I was talking to Hardkore earlier today and we were trying to think of questions that you want to ask your girlfriends/wives but are too shy/ashamed/whatever to do it. Example: Say honey, lets say we go down to the bar, grab some drinks and try to find a nice young lady to come back home with us? Just wondering what everyone else wants to ask but refuses to ask.
I can't say there is anything that I have not asked her that I wanted to....I get told "no" a lot, but I keep tossing things out there. Of course the only things I ever win at are foot rubs & what she cooks for dinner so I'm like 2 out of 100
I LOVED Sam Kennison... SAM: Honey, is it okay if I go bowling with the guys MRS SAM: Yeah (shown by sam telling his friends over the phone) SAM: Okay I will ask her but she is probably gonna say no- Honey, the other guys are brining their Junk...... SAM: Nope, she said no way. Its staying in her purse...
I've actually asked this...LOL! I got a "dear, we are never having a threesome because I'd get too jealous". ****ing downer that was.
My theory is that if it doesn't happen within the first six months, it ain't happening, period. I am surprised nobody threw out the obvious pooper jokes? Either you guys are getting more mature or....well, whatever the other option is is probably correct. No way you guys are getting more mature.
hey baby, can we talk? great. i've been meaning to say something.... well, here it is. i'd like it if you would put a little more effort into your BJs.
Actually, there's two: - Say, babe, suppose I was to replace you with a young nymphomaniac from Sweden and several of her lesbian friends ... would you still come over twice a week to clean up the apartment? - Say, babe, do you know why I don't have cellulitis? It's darn ugly.
If you're still with the same girl you were a couple years ago when you posted pics in the member pics thread at Finheaven it's not that big of a downer
Hmmm, from first glance at this thread I was correct in my assumption that a straight question will be hard to come by. (Pot calling kettle black I know, I know) The point is to ask a chick a semi-serious question you're too embarassed and/or afraid to ask your wife/girlfriend. Here are a couple examples: -How do I tell my girl she has an odor without offending her? -How do I get her to do that thing she never wants to do? -How do I tell her Im breaking up with her for her brother without destroying her self-esteem... ok so that last one was a question Lucky submitted to 'Macho Men Monthly' but you get the basic premise.
or you could just ask the usual question: "hey do you mind if samphin comes over for another sleep over"
Aw, c'mon man, that's easy. Girls dig everything scented. Buy her a perfume or a body lotion or some of those ridiculously expensive creams I have no idea what they're doing exactly and if she asks what this is for, say that she is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. Bingo. That'll get you laid and she smells good doing it, too. You mean like ... taking a shower?