
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Keep in mind Santa invented the GPS and the deer may be women but Santa holds the reins.
Many assume Jesus was brown due to a written description that included something like hist feet were like bronze or something or other. I think the logical thought for his appearance would be typical middle eastern type look. pretty much like the men of the middle east today. Consider where he was born and when.
On the other hand there aint no way a chic driver could accomplish Santa's deliveries without a man doing the driving. Also Santa is from the south and knows how to handle the ladies. The whole north pole thing is just his job commute.
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Before you throw us all into one pot, I can assure you we're not all that stupid.:smile:
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from another man... because they refuse to believe the one they are with is right about anything. :tongue2:
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the South of what? Europe? you think that depictions of Jesus as a fair skinned blue eyed guy began (and only exist) in the American Southland?adamprez2003 likes this.
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Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
And go out to the car and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on baby you can fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers
And boil me up another pot of tea
Then put another log on the fire babe
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.
Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday
And don't I warn you when you're gettin' fat
Ain't I a gonna take you fishin' with me someday
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister
Don't I take her driving every night
So sit here at my feet cause I like you when you're sweet
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.
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No, I don't. They probably started in Italy with Michelangelo, or somewhere around that time and were adopted by England and then the US.
Either way, it was joke.Frumundah Finnatic likes this. -
Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic foods.
He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes.
Long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends.
Reckon they'd just nail him up if He come down again.
'Cos everybody's got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at anytime they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.
Get back, John!
Egg Head's cussin Red Neck's cussin' hippies for their hair.
Others laugh at straights who laugh at freaks who laugh at squares.
Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the clan.
Most of us hate anything that we don't understand.
'Cos everybody's got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at anytime they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.
Help yourself, brother.
Help yourself, Gentlemen.
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never understood why they dont advertise what happens to bad boys and girls who have been naughty all year. They get reindoor poo dropped on their heads from 1000 feet up