We don't. We're a mix of a few different genres, so according to that chart we'd arrive on a Harley, bore the dragon to death with a long guitar solo, drink some beer, then ride off with the princess on a unicorn.
Unless of course Pagan Metal is in Asia. Then they bang all the girls listening to anything and leave after a couple months.
Only difference is, THIS "old man" would run rings around you any given day. And Lemmy would kick your *** up and down the block...and he's 70.
In 12 years from now, let me know when you get on a stage under hot lights and bang your head for an hour with a twelve pound weight hanging on your shoulders while playing music without making mistakes, then go party with your friends afterward till 4 in the morning.
You should call me up on your Jitterbug and tell me all about it. Besides, it isn't about what you can do at your age, its about how long it takes to recover.
What would "Hardcore" count as? The protagonist trying to scare the dragon with an epic RAWR, only end up being an Epic Fail with both the Dragon and Princess laughing at you.
