you are a radio guy, right? so you are probably not going to get flustered and you have some skill. if i had your experience i would incorporate a soundboard into the interview. Terminator, Superbad, Human Centipede

you'll be fine :wink2:

 

have some Nickleback playing in the background.

 

If its a female, flirt. If its a male, kiss major ***.

 

wear a tie.


Seriously, play the part completely. Wear what you would if the interview was in person. Make the call in the quietest place you can find. Again, I know it sounds crazy, but maintain good posture like you would if you were face to face. Posture and costume are the keys to playing any part. We all play a part when we interview.

 

thats great advice.

 

Take notes, names dates things you can refer back to during the conversation. Will shoe you are paying attention and interested in the position.

 

Nope. Questions are always good. At the end they'll generally ask if you have any questions, that's when you ask them. You'll nail any interview where you can create dialogue, instead of just answering questions.

 

Triple dog dare.

 

Seconded the soundboard idea. Also be sure to ask what this person is wearing.

 

Not sold on the nickleback but do establish an environment of positive energy around your audible profile. Have a porn soundtrack playing sofly in the background. Also never be afraid to softly shush this person at the right moments.

 

make sure you show them how desperate you are. Tell them you have never slept with a man but are always open to new experiences. Also be sure to mention how you used to sell your body for your crack addiction.





boom goes the dynamite.

 

Also, ask the person where they stand on abortions. When they answer, scream "Eewwwwwwwwwwwww, I'd never work for someone who stands on abortions. You sick freak!"

Then demand a company car.

 

good luck sick.

 

Tell them you want to conduct the interview in an open forum setting...............




























































































www.fanhell.com <-----perfect

 

Easy man. Just do what Rizzo would do.

Use this soundboard for help.

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/jboys/rizzo/2


Seriously, good luck!

 

Compliments can go a long way, Sick. Drop a few every now and then. Fill in a moment of awkward silence with: "I'm sure you got'sa purty little mouth"

 

Yo Sick that sounds awesome man. Best of luck and congrats again!

 

You're welcome.

No, no, there's no need to thank me.

It was my pleasure.

No really, its ok.

It was the least i could do.

Really Sick, you're making a spectacle of yourself.

 

Don't be ridiculous FinD. Everyone knows it was my advice to play porno sounds and compliment the other person's anatomy that sealed the deal for Sick.

 

This is patently absurd. Lmiester and I will be taking the credit here

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I pishaw at the both of you.

It is abundantly clear my advice about requesting a company car was the deciding factor. Your suggestions were nothing more than the forum equivalent of running around loopy with arms akimbo whilst hopped up on goofballs.

 

I'll have a beer or 30 waiting for you when you get here.

 

Congratulations, dude!

 

Congratulations! Where in O-town?

 

I'm sure he gave you some colorful insight.

 

Make sure you ask the hiring officer if you have to take a drug test.

 

It's like the titty bars in Orlando are about to get a stimulus.

 

yeah there is no [stimulus] package after SICK's gender reassignment surgery :rimshot: