almost robbed

"ToddsPhins wrote:

Simultaneously thinking about choke and c0ck were you? :wink2:........ And you weren't even the least bit aroused by that story?
Anlgp, you gots a tough crowd to please, my friend.

You can't prove a thing......

stop dressing like such a whore and you wont almost get raped.

"unluckyluciano wrote:

I kind of expected this to end with "now we're adopting our second child"
Glad you're ok anlgp. You did the right thing just taking off.

China has a very strict one-child policy.

So, I walking down the street trying to be more active now that I quit smoking. I was just strolling down the street listen to music on my iphone, when out of nowhere this giant dog starts chasing me. I run the woods that lead into town. I'm ducking under branches, jumping over bushes, falling in mud....but I lose him. Problem is, I'm all dirty and cut up from the woods...I must have looked like a vagrant. Worst part was I lost my iphone. So now all I want to do is call my wife and have her come pick me up. But I don't have any change. I see this guy walking down the street and I ask him for change. He gives me a couple of quarters, but he looks really scared. So, I decided to keep an eye on him, to make sure the dog doesn't come out of the woods and go after him. Once he gets out of my sight, I run and catch up with him. I figured I get him home to make sure everything is ok. I start talking to pass the time. I tell him I lost my phone and ask him if he has a smart phone. He says yeah,I ask him if he uses at as a phone or music player. I asked him what kind it was. He seemed to be getting uncomfortable, so i tried to change the subject. So I realized I didn't introduce myself yet, so I said my name was Ben Dover and my wife's name is Iida DaSnatch, when at that moment I tripped and fell into the guy. I grabbed him to balance myself and he just effing lost it....and took off screaming. Luckily my wife Iida, showed up right after, because I was a little shook up.

This is what they make fists for.....

"finyank13 wrote:

This is what they make fists for.....

Never thought I'd see the day, where Finyank's claims that fighting is what fists are for....

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

China has a very strict one-child policy.

So they'd rather toss em in a dumpster than ship one to a gay American couple?

That's terrible!!!!

........that China discriminates against gays like that.

"Finascious D wrote:

Never thought I'd see the day, where Finyank's claims that fighting is what fists are for....

:lol:

I was gonna reply to Yank with an appropriate picture, but I couldn't find one that wouldn't get me banned...... especially the ones linked to your profile name.

Anlgp's story kinda reminds me of a time I was walking my dog in the park when this flasher happened upon these 3 old ladies waiting to die. He ripped open his jacket and the first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. And the third old lady refused to touch it.

Glad youre OK Analgap!

"Finascious D wrote:

So, I walking down the street trying to be more active now that I quit smoking. I was just strolling down the street listen to music on my iphone, when out of nowhere this giant dog starts chasing me. I run the woods that lead into town. I'm ducking under branches, jumping over bushes, falling in mud....but I lose him. Problem is, I'm all dirty and cut up from the woods...I must have looked like a vagrant. Worst part was I lost my iphone. So now all I want to do is call my wife and have her come pick me up. But I don't have any change. I see this guy walking down the street and I ask him for change. He gives me a couple of quarters, but he looks really scared. So, I decided to keep an eye on him, to make sure the dog doesn't come out of the woods and go after him. Once he gets out of my sight, I run and catch up with him. I figured I get him home to make sure everything is ok. I start talking to pass the time. I tell him I lost my phone and ask him if he has a smart phone. He says yeah,I ask him if he uses at as a phone or music player. I asked him what kind it was. He seemed to be getting uncomfortable, so i tried to change the subject. So I realized I didn't introduce myself yet, so I said my name was Ben Dover and my wife's name is Iida DaSnatch, when at that moment I tripped and fell into the guy. I grabbed him to balance myself and he just effing lost it....and took off screaming. Luckily my wife Iida, showed up right after, because I was a little shook up.

I thought your wife left you? Oh.. that was a...well, this is awkward.

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

One time I gave a bum a dollar and he offered to shine my shoes. I said no, but he insisted. I gave him another dollar because he did such a great job. Then he starts to clean my car. I wanted to say no again but my windshield had never been cleaner, so I gave him one more buck. Then he asks for my W2 so he could do my taxes. I was REALLY gonna put my foot down after this but he found like 2 grand worth of business expenses I could write off and I got an awesome return. Funny how things work out.

Hmm. No bj, eh?

"lmeister3 wrote:

Hmm. No bj, eh?

I know right. All that money changing hands and the thought doesn't cross his mind?

:lol: you guys are horrible. funny as hell, but horrible. which funny makes that ok!

"anlgp wrote:

:lol: you guys are horrible. funny as hell, but horrible. which funny makes that ok!

I was wondering when you were gonna show back up in your nearly got raped thread.
For a moment I thought you might've "walked home" again.

In all honesty it is good that you are safe, but that is why I usually carry a knife or something on me...just to be safe

"Laces Out wrote:

In all honesty it is good that you are safe, but that is why I usually carry a condom or something on me...just to be safe

fixed

Glad you're alright, Steve. Judging from what you wrote, as somebody suggested earlier, he was probably an addict. Regardless though, should of told him to keep his space or to leave, but hauling ass works too, I guess. As long as you are home safe.

"Finascious D wrote:

So, I walking down the street trying to be more active now that I quit smoking. I was just strolling down the street listen to music on my iphone, when out of nowhere this giant dog starts chasing me. I run the woods that lead into town. I'm ducking under branches, jumping over bushes, falling in mud....but I lose him. Problem is, I'm all dirty and cut up from the woods...I must have looked like a vagrant. Worst part was I lost my iphone. So now all I want to do is call my wife and have her come pick me up. But I don't have any change. I see this guy walking down the street and I ask him for change. He gives me a couple of quarters, but he looks really scared. So, I decided to keep an eye on him, to make sure the dog doesn't come out of the woods and go after him. Once he gets out of my sight, I run and catch up with him. I figured I get him home to make sure everything is ok. I start talking to pass the time. I tell him I lost my phone and ask him if he has a smart phone. He says yeah,I ask him if he uses at as a phone or music player. I asked him what kind it was. He seemed to be getting uncomfortable, so i tried to change the subject. So I realized I didn't introduce myself yet, so I said my name was Ben Dover and my wife's name is Iida DaSnatch, when at that moment I tripped and fell into the guy. I grabbed him to balance myself and he just effing lost it....and took off screaming. Luckily my wife Iida, showed up right after, because I was a little shook up.

"ToddsPhins wrote:

fixed

One upped

good to know youre safe bro, and good to see you around

Good to hear your safe.

How has everyone missed the point here....

Don't keep us in suspense, Anglp....

What music were you listening to on your iPod???

(glad you're okay. always trust your gut, and NEVER feel bad about offending someone. a survival expert once said human beings are the only animal in the world that would get into a sealed metal box (elevator) with another creature that made them feel unsafe. I always think about that. We have to trust our instincts. And take the stairs. Or in your case, don;t walk around in cutoff daisy-dukes anymore.)