I was thinking if anyone else has ever sneezed and farted at the same time?
It's a strange feeling:shifty:
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Did you experience temporary memory loss?
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Careful, you can implode like that. It's true. Read it on the interwebz.
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Ah yes, the infamous Snart (sneeze + fart). One of my favorites. You get to fire a whole nostril full of boogers at someone all while making them inhale your methane. Good stuff.
Almost as enjoyable as:
Parting (peeing + farting)
Carting (coughing + farting)
Peezing (peeing + sneezing)
Dont act like youve never done it. We all have. :pointlol:ToddsPhins, steveincolorado and Frumundah Finnatic like this. -
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Yes I am familiar with Darts (dual fart + sneeze). It may be the grossest of all of these. :yes:ToddsPhins and steveincolorado like this.
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WTF. How old are you for asking this? 10? Just curious bc I think I snarted for the first time when I was 6...... and they're still as amusing now as they were 29 years ago. Only now I kinda have to make sure there's tissue covering both ends. ;)
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Yeah, but they'll blame it on someone else!
Me, I always pridefully take credit for mine, even if it leaves a runway for the Tide Stick to land on.;)
Call me old fashioned, but I still prefer the ole "pull my finger"..... that one cracks me up everytime! I used it on my mother a couple months ago in front of my wife. Priceless!! -
I call 1st dibs on his profile name.