Always check your child's homework
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I don't know how many of you have gotten this email yet, but it absolutely slayed my wife and I.
This child's Mommy works at Home Depot.
The picture is supposed to be her selling a shovel


sure it's supposed to be a shovel. maybe mommy's a stripper.
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
she looks kind of flat chested in the picture.
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"anlgp wrote:
sure it's supposed to be a shovel. maybe mommy's a stripper.
Really? I dont see that at all... :shifty:
:pity:
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"azfinfanmang wrote:
Really? I dont see that at all... :shifty:
:pity:
You need to take a stack of singles down to the local club and do some research.
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"Hero13 wrote:
You need to take a stack of singles down to the local club and do some research.
Again??
<insert heavy sigh here>
ohhh ... OK... if you insist....


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"WharfRat wrote:
Again??
<insert heavy sigh here>
ohhh ... OK... if you insist....
don't forget to give the girl with big ta-ta's a few extra singles for the motorboat action!
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"Hero13 wrote:
don't forget to give the girl with big ta-ta's a few extra singles for the motorboat action!
Coming from a "crappy tipper"... that has to mean something...
What exactly? I'm not sure, but it definately means something.


OM. Tryambakam yajamahe
Sugandhim pushti-vardhanam
Urvarukamiva bandhanan
Mrityor mukshiya mamritat

"WharfRat wrote:
Coming from a "crappy tipper"... that has to mean something...
What exactly? I'm not sure, but it definately means something.
brother there are some things that will make me part with cash faster than Al Davis making a stupid decision and they typically have names like Candy or Bunny.
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"Hero13 wrote:
brother there are some things that will make me part with cash faster than Al Davis making a stupid decision and they typically have named like Candy or Bunny.
:knucks:


OM. Tryambakam yajamahe
Sugandhim pushti-vardhanam
Urvarukamiva bandhanan
Mrityor mukshiya mamritat

My Mommy makes it Rain!!!!!!!!!!
BDH -
"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
Jimmy V. (Mar '93)


